hey guy welcome back to the first and
what the hell you didn't even tell me
you were here where did you get Danny
Danny
oh hey drew notice
Danny's in town I am in town he's in
town this town specifically les how was
that I don't want to say funky town yeah
that's right so Danny was actually gonna
be in town already for just something
completely different and we wanted to
make a video but we didn't really have
anything to talk about
until the most perfect Instagram account
just fell into our lap thanks to the guy
on Twitter named WW YouTube which i
think is a very fitting name for this
price all this guy ready but his name is
hard rockin it it's hard rock Nick I
think the reason that this tweet went so
viral is because of the captions he puts
on his Instagram pictures it's basically
just flexing to like the highest degree
to try to get girls to hook up with him
I've never seen someone fit so many
brags into such a short amount of time
born in Las Vegas Nevada
grew up in Manhattan Beach California
graduated from UC Berkeley on my twelfth
Mercedes Benz which I don't know how
that's a Flex I've crashed over to
Sadie's Benz on number 12 houses in
Irvine Cove Del Mar San Francisco West
Hollywood Las Vegas of Cour of course
Dallas Texas and Tokyo Japan in case you
didn't know where Tokyo was yeah I
didn't know where Dallas was usually
shop at Bristol Farms Gelson's or Whole
Foods Market wow you know he's a
multimillionaire
there's a whole fish Hey they won't even
let me in Whole Foods I don't have
enough money average one Amazon package
a week that's down from two this time
last year I've never heard someone use
that as a flex yeah I ordered new toilet
paper on Amazon
every week it's a subscription and it
comes in the mail so I guess you could
say I'm really [ __ ] rich worth a good
350 million dollars not counting the
house I don't I don't know so pretty
standard flex so far right here's where
the curveball kicks in for eatin [ __ ]
from the back love and I mean love
getting my dick sucked as if that needs
to be said by anyone ever Alexa the [ __ ]
out of my house
great San Francisco 49er fan doesn't fit
into anything else here excelled at
tennis and soccer in my youth and could
have easily turned pro easily but you
can say cuz there's absolutely no way to
fact-check that yeah I could have easily
gone pro but instead now at the age of
50 I'm begging for people to [ __ ] me on
instagram in addition to flexing about
all the things he owns he's also very
confident I've never seen anybody as
confident as this guy once you've dated
me it's mathematically impossible to do
better than me in selecting another mate
after breakups my exes have endured the
likes of terminal brain cancer
no [ __ ] suicide by lethal injection
I'm glad he didn't just say suicide yeah
thanks for sharing the private details
of your very tormented person decades of
psychotherapy prison time or in other
milder examples have become gay or
settled for men who in some way or
another reminded said ex of me yeah I
like that that's a mild case is being
with this guy turned somebody gay yeah
it's almost like not even worth
mentioning that after you say that
someone of your exes has killed
themselves
yeah or somehow implying that somebody
got brain cancer because they weren't
dating so you're probably thinking this
guy's a little bit of a creep by little
bit yeah I think that you'll think he's
a lot more of a creep after this picture
yeah here's another caption that takes
an unexpected turn halfway through told
my private chef to make protein style
cheeseburgers and hold the fries for my
lunch today okay because my new
girlfriend is 18 and still in high
school
hashtag rich gang you can't afford a
girlfriend who's still in high school
I was probably the worst thing about
high school for me because I get crushes
on
and I couldn't date any of them because
they were always dating rich 50-year old
me they were always dating hard rock now
they're always dating this guy yeah the
more you look at his Instagram pictures
and especially his YouTube videos you
start to realize that everything he's
bragging about is not true he takes a
lot of pictures of cars at the
dealership
this one says hashtag buying so just
take a picture of her when you get home
I don't even think this is said a
Bentley dealership this is at the Grove
which is a mall this is one of those
when I was just like display car yeah
you see it the mall that he might win
buying and it's him behind the wheel of
a Tesla very clearly taken at a Tesla
dealership where he just asked can I sit
in this car really quick and take a
picture
he also brags about its cleaning crew
this is a hilarious brag my cleaning
crew told me to pick these up in the
store on the way back from the carwash
we on some new [ __ ] we on some new [ __ ]
now son
Clorox antiva disinfecting wipes hell ya
know how when you're rich and you have a
bunch of money to pay a cleaning crew
but they make you get the supplies for
them yeah I know it's our job to clean
your apartment but we just realized we
got there and we forgot all the cleaning
supplies you buy them for I just bought
this beautiful house in Del Mar
California
I have never reversed image search
something with this many results yeah
this is just a stock image of a nice
house that he must have found by
googling nice house he was reading one
of these and is just like I'm gonna
screenshot there and I bought it if you
google most biggest house in the world
this picture of the house comes up
because it's the thumbnail of a YouTube
video called world's most beautiful
homes lazy that he owns one of the
world's most beautiful homes and did you
just steal that picture off of a stock
photos website if being rich wasn't good
enough he's got a killer smile and my
dad you mean he could kill someone with
this yeah by that I mean this is a smile
someone gives you when they were about
