Hey, are you excited for that new Justice League movie not really?
I mean all those movies are just so dark and emo it almost seems like DC should just stand for depressed characters
Yes, I mean, they're superheroes. What do they have to be so depressed about anyways?
hey just cus were superheros doesn't mean we don't have justified depression hit it robot guy
my name cyborg
We just some emo superheros all caught in
Slow motion hiding the shadows can't handle our emotions loved ones
always dying really sucks to be we now you see why were crying because we always DC
Depressed Clinically
Mediation isn't cheap medication isn't cheap
My parents are dead. I got PTSD
I lost my girlfriend Blew up in front of me, always save Gotham it's kind of a hassle when I wear my mask
I talk like an asshole became my greatest fear
Let me be clear about that to cope with my depression I became a damn bat
I Also lost my parents and my whole damn planet save the human race
but taken for granted in a dying industry. I make 30k a year
last left of my kind Can't connect with anyone
I got a girl, but I don't have friends you feel me
then i finally met another hero tried to kill me saved your planet twice and then actually died and I still got haters so yeah
fuck my life then how are you alive?
you said you just died
Really guys are we seriously just gonna overlook the fact that Superman was killed in Batman V Superman
Really, okay fine. Yeah, okay? I get why you two are sad, but
Aquaman you're the king of the sea your life must be amazing
yes, but I
can't find love on dry land
I Don't understand how a man we're do you find love
I'm deep-sea diving diddlin crustaceans dolphin cuddlin' fish lovin nation
I'm wetting this D can't you C at Depths you Cannot reach doin' creatures from the sea
Bout to make this whale Beach done with metaphors give it straight as hell i've fucked a lot of fish, and you should try as wel
put it deep in the blowhole put it so deep in the blowhole
Put it deep in the blowhole,put it so deep in the blowhole ok buddy bra bra bra
Okay, flash why are you so sad?
I'm imbiten oh
Okay, um well, I guess we know why you guys are all sad. Sorry. We judged you know no enough
DC does not stand for depressed characters it stands for
Dick crusher
I Demonstrate my confidence
you consider consequences
I Destroy the criminals
you boys are just miserable
profile goin' up
audience showin' up
ticket sales blowin' up
I dominate the culture
and not to make it vulgar
i'm a dick crusher
Don't be fooled cus in a stunner
and just in case you wonder
i'm a dick crusher
i see a dick
i crsh it
and i ain't gonna rush it
dick crusher
Oh my god, that's correct DC is awesome
We should go see Justice League right now wait you forgot my verse, DC. Doesn't stand for depressed characters or dick crusher
What does it stand for then?
dude cyborg
i'm a dude cyborg
i'm cyborg thats a dude
i'm a dude cyborg i'm a cyborg
that's a dude cyborg
i'm a cyborg that's a dude
i'm a dude Cyborg
i'm a cyborg thats a du-du-du-du-du-du
du-du-du-du-du
I'm a dude cyborg
I'm a cyborg that's a dude
Okay, let's just go watch Avengers for the 15th time yeah this sucks
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