they maintain top of morning weight you
want to ring the boat names on the
morning oh god I'm really annoying
welcome today to the newlywed game
okay this is my girlfriend Evelyn
also known as gap smolders online she
also does twitch and YouTube stuff as
well she's a gamer yeah
but we wanted to do it we want to do
like had couples quiz thing so you guys
can get to know us a little better and
maybe really we'll figure out that we
don't know how to think about each other
but we're not married
we're not newlyweds so but it's called a
newlyweds game so we're in a catch-22
situation oh yeah where's my hand every
time okay y'all gamers ready ready okay
where I'm gonna pick a good first
question what's gonna be a good first
question let's get the [ __ ] out of
the way first
okay what is their worst habit we're
gonna have to start off with what the
worst thing is do to pursue what I think
is my worst habit and would yeah we're
gonna do it for both so you were gonna
write down you're gonna write down what
your Wars happened is or what you think
it is and then I'm gonna write down what
I think her worst habit is and then
we're going to reveal them at the same
time to be killing people oh I have it I
have it straight away I hope easy some
my worst habit what what you think your
worst habit is something that you don't
like that you do or want to change or
something that you do that you know
annoys me okay okay okay I'm not gonna
look at yours and you're not okay fine
uh wait how do i word this no peeking
okay no peeking okay this is the right
way okay so we're both gonna reveal in
three two one
complain about the dishes yeah I always
feel bad that I complain about that
no I'm a messy [ __ ] well it's not that
I don't do the dishes it's just that we
have a dishwasher and you prefer to do
them by hand yeah said I'm always like
can we just put them in the dishwasher
but the dishwasher sucks yeah so I don't
end up actually washing any dishes I
wash them when I need them and then I do
the dishes and then it's all clean and
then you'd make coffee and then you'd
rehab' friends the thing and then put it
with the clean dishes and I'm like I
just [ __ ] clean that I drink a lot of
coffee but I always feel bad about
complaining I wrote down that you don't
focus or not it's not so much that you
don't focus is that you [ __ ] laser
focus if you're doing one thing she's
all in on that she's super focused on it
and I'm like so what are we doing it and
you're like I won yeah I wouldn't say
it's not focused but I always focus I
have trouble with too many inputs yeah
so if the TV's on I I can just focus on
the TV and nothing else yeah and if I
even listen to you I don't know what's
going on well it's not that bad it's
just if someone texts you and you're
like writing back you're all focused on
that and then I'm like I listen to me
there's write down what my worst habit
is oh yeah now we have to do what what
we think is your worst but no I think I
know what your answers gonna be but the
idea is that I want to get points so I
can just guess as easily now to get the
point from you because I know what
you're gonna write maybe we should do
write both of them at the same time and
then do two reveals one by one [ __ ] just
we'll just write this one normally no
okay I use the back okay three two one
leaves our coffee cups it messy yeah
I'll use the back of it yeah that was
smart that's a big brain yeah I'm stupid
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your dad's the best kisser
who's the better kisser your mom or your
dad well your mom goes all in on it but
your dad is tender that's a weird
question your dad really effort your dad
really embraces move and kisses anything
was her favorite pizza topping favorite
pizza topping that's that's that's a
quick one we can do that okay so we do
both perspectives so okay let's do one
perspective on one side okay okay we're
doing you first what is your favorite
pizza topping I'm trying to think if
this one counts or not it's it's okay I
know no no no I got your answer
I got it correct no no okay I'm gonna
okay I'm not allowed see you're writing
right in my face don't look okay I'm
gonna I'm a [ __ ] nails okay you're
your favorite topping yeah doing miss
I'm finished first oh I showed the
answer already for your way whoops
okay so we're revealing yours okay
favorite pizza topping three two one oh
I wrote mushroom and goat cheese yeah so
we do we always do a pepperoni mushroom
pizza with goat cheese yeah as we can so
we got all of it okay no wait I love
goat cheese way more yeah that's how it
was like I don't know if this one counts
because you can't really get it in most
places
okay oh I thought I was gonna get
mushroom crossed officer I thought it's
gonna get double points okay an hour
three two one no I like goat cheese but
it's not my favorite one pepperoni for
life well okay that was a trick question
cuz we always do all of that damn it
we're failing we're failing at life what
is the worst habit not knowing anything
about it
these are weird questions though bra
size shoe size yeah what's my bra size
how does your partner like their tea or
coffee
okay that's a good one yeah okay we'll
do tea for you because you don't like
coffee and I'm gonna do coffee for me
yeah so how do I like my tea bit I mean
I know what it looks like it tastes like
but how do I write this dude I can't
wait to be long and now how do I like my
coffee
look at my answers everybody at home
just cuz I'm too stupid to hide them
does that mean you should look okay
