From swallowing evidence in a crime to why you should never eat things off the floor,
we look 9 Weirdest Things People Have Swallowed.
9.
Cell Phone • Smuggling things into prison is never
easy, but normally it’s done through the other end if you get what I mean.
• This time however an Irish prisoner tried to hide a cellphone by ingesting it.
Now I’m sure if you read the manual that came with your phone, swallowing the thing
isn’t recommended.
So you might understand why this would cause about a million issues.
• After being rushed to hospital, doctors tried multiple tools to bring the phone up
through the esophagus but failed.
Eventually the prisoner had to be operated on, but hey anything is worse than prison
right?
8.
A Lighter • How long do you think you could have a
cigarette lighter in your stomach for before you would consider seeing a doctor?
A week?
A month?
• How about 17 months?
Well that’s what this insane Croatian man did after swallowing the lighter in a police
station.
Deciding that it wasn’t worth doing anything about he just left it in his belly until I
guess one day he remembered…like he’d left the gas on or something.
• But considering that he was in that police station for suspicion of drug trafficking
maybe it was actually evidence, in which case all his actions would make a small amount
of sense.
7.
Room Key • If you have ever been a little too wasted
on a night out and done something stupid, then chances are you’ll identify with this
guy.
• After partying a little too hard one night his friends were trying desperately to get
him back to his dorm room.
However getting a drunk person to stop drinking is harder than it looks, especially when they
swallow their room key to stop you.
• Friends tried to get the key back up, including using the Heimlich maneuver but
it was no use.
They waited till he sobered up and took him to a hospital but hey at least he got to stay
out partying for the rest of the night.
6.
An Airplane • Really this one guy probably could have
filled the whole list up but that would have been pretty boring.
• However his greatest feat of eating a whole airplane is definitely not.
Michael Lotito’s claim to fame is being able to consume indigestible things.
Bicycles, computers, shopping carts…you name it, he’s ate it.
The jewel in his crown though is eating an entire Cessna aircraft.
• Consumed piece by piece, Michael was able to swallow and pass the plane with no issues.
According to him none of the crazy stuff he ate made him sick but hard boiled eggs and
bananas were a no go.
5.
Dog Vomit with Kitty Litter • Where to even start with this one… look
if you are a parent…please watch your children at ALL times.
• This story came from one unlucky person’s childhood, recounting how they and their friend
found an odd crystal substance on the floor one day.
Of course being kids, one dared the other to eat the stuff.
Apparently this was mainly because the stuff looked like sugary candy…key word being
apparently.
• After eating some of the disgustingly sour floor food the kid found out what it
was.
Kitty Litter that the dog had eaten and then vomited up.
4.
Quartz • Don’t have anywhere to stick your precious
gem stones?
Well just swallow them, the stomach is a safe no one can crack.
• That was the reasoning of one girl who decided that her piece of Smoky Quartz needed
to be safe and secure.
Having nowhere to put it the child swallowed the gem which I’m sure lead to her Parent’s
having some headaches later.
But it passed through her in the end.
• Someone needed to teach this kid the value of stones because this thing came with one
of those educational magazines about geology.
You should only be swallowing Sapphires, Rubies and Diamonds kid.
3.
Wire Mesh • People will do anything to get out of
jail, including doing horrible thing to their digestion.
• One inmate realized that the walls of his cell were made of a wire mesh that could
be twisted off.
Of course how was he going to do that without anyone noticing?
Well slowly and by stuffing the mesh in his stomach, that’s how.
• Guards eventually discovered his bat shit crazy plan to eat his way out of prison.
Imagine the days after, trying to pass all that wire…as if you needed another pain
in the ass in prison.
2.
Bullet • Okay this one isn’t stranger than any
other on the list really but the story the person gave for swallowing sure as hell is.
• A woman is eating a nutritious hot dog from the Costco food court when she suddenly
bites into something hard.
Spitting out she’s surprised to find a 9mm bullet sitting in her hand.
Later that night she starts to feel sick and goes to hospital where they find another 9mm
bullet in her stomach.
• Two…this lady had a hot dog with two goddamn bullets in it.
And the company who made them…the hot dogs I mean…had no explanation of how they got
there.
Well at least she dodged one bullet.
1.
SpongeBob Squarepants • Who lives in your stomach and causes intestinal
pains?
SpongeBob Squarepants!
• Yes that little yellow bastard was the cause of these Parent’s nightmares when
their 16 month old baby was taken to hospital.
On examination doctors couldn’t find what was wrong but the X-ray soon revealed SpongeBob’s
soulless eyes staring back at them.
• Well not really, X-rays don’t work quite like that but they did find the shape of SpongeBob
lodged in their child’s stomach.
Apparently their other kid had a SpongeBob pendant that somehow made it into the younger
child’s mouth.
At least it wasn’t Patrick, he would have caused much more pain for
the kid.