So I got two locals for Recon tonight.
Emmanuel and Eric.
Now let's see what they think of this bar.
I don't have a full bar menu.
I mean, what do you normally drink?
I can make whatever.
We'll do a margarita.
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A green margarita.
Oh, yeah.
You like that?
It's okay. I think I asked for a margarita, though.
Oh, who made it? Cheeks?
Cheeks, he said he asked for a margarita.
- ( scoffs ) - If they can't make a margarita,
I'm guessing they're not gonna do magic with a catfish.
Cheeks:
Okay, now we got a bright yellow margarita.
Man!
- Oh! -
that bad in my life. Ever.
Okay, so we've struck out twice.
I'm gonna try to get an old fashioned, see what they do.
- Excuse me. - Yes?
Can I get an old fashioned
instead of this margarita, please?
- You want an old fashioned? - Old fashioned,
one of the most popular drinks in America right now.
Hey, yo, that's what I'm talking about.
We ain't got no catfish.
They knew that ( bleep ) when we opened.
He couldn't drink, he couldn't eat,
and do you see anyone making an old fashioned?
- No. - Not-- not one.
Can't get nobody get three shots for the kitchen?
Three shots for the kitchen.
Woman: Yeah, baby.
- ( ringing bell ) - Three shots for the kitchen.
Why are they serving the kitchen drinks?
Shots for the kitchen and I still ain't got no food.
Shots for the kitchen and I ain't got no food.
Give me that thing.
Jon:
in uniform, on a shift.
( laughs )
Shots for the kitchen.
Hey, tell-- tell one of them cooks I say come here.
What they doing back there?
Jon:
These employees are comfortable acting like that in the presence
of both their owners.
Oh, that's how we roll, baby.
Well, the kitchen got it quicker
- than the customers, I'll tell you that. - Yeah.
- ( ringing bell ) - Order up.
- Excuse me-- - Excuse me.
Jon:
Look at how she's moving her body.
You can tell she's incredibly drunk.
And shut the ( bleep ) up before I smack you.
What the hell was that?
- Whoa! - Woman: Wow! Chill out!
- And that's a customer. - Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
- Hey, hey, hey, hey! - Okay, okay, okay!
How do they make it through a shift, Michael?
I have no idea.
Both of y'all.
( laughs )
( bleep ) funny.
Bunz! Bunz! Bunz!
( laughing )
You're supposed to be on my side.
What the ( bleep ) you talking about?
Don't yell at my ( bleep ) head.
Whoa!
( laughing )
I'm getting too old for this ( bleep ).
Any bitch-- any the bitch got somethig to say.
bitch, meet me outside, ho.
- What? - Robert.
You don't hear all this ( bleep )?
That I'm yelling and they're not listening.
This is the most uncontrolled staff I've ever seen.
Y'all can cash out and do what y'all ( bleep ) wanna do.
What did they do right? Could they make a drink?
- No. - Did they have the food items that they wanted?
- No. -
Yes?
Did they respect each other? Did they respect the customers?
They are failing because of everything they do!
Let's do this, 'cause this is unbelievable.