Hey, Food Tube. It's me Hannah Hart, host of the most excellent cooking programme online;
My Drunk Kitchen.
I'm in Jamie Oliver's kitchen because he invited me to his Christmas party
and the key to getting through any Christmas party is to drink profusely at the start of
it. Mulled wine.
Ahh. Oh no!
Ah god, Jamie's cake. Umm, this is how you make friends everything is good. Okay, so
I took a picture of it before, does this look about the same?
Oh no. So now that you've ruined Christmas and potentially
the Christmas party and arguably your blossoming friendship with one Jamie Oliver. It's time
to try and save the day. So, how do we make a Christmas cake?
Step one, find some conveniently placed brandied
fruit, add some more Brandy as a coping mechanism.
Mmm. Maybe add some to the fruit.
Mmmm. The next step is to add some butter and some
flour? Sugar? Brown sugar, why are you in this jar? I'm pre measured, pre measured,
pre measured yeaaah! Boop boop.
Here's a handy, dandy one handed egg cracking trick.
Wow! The trick is I tricked you into watching, and believing.
Oh no, appetising. No it's time to add treacle. Looks like vegemite, tastes like
regret. Ohh.
Just a little drizzle. Eurgh. Beating it. Remember it takes an hour to bake this cake
and Jamie's going to be here as far as I know any second. So don't dilly dally, add your
dry ingredients.
It's got a dry finish.
Flour. Mixed spices. Oh, sift.
Baking powder. Eurgh.
Putitin. Did I say put it in or put it tin. You'll never know.
Lay it flat using the tools god gave you. Or as I call them, hands.
Ey, you're doing great, or terribly. I mean really it's all about perspective. Now put
it in the oven for an hour at 350 or 180 I don't know countries are weird. How do you
know this isn't just going to catch fire? More drinks! Mmm.
Jamie Oliver's Food Tube, forgot. Presents? Probably for me.
It's! Oh, convenient Jamie's new book, the first edition was called Shave With Jamie
and was all about "manscaping". What else is Jamie Oliver going to give away
to the staff of Jamie Oliver's Jamie Oliver company. Oh, imagine that!
Save with Jamie. Just wait for his pregnancy edition, Crave
with Jamie about how to satisfy a woman's needs in her third trimester.
Bing, time's up. This look delicious.
Cake! Ta da! Good as new! Icing!
Ohh, oh. Why use water when you can have wine?
I think Jesus said that, happy Christmas. Where's more wine?
Mmm. Take your cake, put it near your face. Take your icing
and then really rethink your
plan. Add more icing sugar using what I call hand sifting.
This looks basically, whoa! Lesson learned! Great, crack on. Ahh!
Oh, what? A battery? Is this mace? Oh yeah, cool message from Food Tube, totally
subliminal but pretty surely stating that I'm totally screwed!
Hello? Who are you?
Who are you? I'm Jamie Oliver.
No you're not. Are you okay?
I feel really good. Um I'm sorry can I ask who you? Are you here to clean?
Look at me In the eyes. That's it. walk to me.
I never realised your eyes were so blue. Okay.
We've got a problem. I'm going to give you a hangover cure. If you're the cure, I'll
take the disease. Okay, so if you want to see my Bloody Mary
recipe it's incredible, really, really good. You can click on Hannah's site. Does that
sound good? And you can see that recipe. Or on the advent calendar on my channel just
subscribe and you'll see it tomorrow. Okay? See you in a bit
Bye Food Tube. I love you!
You love everyone! I do actually.
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