I can't believe this.
No good? It's awful.
It makes sin seem like a good thing.
Well, that's the problem, isn't it?
I mean, if sin didn't seem like a good thing,
nobody would do it.
George, please, I'm in no mood.
Hey. Wrath.
That's one of the seven sins, right?
Pastor Jeff gave me this project
because he knew I'd be best at it.
Now Gene... Lundy is taking over.
Oh, look, pride. And envy.
Don't stop. Four sins to go.
I'm guessing lust ain't happening tonight.
You see a large red button.
What do you do?
I press it.
The floor opens up and you plunge into a 60-foot pit.
I fly out.
Up, up, and away!
Again, you're not Superman in this game;
you're Superman for Halloween.
Which isn't till next week.
So I'm in a pit.
You're in a pit.
Then I blast my way out with my super breath!
(blowing)
Just let him do it.
Dinner's ready.
Five more minutes. Hey, Georgie.
I saw you talking to Veronica Duncan.
Yeah. So?
How well do you know her?
Not as well as I'm gonna.
I introduced them.
He math skills are dreadful.
Did you know Superman has a dog?
His name is Krypto.
He plays fetch in space.
♪ Please allow me to introduce myself ♪
Cut. Cut. Cut. Cut. Cut. (sighs)
It's supposed to be wrath.
♪ I've been around for a long, long time ♪
(gasps) Oh.
♪ Stole many a man's soul ♪
Give him a little kick now that's he's down.
Give him a little kick.
♪ I was 'round ♪
That's right, that's good.
Yes. Yeah. (groaning)
No, go for it.
Yes.
♪ Pleased to meet you ♪
♪ Hope you guess my name ♪
♪ Woo-woo ♪
♪ Yeah, woo-woo ♪
♪ Ah, what's puzzling you... ♪
Kind of stomp down on him, stomp down on him.
Yes. That's the way. Good.
Now, Fred, remember,
you are the personification of lust.
Your sole reason for being is to try to satisfy
this unquenchable thirst for physical pleasure.
Great. Will there be kissing and touching?
Oh, you bet. Mm. Mm.
Now what?
Pretend kissing. Pretend touching.
Oh.
Fred, would you just give me a moment?
Mary, I-I've tried to be patient,
but if I'm gonna do this,
put my reputation on the line,
I'm gonna need you to back off just a little bit.
Do I need to remind you that the purpose of Heck House
is to show how sins destroy our lives?
Yeah, so?
You are making them into a good thing.
Have you read the script?
He's gonna get syphilis.
He goes home, he gives it to his wife.
She goes crazy.
She kills him and her entire family.
What am I missing?
Sorry I'm late.
I couldn't find my keys,
and then my car wouldn't start.
Then I got lost.
Holy smokes.
Hi. Are you my make out partner?
No. No. No one's making out.
This all stops right now.
You have got to calm down.
I will not have innocent children walk through this house
on Halloween and see a half-naked woman.
A half-naked woman chock-full of syphilis.
BOTH: What? It's pretend syphilis.
Mary, I am a trained theater professional.
Why don't you just let me do what I do, while you,
you know, go home and make a nice tuna casserole.
Hmm?
All right, Fred...
ADULT SHELDON: I know what you're thinking:
she's going to tear his throat out.
But what in fact happened is she did
what she thought Jesus would do.
She went home and made that tuna casserole.
It was a little salty
but I ate it because she was in a mood.