I have never worn a last this small in my life hi I'm Trixie Mattel and today I'm here
with this sensation Juno Birch hello and I'm very honored because Juno is gonna be putting
makeup on me today mm-hmm youre gonna look like a lobster darling I hope so lets slap this on I
can't believe you this with gloves on Jasmine Masters wears surgical gloves because of um
like germophobia oh yeah have you had any work done no you should i hate you I got one of those
ridiculous vampire facials what's a vampire facial [ ] they numb face and they stab you with needles
all over your face thousands of times and then they take your blood spin it remove the plasma
and they give you a vision you can own plasma because it helps your skin by over my eyes for
like a week and a half you have like no pores and just like a glove it's wild but it's painful to
Recovery's three days oh my god yeah have you had anything done no you're lying no it looks
like somebody just took pepto-bismol oh babe ha ha why don't you figure out this makeup mmm I used to
use grease paint but it wouldn't stay on really well so then I started using them Krylon mixed
with a revolutionary pigment pots yeah it's like never felt like eyeliner or something and it ship
a little pea-sized yeah and then and it's just coming back up Serena's listening was oh hey let
me get in there only this put me right off isn't it yeah you need to like track it drag yes just
everybody at home note that I'm doing all the work and that she did nothing and I'm just relaxing how
love you please to get ready if I take my time I couldn't be like two hours but like I can do in 45
minutes you're like still look really stunning we are very beautiful lot of driving yeah so
do you need cream like highlighting or anything I put a little bit of white underneath the eyes and
then you hit em yeah hmm is this TV white or is this like real light TV white TV whites live yeah
I used to do makeup at a Mac home and people is amazeballs leave your makeup thing this one lady
she had her breasts out feeding her travel at the mall and she fell asleep welding her makeup in LA
just in like mimicking people's voices we are pretty good at our expense your internet famous
for doing Jennifer yeah hi everyone Jennifer Coolidge this because my idols like stop right
here watching yeah they haven't mentioned it but Jennifer Coolidge's he really living today how did
you prepare about her doing your voice I felt like a million times she standing outside your
house doing your voice but it was like I was doing like a lip-sync I did like a performance that your
voice from Best in Show it does it really went to see hear your own voice in like somebody well
thing I like so much is that you're it's so weird like there's just not one pause breath making
this out I mean it's just so up done so great thank you I'm so honored that you're doing this
I thought I thought you know because my boyfriend is I guess the world's premier collector of your
sculpture yeah we were going to Manchester and he was like this sculpture that I love she's a
drink when you gotta find her founder I would buy makeup products from you I have this like
vision of you being like this I would see you as like an Avon lady that comes to the door and
then like huh at first you seem normal and then it's like something's not right here I don't
like a big suitcase of it like my said machine good yeah brainwashing me consult leave already
I'm just so used to doing the Trixie thing you have been doing the same things like probably
10 years now I mean different incarnations of it but yeah it took me so long to get like good
at that you make up just like slightly evolved doesn't it it's like yeah so you so much more
like brown tones rather than like you know in pink I used to do so much more color like blue
eyes yeah clips and now into mostly neutrals I look like just getting it and just do it we have
some watches every sleep new brushes Wow you really haven't seen him yet no oh you're gonna
die look at these it kind of looks like it's your product more than mine to be honest if I'm calling
this is gonna look so stupid it's so bright you see no I don't the fist first you know ladies
when you go to make a con you check the product on your broker club oh my god this bush is so
nice I oh my god it looks so beautiful I kind of want to make it more like just dotted like Marie
Antoinette you have a gig tonight yes the Foo Baba what's the highway what's the longest you'd kept
this makeup on because this is like a communion I was finally lost Gay Pride I think I took her off
at like seven eight I was in drag from like 8:00 in the morning that's coming the longest but it
wouldn't take me long to like take it all back on again Glenn takes on an hour and ten that's
I thought you would have took like three hours no it's fast people always think it's longer yeah but
it's also a blueprint at this point I know exactly where everything goes but this isn't just gonna
be like a flagrant display of how beautiful you are and cut down my look in this a makeup like
