let me get you wait are we I'm gonna get
you wait is this is this it's minecraft
it's minecraft get your wood right okay
all right actually planning 20 million
trees in Puggsy today gray are you
making fun of my charity efforts oh is
that your idea I thought everyone else
was doing that okay spread out on the
ground and if you hope you go down as
quickly as possible so if you wanna dive
all you gotta do is hold shift there's
no more mystery to it will it auto
deploy my parachute or will I die
yes well splat oh there we go it'll
totally jacksepticeye died trying to
swim in lava I have no idea how to play
this actually the new the most recent
patch does have a really fun thing where
you can throw melee weapons if you get a
melee weapon out and then hold right
click it'll like give you like a
throwing like a grenade throwing arc and
then you can like chuck your melee
weapons and they do a pretty decent
damage it's kind of a gimmick but it's
pretty funny I don't know how any silly
there's a backpack in here someone wants
it I got a backpack I'm good for now I
need it where are you at I don't know
how to do anything there I am my god
this game is not fortnight so weird it
does I will admit it runs a lot better
yeah yeah oh close door yeah which
athlete close the [ __ ] door you [ __ ]
I mean so they can wall the door down in
like two hits but if you at least if you
close it you have an opportunity
to be like hey so what's scratching on
my door oh it's on me Zombie zombi
wherever ho coming cun bottom no more on
me okay ah yeah this is the scary help
me yeah ho they jump so high
oh god oh god oh god I over here holy
[ __ ] christ
okay got one switch firing mode I am
down holy [ __ ] yeah found us but that
was ridiculous
good god I cover my map were you guys
covering your map am I the problem I
just assumed people were nice enough not
to stream snipe and be [ __ ] Endor
incorrect don't show your games I swear
to God
I'm not sure the game it's like this
lerton Bob don't know all right I'm
gonna show my game real quick just to
mark the city we're going to and then
I'll hide it again no way that's wrong
I know there's no game on screen jammer
you forget hold on wait until we drop
Enid every 48
get off my multi day that's you Chad
that's how you sound okay I'm gonna show
the game but nobody attacked me because
I'm very know I'm very far away and I
don't wanna get ganged up on what do you
mean you're far away didn't like
Nebraska or something oh you guys are in
like Kansas City Kansas and I'm in
Kansas City Missouri
right yeah is there a Kansas City
Missouri what yep I learned
misery why would I know I learned it on
tour and it's very [ __ ] confusing and
I set their own one I'm on at the shows
everyone got mad at me my things don't
lot of equipment I forgot that was a
thing no one oh god nothing Auto equips
that makes last round I look like such
an [ __ ]
what game have you been playing American
people say your map is showing there's a
naked alright I have a truck I'm coming
to pick you up we need to go right I'm
safe over here I'm happy
this is [ __ ] chaos he's right behind
you let's go shopping
there's no ammunition what [ __ ]
reload the gun name-o
reload don't kill each other shooting
friendly you keep shooting me no duck Oh
their trucks about to explode nice works
I've been working I ran out at UN p.m.
because I'm out of ammo we got to get a
little away guys who can yell the
loudest that's what I want to know just
sit next to Wade I want to go get ice
cream ice cream ice cream I want
transformer for Christmas okay I can't
boost anyway apparently so can we stop
to get dippin dots oh my god they're
coming
yeah good keep moving wait star to
driving yes wait I it was a yo do you
think I'd route 66 when you're driving
with your parents on vacation I use
capers oh there's a motorcycle with a
zombie on it take him that's not
something you should say out loud you
should just keep that to yourself
because that scares me just get through
the car and there's no zombies in it out
of here
yeah we are gonna go to new yellow mark
see that see where that damn it why not
switch to the other seat here it has to
be the right number if it's blocked it
won't let you do it oh there we go this
is on be proud of us oh my god holy I'm
fine let's drive don't worry about me oh
there's a little on purpose okay just
keep going hey Bob hi how's it going
Tommy in the road careful oh man just
hit them
holy [ __ ] stop my yellow mark keep going
on the road keep going keep going keep
going
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okay okay
do these bikes work these bikes do nah
oh okay I can't shoot this is horrifying
I'm trying I'm trying we're fine we're
fine this is scary this is scary
I hit him Oh God
shoot him shoot him shoot him you're in
my way guys some Christian walnuts in my
[ __ ] this is painful Bob Bob I am NOT
don't worry about it we're fine
everything's fine I belong with [ __ ]
Bob's carnival ride right now [ __ ]
Evel Knievel of Punky look how look how