we're revealing your tea first
yeah all right so three two one caramel
with milk that's exactly what I wrote I
could beam it into your head I knew it I
knew it I weave you very loud because
you you like your tea with milk but you
don't it's I would say English breakfast
tea is also good but you don't know any
brands of those no it has to be yeah
caramel with milk boom
ding for me who's winning who knows
we're not keeping scores and we're
terrible at this okay how do I like my
coffee three two one mmm black with two
sugars oh yeah is that a lot of sugar I
don't know two sugars
see it was some day it depends on the
coffee sometimes it's sometimes it's
very delicious well it's actually no
sugar at all it's sweetener but yeah
same differs bro I feel like we're
answering like the lamest questions
everyone's like yeah but what about this
really important information is like no
pepperoni who's the better driver well I
know shut up I will everyone's yelling
at me to do it it's too much pressure
that's my worst habit it's not getting
my driver's license what's their
favorite movie what's your favorite
scary movie yeah
I feel like I got me something the
trouble with this one now your favorite
yeah let me think about what your
favorite movie ever is do you even know
what your favorite movie is do you know
of my favorite movie yeah you told me I
know I know a lot of movies that you
really like but you're not as vocal
about your favorite one of all time as I
am so I know I know some movies that you
really like but I don't know if think
count is your favorite of all time yeah
I'm writing this down but it's wrong
okay we're going to reveal my one first
okay three two one
easy I talk about it all the time
Hot Fuzz is the shadow of Colossus of
movies yeah okay three two one he pulls
it your favorite horror movie though
well or is it just your favorite
Japanese horror yeah
favorite Japanese for a movie but
favorite movie of all time over
everything is the thing that was the
seed that's in my head as well I like
Treasure Planet and those kinds of
things but those are movies you just
really like yeah but you're not your
favorite of all time cuz you don't yell
it from the treetops like I do Hot Fuzz
this Hot Fuzz that was the first movie
we saw together I'm writing it down roll
that the reason that it's hard to
remember is because we watched like four
movies the first time we hung out I
don't think this is it three two one
I was gonna write Harry Potter one as
well it's Harry Potter water Lord of the
Rings 1 yeah I was either lowerings or
Harry Potter I think it was orange rings
we watch both and the first time yeah
first night but I can't remember which
one we watch first damn our bad memory
everyone at home is like I don't think
that they should be together they don't
know what would be their last meal what
does [ __ ] count which one of you is the
biggest procrastinator
this is only gonna be a one question
thing or one answer thing as well so
it's either your name or my name yeah it
was the biggest procrastinator Lord of
the Ring is the Fellowship of the Ring
is the biggest professor oh we got wrong
okay the biggest procrastinator is it me
I have a lot of things that I want to do
that you're well you're more organized
than I am
you you have the well that's I think
that's my hyper focus coming in yeah
where it's just like okay today I'm
gonna do these things and then I just do
them yeah and you're like I should do
this but I kind of for me for you I
think is that you don't take on more
than you know you can hand me and I love
to take on everything I'm like I have a
cool idea let's do this oh and then
let's do that
oh but I have a call at this time damn
and I'm supposed to record this then
yeah and everything just piles up and
then I'm like huh whoops
so a lot of stuff gets put off kind of
involuntarily sometimes yeah other times
I'm just a lazy bastard but I'm sitting
here and I'm like man I don't feel good
what was your first job my first thought
was like what was my first I think I
know but I'm just gonna write down the
vague like general area of work luckily
English teacher was not and spelling is
not my first job because I couldn't do
it okay revealing your one first okay
so your first job was job after that
yeah god you were a you were a paper boy
yeah when I was like 14
damn yeah cuz we ran out in bikes you
told me that you were you delivered
newspapers and I still remember the
route yeah
dammit you did work in retail for a
while though yeah after that I did like
five years of retail
yeah oh god these Mariners
my first job was construction how do you
spell that my first job was constantly
yeah yeah you had a lot more jobs than I
did yeah I I basically went to college
for music production and then fell out
of that was unemployed well I went to I
was in construction before music
production and then I went into that for
college and then I came out of that and
then I was unemployed for a while and I
was miserable and then I started
recording YouTube videos and that
thankfully took off after being in hotel
management so I probably would have been
in a hotel if YouTube didn't click
exactly at the right time so I got very
lucky and I did newspapers retail i was
an english japanese and dutch tutor
worked at a translation agency I taught
English classes like going to a school
and then they did YouTube thank I just
did this really cool thing where I used
like my really big brain to do all this
cool [ __ ] and then i did this other
really cool thing i was also really good
