-Hey, everyone, and welcome to "Ew!"
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-Ew! I got brain freeze! -Ew!
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-I'm Sara, and if you're wondering,
that's S-A-R-A with no H, 'cause H's are ew!
[ Laughter ]
Joining us today is one of my BFFs.
She moved away, like, three years ago,
but now she's transferring back to our school district.
Look at this cute picture of us.
I have to say, you look really different.
[ Laughter ]
-Yeah, I had a little bit of a growth spurt.
[ Deep voice ] My mom says I'm going through some changes.
-Why don't you tell everyone a little bit about yourself?
-Well, my name's Natalie, and I'm 13,
and I like to eat apricots,
and I have a Band-Aid collection.
[ Laughter ]
-Ew. [ Laughter ]
Stacy, what's up?
-Not much. I just back from the mall.
[ Laughter ]
-Ew! Who'd you go with?
-Let's see Uh, Katie...
-Ew. -...Carly...
-Ew. -...Jessie...
-Ew. -...Susie...
-Ew. -...Holly...
-Ew. -...Constance...
-Ew. -...and Amanda.
-Ew!
Now it's time for a new segment on the show!
It's the "Ew!" sing-off. All right, I'll go first.
[ Vocalizing ]
[ Laughter ]
[ Vocalizing continues ]
Now -- Now it's your turn.
[ Laughter ]
-[ Clears throat ]
♪ Hoo-ooh ♪
♪ Ooh, ooh ooh ooh ♪
♪ Ho-oh-oh-oh ♪
♪ Ew ♪
[ Cheers and applause ]
-That was okay. I-It was okay, I guess.
You could totally be in the Olympics.
-Well, thank you, Sara. I do try to exercise every day.
-Really? 'Cause I think exercise is ew.
[ Laughter ]
-Exercise is not "ew!"
[ Laughter ]
-Are you still taking dance lessons?
-Yeah. I, like -- You know, I take
a little hip-hop class on, like, Saturday,
and it's like whatever. -Hip-hop's cool.
Can you show us some of your moves?
-Ew. Of course.
[ Laughter ]
♪ This is embarrassing ♪ -♪ Ew, ew ♪
♪ Like, seriously, seriously ♪ ♪ Ew, ew ♪
-♪ No, seriously, seriously ♪ -♪ Ew, ew ♪
-♪ Oh, my gosh ♪ -♪ Ew, ew ♪
-♪ I am not hating ♪
♪ I am merely conversating with my BFF Sara ♪
♪ So bust your rhyme, Sara ♪
-♪ It's Mir-i-am and you know who ♪
♪ Now here's some things I think are ew ♪
♪ FaceTiming and climbing in airplane seats and then Vining ♪
♪ Retweeting tweets, I'm not lying ♪
♪ 'Cause they've been rhyming ♪
Ew! -Wait. What?
-It's my stepdad, Gary. -Ew.
-Hey, gals.
That's some pretty funky rap dancing you're doing there.
-Ew! -Call me Gary.
"Stepdad Gary" was my stepdad's name.
-Ew! Gary! Get out!
-By the way, I just checked out your Instant Gram
with that filth you posted.
Hashpipe like! -Ew!
Get out, dad!
-Mom's upstairs making some popcorn, so sound the corn horn!
Beep beep! Me so corny!
♪ You put some kernels in the pan and you let 'em pop ♪
♪ And then you put 'em in a bowl and sprinkle salt on top ♪
♪ It's a tasty little treat with a serious crunch ♪
♪ It's a snackable vegetable ♪
-Ew! -Ew!
Get out! Get out! -All right, munchy bunch!
Catch you on the flippity flop! -Oh, God!
All right, now it's time for the "Ew!" Speed Round.
You ready? -Yes.
Here we go. Matcha-flavored ice cream?
Ew!
-Flip flops. -Ew!
-Yeah. Diet Mountain Dew.
-Diet Mountain D-- Ew!
-Yeah, exactly.
-Breaking up. -Ew.
[ Laughter ]
-Getting back together? -Ew.
[ Laughter ]
-Never? -Never ever ever ever.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Ever.
-Okay. Moving on.
Crocs. -Ew!
-"To-may-toes" or "tuh-ma-toes"?
-Ew-ooh-ugh!
[ Laughter ]
-Kites. -Ew.
-Snapchat. -Ew.
-[ Speaking indistinctly ] -Ew.
-Will Farrell. -Ew!
-Cute!
[ Laughter ]
-Really? -Yeah.
He's like a total hotty. I can't.
-Then -- Then don't.
Seriously, don't.
-I must.
[ Laughter ]
-Jack Nicholson!
-Cute.
[ Laughter ]
-Really? -Yeah.
He's, like, a really talented actor.
Have you ever seen "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest"?
-"One Flah Ovar tha Caca's Mah"?
[ Laughter ]
No, I never said that.
-Seriously?
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-Ew!