safe we are I want to get off mr. bones
won't go to yellow mark got it I'm going
so slow and responsibly you don't even
know look how look how safe and
responsible I almost never kill myself
for other people see if you can snatch
up some stuff and if you find any 45
people need just grab it
m16 baby everyone needs 45 right now
don't they yeah whatever
I don't need 45 wait do I need 45 grab
everything oh I thought a gas can to
that I hear more yeah we need to lay low
why are you making all that sounds hey
don't [ __ ] know how to play this game
and I am going to okay all that
breathing actually made me very late
Bob's vehicle I am NOT if you want to
see some [ __ ] right here that bit here
buffs they're here bus Bob they're here
you like this it's fine they're here did
you see how this see genial what wait
they are coming there's more of them
coming the cars come back towards the
cars it didn't work Bob your method
sucks I don't trust you anymore go back
to the cars boys I was just trying to
figure this thing out okay I got my
insulin we're trying to win here we got
six minutes okay great good good job the
absolute [ __ ] out of here God come with
you boy we're going to yellow mark I
really wish I knew what my boost button
was it shifts by oh my god oh go down
and get that car kill them and get that
car
okay that's the golden morado that's the
that's a special are you are you I'm so
good right now I'm so good motorcycle
[ __ ] christ
that's cheating
zombies let me know Bob behind you Bob
Bob oh boy it's time I'm gonna try and
save you jack but all they're gonna
finish you oh god oh god oh god oh god
okay wait now I where are you going now
now I am the zombie wait we know it can
heal mark we need to go to yellow I mean
I'm a zombie right now so I'm coming for
you guys you're a sub Oh God yeah he
became a zombie when he does you know
run for your [ __ ] life what do you
mean are we stopping here hi friends
this is me this is me all right okay bye
bye well I'm fine I'm fine don't come
right now at full speed your backseat
I'm gonna kill you Oh Mike Harrison
maybe I should explore for some ammo
Mike Harris out he goes
I hope the Samba kills you I thank you
from be my zombie friends picked me up
this is much later than playing with you
guys second these guys treat each other
with respect I did not leave you behind
I went to kill that was Wade Wade left
you behind I don't know what Wade was
doing you guys are running the zombies
are talking to me
you guys ready to probably just die and
for this to be not as fun as I hope it
will yes 100% yes should we just stay
here this is delightful yeah this is a
really relaxing way to spend the first
five minutes of the round I think this
is a good if you see a zombie on the
ground come on don't see him we the four
of us together if we were all shooting
it with the best guns we could find
couldn't kill it before it could kill
all of us so cuz all the humans need to
work together just like in real life
this is Wade don't engage for the love
of God Wade please Wade why no right
yeah no if you see him at a distance
definitely let us know and then start
shooting and that way your death might
give us all a chance to get away
is that motorbike here that's mine oh
hey what do you like we're all friends
here put the gun down man real good
Hey want to see my guns gun you got you
want to see my gun skin no right now
it's cool right
[ __ ] is it does it shoot frisbees yeah
it shoots shoots like laser discs from
Tron man what happened to pub G you know
what hey I have a strat if this time Oh
bad who's shooting what that bad that
over in your wage that's so bad that was
over near Wade oh god I'm coming to you
guys yeah Oh someone's dying
oh no he killed himself okay okay oh
wait we have we have names above our
heads do you guys got another vehicle
for oh they took it
oh [ __ ] oh wait mark are not left alone
right here right no no they're in it
alright there's another one a bro in
front of us Bob oh no that's run down
never mind somebody's thing to me
there's mostly right here I'll hop onto
it and then bring it back okay Oh
[ __ ] sick Bob skirt
oh it has a sidecar and everything in
the city I've run across there's a
friend here with a with a vehicle don't
trust it in don't trust them oh boy
Mark's going for ride mark we're a team
stranger danger
no it's fine a trans person whoever this
is okay where are you going
but wait I'm behind you wait get in all
right
so frustratedly wait get in there's a
car [ __ ] sake get in here no God put
that down we're not buying that I don't
know we're going to yellow mark
that's how just change this we're going
to that yellow mark I don't want to
alarm you but the zombie number they
[ __ ] oh no something horrible has
happened
what that's so many zombies
we're not going to the northeast part of
the circle the 27 is the zombies we had
sorry sorry I'm looking at the map [ __ ]
oh god no oh wait we can blow up the car
though okay this bug is really hard to
drive the shitty bike you designed this