terrible on purpose it's gonna be like um when you order online versus when it arrives people
don't really get interact at the clubs in the UK do they that's not know but you can't seems like
people get ready a moment ago sometimes the other driver will be like we're on and then like those
CEOs it dragon they'll be like that has happened to me yeah yeah and I never get propositioned
money heart was telling me that some uber driver was like yeah my shoulders are sore you can give
him a rub if you want let that never happens to me they're like get out one star right I've
been ma how about the Browse guy now okay are you looking for the restroom oh it's that way that's
the way you can pee on the legs I'm just mixing your eyelet this is so cool let me see this is
what it is it like with human in Europe I've gained the eyebrows now woman in Sweden we did
not like to pay out once we like for our payments you see I think let me see them turn my head like
I'm on yeah a beauty school mannequin liquid liquid liner right on the brows you are very
quick about huh what do you where do you get a lot of your makeup you do like the drugstore you
do fancy what do you like I buy like mostly cheap stuff and then like I have a have a jeffree star
I like thirsty one I leave that I use the blue to like contour so good I'm beautiful sometimes
it makes my that's from Saturday have you ever been gross I'm sorry Geoffrey you have to stay
in this one we go to Bob I will people are gonna get you a know I'm gonna be like yes but if I can
I'm a [ __ ] I do a British accent no don't think I'm lying do you face facts that you think oh yeah
Oh mrs. Doubtfire that's my nephew probably like I'm jeanna badge
it'll be so believable it'll be like I'd like to get paid and they'll take your module a dad
but oh my god in part of that book video they really had you up and drag in a grocery store
huh that's just that's just normal hey we're people what can I do like a crazy
enough indecent went up to at these two little boys and they were like this like hi and she
went I use I use scattered or excited and they were like excited it's the first boner is there
chocolate its grapes I hate children this guy all the children either I do not for children
it's kind of like when I'm applying makeup to somebody else I'm not like careful and
concentrated because I like I'll paint somebody else's face like their paint
with sculptures I kind of like I do feel like what here little sculptures right now if you
guys want to purchase any of your sculptures are they available they're on my website juno
[ __ ] calm i'm gonna do the highlights here as well it's my favorite minute format yeah
an ultimate operation like what is this person like a brush pattern i wear so much liner that
i do the jello pit or is this Maybelline Great Lash yeah you better work this is like combust
curious all my mom use do you want to put some lashes on the other I think he might be bad at
daylight yeah I have never one lash this small in my life I were to presenting with a bottom
oh my god don't look at me I look like a little pig baby right ready for these lips cabbage what
are you using it's a NYX pink their pistols are so good yeah amazing I like this makeup because
it's it's equal parts heavy application but really minimal yeah I think really heavy on the
foundation and then the eyes have quite something yeah everything else is very small I brought like
just really like cheap getting lipstick Stacey oh no like open your mouth at home I love this
lipstick because it's like it's so much but it doesn't go crummy or crispy I know it it also
feels so like when I was testing the formula how do you wear it around the house another
egg her mom is just such a good luck yeah and then I would be like it would be smooth feeling
and I'd be like oh it's not holding out it's not gonna be Matt and they're looking you're like I
mean what a bit of drug lord in the middle you ready huh come here just like smoosh it uh-huh
I feel beautiful in here locally good summer and victim like this
the toddlers in tiaras sunburns you ready for the beauty spot
and is that it yeah you're done full sweep it's in
here in costume on and then I'll see what's up I love it
ready oh my god you smell really you mind well whatever you smell like you look like we're from
the same planet it's like I arrived and you were hearing I was like oh sure to do this planet for
kill move on I feel so comfortable and glamorous oh yeah food Bob I'm off but she's come in like
this I'm gonna come soon where her I think nobody will recognize me I think moving you
I'm only gonna get mixed up yeah well they're right oh my let's do a photo shoot yes yeah
Oh super mother one time I saw Dolly Parton and she had a wig hair in her eye and she
was performing and she pulled it out and she went Wow and then it went locked and she went
no it didn't hurt me no diva an issue went probably hurt some little girl in the career
though they were like but is Dolly Parton's obviously she meant it like sweet you're like