atheists should read the bible no wonder they don't believe they don't know what's in our book
just a couple of things i see a lot on youtube so to make sure i'm not missing anything i'm reading
the old testament to see if there's anything there maybe this chapter will make me believe in god
hello i'm the skeptic i watch videos on youtube that make extraordinary claims whether that's
evolution is fake or atheism is wrong but mostly the claim that a god is real and then explain why
i don't accept their position before we start today's video if this isn't your first skeptic
video do the things with the buttons that would be amazing also a super thanks to those that
hit super thanks in the last video travis white wickedly goods and dawn aldermen lisa the rainbow
giraffe bestows many blessings your way leaf be upon you there's a lot of back and forth in the
comments of my videos saying that i should read the bible to stop being an atheist but then many
folks also say they became an atheist because they read the bible so to see if i'm missing
some major proof i'm working through the king james version since where i live in the usa
that version seems to be the most popular this is what the entire chapter says then we'll go through
verse by verse asking obvious questions and adam knew eve his wife and she conceived and bear cain
and said i have gotten a man from the lord and she again bear his brother abel and abel was a
keeper of sheep but cain was a tiller of the ground and in process of time it came to pass
that cain brought of the fruit of the ground an offering unto the lord and abel he also brought
of the firstlings of his flock and of the fat thereof and the lord had respect unto abel
and his offering but unto cain and to his offering he had not respect and cain was very wroth and his
countenance fell and the lord said unto cain why art thou wroth and why is thy countenance fallen
if thou doest well shalt thou not be accepted and if thou dost not well sin lieth at the door and
unto thee shall be his desire and thou shalt rule over him and cain talked with abel his brother
and it came to pass when they were in the field that cain rose up against abel his brother and
slew him and the lord said unto cain where is abel thy brother and he said i know not am i my
brother's keeper and he said what hast thou done the voice of thy brother's blood crieth unto me
from the ground and now art thou cursed from the earth which hath opened her mouth to receive thy
brother's blood from thy hand when thou tillist the ground it shall not henceforth yield unto
thee her strength a fugitive and a vagabond shalt thou be in the earth and cain said unto the lord
my punishment is greater than i can bear behold thou hast driven me out this day from the face
of the earth and from thy face shall i be hid and i shall be a fugitive and a vagabond in the earth
and it shall come to pass that every one that findeth me shall slay me and the lord said unto
him therefore whosoever slayeth cain vengeance shall be taken on him sevenfold and the lord
set a mark upon cain lest any finding him should kill him and cain went out from the presence of
the lord and dwelt in the land of nod on the east of eden and cain knew his wife and she conceived
and bare enoch and he builded a city and called the name of the city after the name of his son
enoch and unto enoch was born irad and irad begat mehuel and mehuwel begat methuselah and methuselah
begat lamech and lamech took unto him two wives the name of the one was ada and the name of the
other zilla and ada bear jabal he was the father of such as dwelt in tents and of such as have
cattle and his brother's name was jubal he was the father of all such has handled the harp and organ
and zilla she also bear tubal kane an instructor of every artificer in brass and iron and the
sister of tubal kane was nama and lamech said unto his wives ada and zilla hear my voice ye wives of
lamech hearken unto my speech for i have slain a man to my wounding and a young man to my hurt
if cain shall be avenged sevenfold truly lamech 70 and sevenfold and adam knew his wife again and she
bear a son and called his name seth for god said she hath appointed me another seed instead of abel
whom cain slew and to seth to him also there was born a son and he called his name enos and began
men to call upon the name of the lord oh dear that's a lot of babies we have to keep track of
and i'm pretty certain i butchered some of those names then but let's unravel this and
ask some very important questions and adam knew eve his wife and she conceived and bear cain
and said i have gotten a man from the lord well i'm glad he knew her oh but now he knew her
why can't they just say adam and eve had some sex and because contraception hadn't been invented yet
they got pregnant so baby number one is called kane it's a good job adam and eve aren't celtic