this is a prison of your own design or
so do changed my DNA waves beta test
those zombies oh my god that's a lot of
zombies that's so many zombies good
night mark we need to steal the buggy
ready okay ready I'm ready here we go oh
we have do it
Jesus Christ I'm dead okay alright you
[ __ ] serious you run me over you
piece of [ __ ] this is a disaster are you
dead my bizarre but yeah I'm dead of
course okay it's not T it is t normally
a god he doesn't go down he's a
terminator okay are you guys still alive
yeah it's a miracle the apocalypse is
over
hey listen mr. zombie face shut the [ __ ]
up this is how we do it where are you
guys no no you don't know it you don't
know this madelung feeling so fine right
now it goes to a different school you
don't know her this is a different map
you get there's snow on this one I'm
just trying to help you guys out I know
you like fever we go back so far guys
yes days are far back we are such good
friends wait wait for the love of
[ __ ] Jesus will you stop going wait I
will shoot you myself trying to conserve
some gasoline by turning around and
going backwards no I just thought maybe
we're safe in the hills oh but the hills
have eyes and mouths and they're hungry
we're full we're full no that doesn't
sound like maracle any I don't summer
pop sounds kind of the same Bob doesn't
seem like anything's changed yeah I
don't trust you see these fun red dots
appear DS no no those are yeah that's
just coma you guys your eyes are broken
Oh God so down what's going on man oh
god oh god oh god
okay over there I'm fine everything is
good we only have two minutes left
oh thank god oh man only two minutes to
show everyone how fun it is to be in the
circle we're in another circle we're in
a circle I don't know how he drives
how's that me drive good listen it's not
about how we do you guys see a guy to
fight one of those was me saying how do
you want a little bike there okay okay
sign recast and there's only 30 seconds
left let's time to make a stand you can
do it okay out of your cars cowards
thirty Seconds the humans just survived
oh I turn at the last second so the
difference in this one is no vehicles
slightly lower zombie kill ability and
bigger balls naked and then didn't get
my clothes back before the things first
yeah naked ones first leave my booty
shorts alone
[Music]
there's a bunch of guns in here if you
want one there's a name I have I have
some weapons I'm a vector actually which
is pretty dope there's an aka in here
there's a [ __ ] m14 there's an M 76
C's whoo hey you want to sign you want
some memes yeah oh oh I have other
things that you might need nine
millimeter holographic sight here you go
I think I got to play this game I'm very
slow
thanks the problem friends till you
random questions is unrealistic no no I
I have a counter question okay can you
possibly nut without shaving I've got so
much ammo and I know I'm gonna die
well scooter magruder scooting boots in
here I want to I want to pick you up
oh good scooter sorry I thank you for
getting off I appreciate your kind
gesture I thought you had a plan
I thought you well I mean the way you
said that was very suspicious I thought
you're like gonna turn into zombies oh
that what that's stupid wait why would I
do that
I don't know cuz you're an idiot that's
true but I guess when I get on and I hey
everyone hop on transyl okay here we go
there's only 14
zombies left you know I feel like this
is cheating somebody tried to blow up
our scooty no way not in my pub G okay
another down it only took 50 of us to
take down to its goal behind me on the
hills get off get off get off he'll come
down to us so you come down Bob leave
them in Bob there's one right here on me
hey I'm trying to save these human I've
got you covered
this is very foggy I'm scared Oh Oh they
respond they respond already holy [ __ ]
wait they just respawn right next to you
they respawn where they die guys coming
from our left zombie oh [ __ ]
super hurt super hurt going going going
going
zone go to the zone the Blues coming
yeah yeah hey it's not so bad are you
wait do you have a thirst for brains
right now no all right all right
that rock to the right very thirsty
though that rock to the right Bob
there's a guy right there oh just two in
front of us Bob oh just respond right
near you wait wait wait wait okay
I think Wade's been muted forever we
need to keep moving we need to keep
moving
yeah I don't know why they ride away
from us oh my god there's so many around
Wade
holy [ __ ] yeah no we got to get out of
here we go
Oh what do you mean there's one right
behind me
wait what the [ __ ] oh my god they take
so much [ __ ] ammo to kill Jesus
Christ I want to kill some human work I
think they have to be stopped to get in
ah damn it oh yeah I got the prompt but
I didn't make it in yeah oh [ __ ] oh man
Bobby you killed three people
oh yeah I go and kill two we mark how it
kills you good buddy
ripple digits there was a zero in the
numbers
[Music]
[Applause]
I feel like I have like missing fingers
when I play on a console now