at this and then i was like yeah
whatever youtube lets okay this one it's
just off the top of my head we we kind
of talked about this before but i want
good answers so let's write down our
favorite thing about each other since we
did our worst habits we talked about
that yesterday i know that's why i
wanted to answer what points okay but i
want to see what we talked about it in
generalized term so i want to see what
you write down as like a single thing
okay especially in my mind this so write
down wyatt your favorite thing about me
is and I write down what I think your
favorite thing about me is and then know
the way around okay so now we're writing
what my favorite thing about you is and
you have to write what you think my
favorite thing about yes this is very
confusing wait what what are we doing
why is everybody afraid of love no did
you guys know that love has the same
amount of letters as yeet
that's deep we're writing it's a long
sentence okay it's like my favorite
thing about him is the Epcot ball not
just because she's pretty but okay so
we're writing down my favorite thing so
we're showing we're showing what my
favorite thing about you is no no wait
yeah my the thing that I like most that
you like most about me okay okay three
two
what does your handwriting is so much
less childish than mine
mine looks like a caveman was hit in the
head and then he tried to spell his name
with [ __ ] and now you've ah thank you
laughs and then the other one is the
litter yeah I left a lot at your jokes
yeah you do cuz the first I wrote that I
laugh a lot and I was like well I can
laugh at anything
yeah well it's it's a very good
synergistic relationship yeah cuz I like
your laugh a lot and you laugh at it's
not that you laugh at anything and I
just it makes me feel good about myself
but it's that I feel good having made
you laugh yeah
okay we're on the last piece of paper
really I know you have more over there I
just didn't split the stack woman OH
will your wife say is the first thing
you do when you wake up in the morning
go back to sleep I mean what is your
favorite soft drink for each of us oh
well I see that
is it my favorite or is it just the one
we get a lot oh no your Trenton's I'm
trying to make this a little Trixie's I
think because I know there's one I
didn't show it to the camera already
there's a brand that you prefer trust in
your instincts trust your instincts
escape so who's first you three two one
zero
vanilla I'm the one about the meme of
that and I even got that wrong yeah it's
book zero short coke zero vanilla same
great coke taste your sugar now one hand
about it enough can't even say to me
many more Who am I see the thing about
it is that to me there is no other coke
zero
it's just code zero vanilla the other
ones are the anomaly so coke zero to me
is vanilla just same thing you know why
life is a box chocolates nice a paper
which one of you is the first to fall
asleep Italy I mean one of us falls
asleep and the other one dies as soon as
they hit the pillow one of them falls
asleep before we even get to bed the one
was what's your husband's favorite
late-night snack our favorite thing to
get after streams
that's like midnight 1:00 a.m. favorite
food to get on god there's so many
what's so easy what I'm gonna write this
down I'm a poet anyway
okay a favorite thing to eat at night
after you finish streaming yeah I was
like it's a Taco Bell is it Haribo tank
fast --ax that's a snack the afternoon
snack we eat very healthily
we're very good about our eating habits
biggest fear hmm I don't have another
side of my page but you don't have
another side in that page either your
biggest fear my biggest fear right now
is getting this question wrong there's
stuff that you're afraid of but in
office your biggest fear can I give
hints give me a little bin T of this one
I have and I have a nightmare about it
at least once a year okay so it is what
I was thinking it's your dad isn't hey I
have a fear of commitment okay my first
is three two one Huygens Heights I hate
them they suck and your fear biggest
fear is pizza spiders spiders get your
pizza that's my least favorite pizza
topping no cuz I so I get these
nightmares where I dream that spiders
coming down from the ceiling about the
land on my face and that I wake up just
before he hits my face so I have to like
jump out of the bed to avoid the spider
and turn on the lights
so yeah thanks you but I'm really good
about hiding the spider afterwards and
looking like I was just asleep say but
yeah twice in my life I had spider walk
across my face and I didn't notice until
he was walking over my eye that's why
you hate when I do this I think we did
pretty well you want to let's see how
many we got right no 1 2 3 4
that counts coke zero counts give it to
me come on gang come on
yeah I got construction right but you
got paid retail wrong we both got the
movie my favorite movie you got mine
wrong the tea and coffee was good I got
goat cheese for you wrong see I don't
know if I want to leave this in because
it makes it look like I got more wrong
than you didn't there is no winner we're
both winners there is no winner when it
comes to love God Mike is gonna be like
[ __ ] I hope you all enjoyed listening to
us be very loud don't forget to love
each other forever but thank you thank
you guys for watching thanks for being
here yeah thanks for being on a video no
problem
oh now to end his video no me neither
give them a sign off let's shout love on
three or after three
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