- Yeet. - Ah, why is it never in one hit?
- I could take the shopping cart. - Do you wanna get
the shopping cart? - Forget it, fine.
(screams)
- (FBE) This week, we're playing the original Contra with teens
to see if they can beat it, but if you see this between
noon and 3 PM Pacific on Tuesday, we're live
right now gaming with our subs, so check us out at
Twitch.tv/FBELive. See you all there.
♪ (8-bit intro) ♪
- "Baldi's Basics in Education and Learning."
This looks like something I did in elementary school.
- I have a feeling it's satire. If it is real learning,
I'm gonna be quite confused.
- I know it's a horror game. This is very, very nice.
(groans)
- (FBE) The website for this game describes it as a state of the art,
fully 3D interactive fun time educational game that teaches
a slew of subjects, from math to spelling.
You'll learn a lot. - I don't trust this.
You can just see the graphics. I don't trust this.
Also, I just started college. Why are you doing this to me?
- (FBE) So, we're gonna give you 30 minutes.
See if you can beat the game. - The whole game?
I have 30 minutes? Okay.
- If it's actually based off education and learning,
I think I'll do fine, but if it's something weird,
I don't know.
- Okay, let's do this.
- "Oh noes. School is out, but your
best friend has a problem."
- "He left all his noteboos in school."
Okay. Nice education.
- "To help him out, you have to go back
in school to find all of his seven notebooks for him."
- "Each time you find a notebook, you'll have
to answer some questions. Answer all three correctly
and you will earn a prize." Wait, this sounds like Slender.
- "Find all seven notebooks and then exit the school."
Something happens when you try to exit the school.
Something's gonna happen.
- This is creepy. Hi, Baldi.
It's nice to meet you.
- Oh God. I should run, huh?
- (Baldi) You need to collect two notebooks before you can...
- Oh.
- I guess I'll go through him. Excuse me, Baldi.
- Okay. Is this a notebook?
- Oh, this is one of them. - (Baldi) Now it's time for
everybody's favorite subject, math.
- Math.
- (Baldi) Answer the three questions.
- This better be right. - (Baldi) Good one.
- Oh boy.
- Eight minus six is two. And seven minus five
is also two. Guys, I'm really bad at math,
but this is elementary school, so I think I'm succeeding.
- Now, we go to the other door and find the other one.
- (exhales) See this, I'm shaking right now, man.
- Something's gonna happen. I don't like this.
- (Baldi) You're doing fantastic. Good one.
- What?
- I don't-- - (buzzing)
- Come on.
- What is that? - (buzzing)
- Now I can't answer that. How am I supposed to--
Two.
- I'm gonna go with lucky number seven.
"I get angrier for every problem you get wrong."
- The music stopped.
- Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
- (snapping) - He's--
oh my God, oh my God. - (buzzing)
- I just died.
- Oh no, no, no. I'm good.
No, no, no, no, no. I'm good, I'm good,
I'm good, I'm good. I'll get it right this time.
- I'm gonna stay in here. He's gonna come out.
There he is. Bye, man.
Ah, no, no, no. - (buzzing)
- (buzzing) - My hands are shaking.
They are clammy. I kind of enjoyed it, though.
- Oh yeah, this is how I look behind me.
- (snapping) - No, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no. - (buzzing)
- What does this do? - (Voice) Gotta sweep,
sweep, sweep. - Okay.
- (Voice) Gotta sweep, sweep, sweep.
- Go away. Please go away.
Can you not? Can you leave me
alone, please? Please don't hit me
with your... - (buzzing)
- I knew that Baldi could not be trusted.
- Can I use my items or what is this for?
Okay, oh, I can select. Oh, it shot something.
- What is happening? - (voice) I wanna play
with someone. - What is happening?
I'm so concerned and confused.
- Oh, frick. No, no.
Okay, brace for impact. Ah!
- (voice) Let's play. - Ah, mother.
- (voice) Go. - (buzzing)
- Nope. I took my headphones off.
What was that? What is this game?