or else he may have been called mccain and being confused with a french fry and eve said that she
had gotten a man from the lord so even though she and adam got down and did the good thing she
thanked god for it adam must have been a terrible sexer and she again bare his brother abel and abel
was a keeper of sheep but kane was a tiller of the ground it amazes me that these babies knew exactly
what job they had when they came out so kane was a farmer and abel looked after sheep pretty
pointless jobs since there are only four people on this version of earth kane shouting look how
much food i've grown from tilling the land only for it all to go to waste since four people can't
eat 20 tons of potatoes before they go rotten and in the process of time it came to pass that cain
brought of the fruit of the ground an offering unto the lord why on earth would a god need food
to eat or did cain just go well we don't need it so let's just leave it here for a deity to make
some baked potatoes for his next garden party if it does need to eat what did the god do for food
before cain was there why can't he continue doing that and abel he also brought of the firstlings of
his flock and of the fat thereof and the lord had respect unto abel and to his offering well i mean
keeping animals alive is much harder than keeping plants alive especially when you're a newborn
infant and probably haven't even learned to walk yet oh sorry no it said there was a passing of
time then carry on it makes perfect sense now but unto cain and to his offering he had not respect
and cain was very roth and his countenance fell sure anyone can grow a plant kane come back to
godfrey when you've grown a tree of knowledge or something also don't ever play poker with cain his
tells are clearly obvious and the lord said unto cain why art thou wroth and why is thy countenance
fallen god doesn't know everything clearly if thou doest well shalt thou not be accepted and if thou
doest not well sin lieth at the door and unto thee shall be his desire and thou shalt rule over him
i'm sorry what cain just needs to understand what this god wants sorry god but you're supposed to be
the one that knows everything not a dude who grows 20 tons of potatoes for four people and i'd be
annoyed too if i spent all my time growing crops just to have them rejected that's bloody annoying
and kane talked with abel his brother and it came to pass when they were in the field that kane rose
up against abel his brother and slew him well that was an overreaction talk it out loud with
the god who's the one that has the problem with your crops little abel is only able to do the job
he was given it's not really teaching kids a good message is it if your sibling's doing better than
you just kill them instead of you know trying to get better at what you do and the lord said
unto cain where is abel thy brother and he said i know not am i my brother's keeper and god was all
damn he got me there this god really seems useless i really honestly thought that this
god was supposed to know everything it supposedly created the world for crying out loud how can it
do all that but not know where his little sheep farmer is and he said what hast thou
done the voice of thy brother's blood crieth unto me from the ground oh so the god did know
i guess it wouldn't be a very good story if god just came out and said i know you killed your
brother the end and now art thou cursed from the earth which hath opened her mouth to receive thy
brother's blood from thy hand when thou tillist the ground it shall not henceforth yield unto
thee her strength a fugitive and a vagabond shout thou be in the earth so the ground is now cursed
and won't grow crops well that'll probably be a bit of a relief since no one liked the crops he
grew anyway that's not a punishment you're giving mccain oven chips some extra time now god and cain
said unto the lord my punishment is greater than i can bear but secretly he was planning on which
xbox game he was going to play first now that he had all this free time behold thou hast driven me
out this day from the face of the earth and from thy face shall i be hid and i shall be a fugitive
and a vagabond in the earth and it shall come to pass that everyone that findeth me shall slay me
but everyone there are only two other people on earth right if there were others it would say
so cain killed abel and now he's worried that his mum and dad might slay him he'd better be as good
at hide and go seek as his undemonstrated god and the lord said unto him therefore whosoever
slayeth cain vengeance shall be taken on him sevenfold and the lord set a mark upon cain lest
any finding him should kill him so now this god is protecting a killer from his parents and what kind
of a mark did the god put on cain like the dark mark in harry potter and cain went out from the
presence of the lord and dwelt in the land of nod on the east of eden i thought the land of nod was