to kill you I want to go and throw this
out too
this isn't just like a weird guy we're
kind of making fun of cuz he's insecure
and lying about how much money he had
not only is he insanely misogynistic and
dating a high school in dating a high
schooler he's also a little bit racist
ten turn offs and a woman a boarder
level of turnoff Fitness number one
non-caucasian the worst thing you could
do as a woman is not be white and he'll
ever it's in another post that he means
you're white American born female not
mixed with Mexican or Israeli and shin
yeah here's another turnoff from him in
regards to women where is too much
makeup which is really funny because if
you look at any of his pictures he's
obviously wearing [ __ ] holy [ __ ] your
lashes what do you use as with many
other physical traits it's 100% genetics
only way to get my lashes on you is if
I'm eating you out and they're resting
on the top of your [ __ ] lips actually
shaved legs on a Saturday morning
well I visit family my parents get so
pissed when I come home to visit them
and my legs aren't freshly shaved oh
that's why he's so confident he thinks
he's the rock he's just like the hard
version of Dwayne Johnson aren't the
rock Nick
so Instagram is one thing Instagram
that's great but where it really gets
good is his YouTube channel it's called
white trash millionaire rock-and-roll
bodybuilder let's talk about why badass
good-looking rich guys don't have
girlfriends like me why is it that girls
will date a guy that has half my wallet
half my dick half my car guys gonna have
my dick give me the only my dick bad
like the left half half my sexual
prowess but they'll pass up a guy like
me who's fun good-looking interesting
edgy educated and wants to be a dad I'm
rich I'm cool rock'n'roll bodybuilder
why do they have girlfriends why don't I
or let's say what isn't another
good-looking body builder or a
good-looking rich guy you don't have to
say another could we know you're just
talking about yours
yeah that's what's gonna say it's like
he keep accidentally saying like like me
or like or like any other like me guy
I'm not necessarily talking about me but
why I want anyone date me or or anybody
any other badass rich guys who want to
be a dad whatever it is if you look too
good and you got it going on
women are [ __ ] hate and cons
they don't like to see you ball they
don't like to see you succeed that's one
thing that what women hate is when guys
are put together and look good and have
a successful career they don't like you
being confident in yourself how long is
this video three minutes long is the
rest of it just listing things that they
don't like they don't like you having
the upper hand they don't like the way
that you shaved your beard because it
makes you look like a superhero villain
they don't want you being desirable no
woman wants a desirable man women desire
a man that they won't desire because
that's gonna make them vulnerable to you
leaving their [ __ ] ass it's like he
maintains his composure but every now
and again that bitterness comes back it
just seeps in the amazing Jass that
don't want to have sex with me wall and
some badass Nikes or Jordans and you
dress cool and you ain't got a girl
homie it's a compliment to you it's a
compliment to you that means these
[ __ ] can't step up to your left no I
think that means that everything is
right except your personality look if
you have all of these things that make
you right then it's a lot easier to
narrow down the thing that's wrong
because there's no other thing it could
be it's the very essence of you I would
take it personally look I still [ __ ] a
lot okay cool boy those girls that [ __ ]
me they're afraid to be with me
because after I [ __ ] them then it's time
to pay them and then they have to leave
transaction is over yeah don't take it
personally ah I'm here to be your
[ __ ] rock for all you guys out there
and like I said what perfect timing
I'm gonna be your stability ever need
someone really stable to lean on guys
don't worry I got you and men are
internally very jealous creatures
they're very insecure I'm pretty sure
that just means he has a hotel room
sometimes when he goes to Las Vegas
ladies and gentlemen this is my actual
personal [ __ ] suite in other
words nobody else sleeps in this
[ __ ]
that's all hotel rooms work they don't
let anybody else come sleep in them no
yeah the doors
what I also love about this room is you
can pretty much like look at the
airplanes [ __ ] fly in that seems like
something that Laura's six-year-old
nephew would be excited about you'd ask
them what they liked about that you
could see the flames over dere do you
like the bed or like the interior and
like a six-year-old would say I like
that you can see an airplane outside the
hotel Mraz you guys may know the hard
rock is probably the closest casino to
the Las Vegas Airport he's saying he's
staying at the Hard Rock in Las Vegas
one could only assume that he's saying
that that's the hotel that he owns he's
nowhere to be found on the Wikipedia
page for the Hard Rock Hotel and cuz
well I mean it's Wikipedia so it could
be wrong people could be deleting it
because they're jealous woman's they're
jealous women who hate to see him
succeed because they're jealous [ __ ]
or I mean just women and generating your
girls yeah another thing about 18 year
old girls as they've got dads that won't
let you date their high school dog and
it pisses me off it's like I'm older
than you dude there's a CBS and a Johnny
rocket this whole party's bragging about
things that you can see from the hotel
room almost like he's too afraid to show
you the inside of the hotel yeah this is
the beginning of he's yet to turn the
camera around
point of his hotel room as you can see
the airport the college campus and a CBS
ooh baby and then on this side which is
my bedroom what are you talking about
this window with just my bedroom I'm not