- Can I just leave? I don't really care
about my friend's notebooks enough to risk my life
being here.
- There's no reason to get scared.
There's no reason to get scared. - (Baldi) I can't believe--
- Another shiny quarter. - (voice) No running
in the halls. - Oh, sorry.
- (voice) Fifteen seconds. - Oh no!
- Is that a blue door? Oh, hi.
Yeah, - (whistling)
- (voice) No running in the halls.
- Okay, sorry. Okay, okay.
- (voice) Fifteen seconds. - No, but I was totally--
I was chilling. I was totally just walking though.
- Oh, keys. Maybe I can get out of here.
- (voice) No injuring school faculty.
- Oh, there we go. Now I got...
- (voice) 30 seconds. - 30 seconds?
Oh, I'm gonna get caught. Oh wait, I forgot
he teleports, so that's gonna be really hard to juke.
- (buzzing) - Ah, gah.
Okay, I didn't get-- I got two notebooks.
- Oh my God. He's right there.
I'm gonna literally pee myself. Oh, why does it do this?
Ah! No, no!
- (buzzing) - No!
- Where's the door? Where's the door?
- (Voice) I am coming. Ready or not.
- (Voice) No running in the hall.
- (whistling) - (voice) 30 seconds.
- Ah, I got detention again. Oh, no, no, no, no.
- (buzzing) - He was right in the room.
- Oh, God. I really don't have time
for jump rope. Okay.
- (voice) That's great. - Thank you.
- (voice) Let's play again. - No, let's not play again.
- I'm screwed. Yeah, I ran in the halls.
What, he didn't check? You know what?
Can I do this one more time? Mess up now and get--
- (FBE) Sure. - Hey, Baldi.
- (buzzing) - It's good.
What is that thing? Oh, it's a cassette tape.
Looks like eyes for some-- - (loud distortion)
- Did we just find something?
- I probably shouldn't even go for this because
he's right behind me.
He might be still moving right now.
- (buzzing) - Oh, God.
I should have seen that coming.
- So, the ruler slapping gets louder.
(gasps) - (buzzing)
- I don't even know why I'm getting scared.
I don't even know why I'm getting scared.
- Why don't I hear anything anymore?
Is that a good thing? (gasps)
Guys, look what we did. We found a third notebook.
- One minus eight is negative seven.
And just (babbling). I know you get angrier.
I don't care. You're already angry.
I need that clock. I think that clock helps.
I'm gonna wait for him to get in the room.
No, it doesn't work? You're kidding me.
- (buzzing) - Ah, got three.
- I just need one more classroom.
- (voice) Let's play Ready, go.
- Ugh. - (voice) One, two,
three, four. - (buzzing)
- Can he not go into staff only, 'cause it's
against school rules? I really hope that's how it works,
'cause I don't wanna die! Ah!
I'm not-- I'm clicking it.
I'm really trying.
- Okay. Oh, no, no, no.
- (buzzing) - He got me again.
That is so not okay.
- Oh great. Okay, well,
what am I supposed to do at that point?
I don't know. I wanna cut you
with scissors. I'm gonna cut you.
I'm gonna try. It didn't work.
I got five notebooks. A little bit better.
- Five minus three. Two.
I thought I put two. I got two wrong.
That's not good. He's gonna come after
me faster. Hey, Baldi.
Oh, yeah, oh my God. I actually might get it.
I'm screwed. - (voice) Let's play.
- (buzzing) - See how much bull crap
that is?
- I've played horror games in the past and those
are fun 'cause they're thrillers, but this is just frustrating,
'cause I can't make any progress.
- Whoever beats this game is probably a champion
at any video game, but if you have the desire
to beat this game, you're probably a weirdo.
- Thank you guys for watching another episode of gaming
on the React Channel.
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- Goodbye, guys. I gotta sweep, sweep sweep.
- Hey guys, Mark here, producer at the React Channel.
Thank you so much for watching this episode.
Now, head over to Twitch.tv/FBELive
because we're gonna see if the teens can beat Contra
this week. Yeah, it's gonna be
a good time. See you there.