>>> WELCOME BACK TO "YOU'RE WILLING TO DATE A MAGICIAN."
WE HAVE FOUR BACHELOR MAGICIANS HOPING TO CAST A SPELL ON OUR
CONTESTANT, TRACY. TRACY, WHY DO YOU WANT TO DATE A
MUSICIAN? >> WELL, I JUST GOT OUT OF A 2
YEAR RELATIONSHIP WITH A DJ SO I'M NOT FEELING THAT PICKY.
>> WELL, THAT'S FINE. NOW LET'S MEET OUR FOUR SINGLE
MAGICIANS. >> MARCONIUS WILD, DIVIDING HIS
TIME BETWEEN NEVADA AND A PARCEL OF LAND OUTSIDE OF LAS VEGAS,
NEVADA.
>> TRACY, TONIGHT, I AM A KING. AND I AM HOPING THAT YOU WILL
BE, TRACY, CHECK YOUR POCKET. >> OH MY GOD, IT'S A QUEEN OF
HEARTS. YOU'RE GOING TO WANT TO KEEP
THAT. >> I NEED THAT BACK, I
APPRECIATE IT. >> ALL RIGHT, THEN.
YES, NEXT IS HENRY VAN DAZZLE. >> HE CALLS HIMSELF AN ARTISAN
OF AMAZEMENT ON HIS LINKEDIN PAGE.
>> CHARMED, LADY. I SAID NO SHACKLES COULD HOLD ME
UNTIL I MET YOU. >> WHOA, THAT'S IMPRESSIVE,
RIGHT? >> YEAH, IT'S A COOL PARTY
TRICK. >> IF ONLY ONE COULD BE INVITED
TO A PARTY. >> OKAY, NEXT IS DANTE RAVEN.
>> DANTE DESCRIBED AS A BODY ENDURANCE ARTIST AND THE PRINCE
OF SELF-INFLICTED PAIN. >> HEY, TRACY.
I'M THE GUY FOR YOU. I ONCE HAD A BILLIARD BALL TO
IMPRESS VALDERRAMA BUT ENOUGH ABOUT ME, I BETTER HOLD MY
TONGUE. >> PLEASE.
NO MORE. >> WHY, WHY?
SHE DON'T LIKE THAT, DANTE. THAT'S NOT MAGIC.
>> FINALLY, WE HAVE JUSTEN BIRD FROM THE BROTHER AND SISTER
TEAM, BYRDS OF PREY. FANS THEY THEIR ACTS VIOLATE THE
LAWS OF TIME AND SPACE. >> HA-HA.
INDEED. THOSE ARE ONLY SOME OF THE LAWS
MY SISTER AND I HAVE VIOLATED. >> YEAH, HE'S NICE BUT IT'S
WEIRD HIS SISTER IS ALWAYS WITH HIM.
>> DON'T WANT MY SISTER AROUND? I CAN EASILY MAKE HER DISAPPEAR.
VANESSA, VANESSA. OH.
I THOUGHT I LOST YOU. >> OKAY, TRACY, YOU ARE ASKED TO
GO ON A DATE WITH EACH OF OUR BACHELOR MAGICIANS.
LET'S START WITH MARCONIUS WILDE.
WHAT DID YOU DO WITH HIM? >> HE'S, HE TOOK ME TO A
BOOKSTORE WHERE WE BROWSED FOR THREE HOURS UNTIL HE
ACCIDENTALLY FOUND A BOOK HE WAS MENTIONED IN THE THANK YOUS.
>> IT'S AN INTRIGUING TITLE CALLED "HOUDINI'S MISTRESS."
CHECK YOUR POCKET, MICHELLE. >> YEAH, I NEED THAT BACK.
>> ALL RIGHT, THEN. LET'S GO TO HENRY VAN DAZZLE.
HOW'S YOUR DATE WITH HIM? >> A LITTLE WEIRD.
HE TOOK ME TO THIS BURLESQUE SHOW IN BROOKLYN.
>> THINKING MAN'S EROTICA. >> HE THOUGHT THAT MADE IT OKAY
AND I SAW HIS IDEA. HE'S 55.
>> THAT ID IS MERELY AN ILLUSION I USE TO GET SENIOR DISCOUNTS AT
DENNY'S. >> OKAY, DUDE.
LET'S GET OVER TO DANTE RAVEN. HOW DID THAT GO?
>> DANTE SAID HE WAS GOING TO TAKE ME ON A FREAKY JOURNEY
INSIDE THE MIND. WE ACTUALLY WENT TO A VERY
MODESTLY PRICED ITALIAN RESTAURANT.
>> NICE. >> LATER, WHEN THEY BROUGHT THE
CHECK, HE ASKED IF HE COULD PAY BY RUNNING A SEWING NEEDLE
THROUGH HIS TESTICLES. THEY SAID NO.
>> I DID IT ANYWAY, BEFORE I MASTERED MY PAIN.
>> NO, DANTE. NO.
HOW ABOUT JUSTIN BIRD? WHERE DID HE TAKE YOU?
>> WENT TO CHILE'S, WHICH WOULD HAVE BEEN FINE BUT HIS SISTER
KIND OF STARED AT ME THE WHOLE TIME.
KIND OF LIKE THAT. IT ALSO GOT AWKWARD WHEN OUR
WAITER CAME. >> WHY IS THAT?
>> BECAUSE IT WAS ME. WAITING TABLES IS MY SIDE
HUSTLE. >> IT'S HIS MAIN HUSTLE.
>> OKAY, TRACY, IF YOU'RE WILLING TO GO ON A MOONLIT
CRUISE WITH ONE OF THESE GUYS, WE'LL PAY FOR IT.
WHO WILL IT BE? MARCONIUS?
HENRY, DANTE OR JUSTIN? >> OH, MAN.
IT'S SO HARD TO PICK ONE. WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE TO PICK
NOBODY? >> WELL, THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED
LAST WEEK SO LET'S DO IT AGAIN. WHEN WE COME BACK, WE'LL TELL
YOU. WHY, DANTE, WHY?
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