gonna do a full tour of the apartment
because of time so much I can't do a
whole tour of the apartment because of
time has the concept of time exists
that's why I can't this is exactly like
Gabe Gunn daggers character he doesn't
Instagram where he's like everybody I'm
on the back in New York looking at the
Blood Moon in the Empire State Building
on the top I can't show the moon because
it's in the sky and I don't have access
to this guy and I can't show you the bed
because there's someone because I don't
own it and there's someone else sleeping
in the bed I lied about no one else
being able to sleep in this room can
pretty much see every casino I mean from
my room you can pretty much see all the
better hotels you see a lot of traffic
going on people are getting off work
people are driving in to Las Vegas again
this isn't a feature of the suite this
is just how major cities work we're more
than halfway through the video he has
not shown as the inside of the hotel
room celebrities of course fly into
Vegas for the whole weekend
even though fourth of July falls on a
Thursday that's where I get my dick
sucked as heating out balls tugged on
one by one I like how he saw it was like
he gained this this confidence out of
know yes so these are all the hotels and
uh my dick suds my ass he got my bow
stun gun one by one custom bed right
there what's custom about it he just
means they asked if I wanted to twin
beds or a queen and I customized it to
be a queen we're just gonna take a
little nap I can't show the rest because
of time and then at the end of the news
take a nap but ideas were curious to see
the rest of his hotel room because he
couldn't show you he was I had talked
the time crunch yeah Heights chyme
existed and so he could and just like
with together when he's
a couple minutes pointing the camera
outside eventually it turns the camera
around so you can see him and it's
terrifying ah ah my sex toy any good
part of a hotel room tour and includes
your bag of sex toys what do I do with
this I like to spank your kids I will
not touch you with my hands ever at all
no if I want to spend you I'm gonna use
a little paddle just fake your boobs
want you to look at me looking at you
while I [ __ ] get my dick sad I'm so
worried about how sweaty he is he's
gotta be on like it yeah he also
definitely just killed someone I get my
mind off the murder I just did all right
guys this is horrible snobbery part 3
this might have some of the strongest
water pressure by request of any shower
I've ever had
that's my custom loofah my custom loofah
it's just a regular loofah that I glue
to stick to so that I can hold that and
pretty much goes over every square
centimeter or my body grows the last
thing I want to show you before I sign
the [ __ ] off and get my ass eating out
tonight while I get my [ __ ] ass
eating out while he gets his coxa by the
same person at the same time holy [ __ ]
that's impressive they can unhinge their
jaw like a snake or something and I've
just been taking it all the way down
because we've been [ __ ] in this
bathroom actually right up against the
granite doggy actually anal we've been
[ __ ] in this bathroom actually doggy
anal yeah you know getting my a z-index
act at the same time of course of course
obviously no the last thing I wanna show
you guys is he did alive the other day
cuz he's starting to get a little bit of
cloud thank you for the love on my house
so we decided to do a live stream
yesterday on Instagram six sort of clear
up you know any allegations which by
denying certain allegations in this live
he actually brought to most people's
attention those allegations yeah like
things we hadn't heard about and we've
been researching him all day and then
things than they were about like and I
never stole money from my mother so stop
saying that I did not steal from my mom
also my favorite thing from the live he
keeps saying like all right guys now I'm
gonna open the floor to questions and
then he'll find one hate comment and
rant about it for five minutes yeah all
right ready any questions
hey I'm not [ __ ] gay he'll talk about
five minutes why he's not gay yeah my
favorite response that he had was
someone calling him gay and he responded
I was not gay I was not gay best never
in a million years was i gay back then
yeah even to this day I still wasn't gay
back then you could ask anyone I know
and they'll tell you the same thing I
wasn't gay no I was not gay nor am i now
have not been gay whatever y'all reading
on the internet I've never been to jail
even for one minute yeah I've never been
to jail that's another allegation that
he brings up that nobody thought about
him in the first place no my real name
is not Ali no my real name's not Vanessa
I cheated on my wife I hit my wife I'd
love to see him in like a police
interrogation he would admit to any
crime so fast all right I killed her all
right we arrested you for shoplifting
okay maybe I was loosely involved in
Watergate get off my ass or eat it if
you're gonna be down there yeah and tug
on my balls one by one the biggest turn
offs non-white women and getting my
balls tug down two at a time
also you know that shitty ass truck he's
always driving apparently he sold it for
$100,000 wait so he spent $100,000 on
engine upgrades plus the original price
he bought the car for and sold it for a
hundred and three thousand yeah no I
guess that's why I'm such a good
businessman you got to spend money to
lose money anyway guys I need to go and
wrap this video up because of time I'll
probably go
get my dick sucked ah see now balls one
by one well I think that the only way
that we can really properly end this
video is by signing off with a killer
smile all right Greg
I shouldn't even call you by your
[ __ ] name you're being a
[ __ ] little stinker little son
of a [ __ ] [ __ ] boy you're a little
[ __ ] stinker I want you to know
that