a place you go to sleep where your parents tell you to go to come on let's go to the land of nod
and does going out from the presence of a god just mean you stop following that god or do you stop
believing this could be interpreted to mean that kane was the first atheist no wonder believers
think atheists are evil atheists don't go around killing their siblings out of jealousy well
at least i don't and kane knew his wife and she conceived and bare enoch and he builded a city and
called the name of the city after the name of his son enoch wait wait what cain knew his wife where
did she come from the only woman we know of is eve did cain sleep with eve and have a baby with her
well even if it wasn't eve and there was a secret daughter born to eve whilst all this able murder
was going on that's still his sister oh i think i just threw up in my mouth a bit so enoch is eve's
grandchild but also her son incest the family game and what's this about build it if you're going to
use this book to teach children at least get the correct tense for words never mind the fact it
encourages boys to know their mother gross but it can't even teach them how to word from speak
hole correctly oh and i guess we've all heard of that famous city enoch i've been there sure you
have cat sure and unto enoch was born irad and irad begat mehuel a mehuel bhagat methuselah and
methuselah begat lamech jeez eve was busy having sex with all her children's children's children
poor woman must have been exhausted and lamech took unto him two wives the name of the one
was ada and the name of the other zilla what the [ __ ] where did all these people magically pop up
from at least with lisa the rainbow giraffe leafy upon her there's an explanation for where folks
come from need another partner random person on earth no worries lisa will keep pooping out people
until a match is made it makes complete sense and two wives slash sisters slash cousins maybe
the writer of this book was under the influence of some hefty toxins whilst writing this waffle and
ada bear jabal and he was the father of such as dwell intense and of such as have cattle well i'm
not sure what relevance jabal loving camping has to do with anything but okay and he's a cow farmer
great and his brother's name was jubal he was the father of all such as handle the harp and organ
where the h e double hockey sticks did musical instruments come from this is the big problem
most non-believers have theists live their lives by this book but there are so many holes that you
just fill in the gaps however you want and then all this mess happens where folks say no this
interpretation's right no this one who cares about interpretations if you can't even demonstrate this
book as even divinely inspired and zilla she also bear tubal kane an instructor of every artificer
in brass and iron and the sister of tubal kane was namah well thanks for the utter confusion so
far the family tree of this lot is messed up and where's god whilst all this is happening i thought
it was a book about it i mean i'd be out of the way too these incest loving humans are breeding
so fast i need a scrap of paper to jot down who came from who and lamech said unto his wives ada
and zilla hear my voice you wives of lamech hearken unto my speech for i have slain a man
to my wounding and a young man to my hurt lamech just casually walks in sits down pulls out his
slippers and a pipe his two wives enter from the kitchen bringing him a tea and a slice of cake how
was your day husband oh just grand i made 20 down at the mine and i found a new friend called steve
oh what's steve like dead what oh he hit me so i killed him and that is a far better story
than the drivel we've put up with so far if kane shall be avenged sevenfold truly lamech 70 and
sevenfold what a terrible message god will protect those that kill i've got sour news for you jack
god doesn't know very much so the likelihood of it protecting you is slim to none and adam knew
his wife again and she bear a son and called his name seth for god said she hath appointed
me another seed instead of abel whom cain slew bloody hell how old are adam and eve at this point
i hope one of the many random offspring created viagra and another one found a natural lubricant
this wouldn't be easy for folks who are several generations old and to seth to him also there
was born a son and he called his name enos then began men to call upon the name of the lord okay
great another child that will probably end up sleeping with his mother or nieces or something
disgusting genesis chapter 4 taught us a few things people pop into existence out of nowhere
god protects people that are cold-blooded murderers incest is okay in the biblical
world and none of it points to the proof of the existence of a god so i'll just have to
keep looking well i guess we can skeptic genesis chapter 4 as researched if there's anything you
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