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[audience cheering]
I am Gunnery Sergeant Lewis, your senior drill instructor!
From now on, you will not speak
unless spoken to.
Do you dirty maggots understand?
Sir, yes, sir!
I can't hear you!
SIR, YES, SIR!
If you survive recruit training,
then you will be a weapon of war,
but until that day, you are worthless maggots.
You will not like me, but the more you hate me,
the more you will learn.
Is that clear, you filthy Margarets?
What's so funny, soldier?
You called us Margarets, sir.
What's your name, soldier?
Private Allsop, sir.
From now on, your name is Private Margaret.
Do you like that name?
Sir, yes, sir.
Does it make you feel pretty, like Lady Gaga?
Sir?
Because Margaret is her real name.
Do you not know Lady Goggle?
Lady Gaga, sir?
Her real name is Stephanie, sir.
DID YOU JUST SPEAK OUT OF TURN,
MARGARET-- MAGGOT?
Sorry, sir.
Now drop and give me tenty!
Tenty?
Sir?
Yes!
Tenty!
Ten for speaking out of turn
and the rest for knowing what her actual name is!
You wipe that smile off your face,
soldier!
I can't help it, sir!
You wipe that smile off or for the next month,
you'll be cleaning these Baracks!
OBAMA!
BARRACKS!
DANG IT!
Are you finished with your push-ups?
I think so, sir, I did 12.
Do you not know how to count?
To tenty, sir?
[gasping]
[twittery whistle-blowing]
You dare disrespect me?
I swear, I will have you join those idiots
at the ghost guard!
Ghost guard?
Yes!
The Ghost Guard!
Now go be a ghost.
[moaning]
Never have I seen a sorrier bunch of recruits.
[mutters]: At least we can talk.
WHAT DID YOU SAY?
Nothing, sir!
Do you think it's funny, the way I tack?
[squeaks] Sir, no, sir.
Slap yourself in the face.
Keep slapping until it turns 'Nam.
Norm!
Narm!
Do you mean numb, sir?
NO!
NAM!
As in Viet-nam, which is
where you're all going.
Sir, the last time we were in 'Nam
it didn't go so well, sir!
I DO NOT CARE!
REPREHENSIBLE- HENSIBLE!
I SWEAR, I WILL HAVE YOU ALL
JOIN THE VIETNAM GHOST GUARD!
JUST GO TO 'NAM!
GO!
Really, sir?
GO!
WHY DON'T I HEAR BOOING?
[booing]
[audience cheering]
I think I just started a war.
[audience cheering]
Listen up, you maggots!
Make sure to sub-scrib to our channel!
Sub-scrib, sir?
Yeah!
And make sure to locket!
Locket, sir?
[stammering] L-- Yeah!
And make sure to camment below
on your favorite pert!
[laughs]