should we write on it no it's too much
work okay trixie and brittany
doing what are we doing we're getting
ready for a date date night
take one that's so satisfying
okay the point is to do one
hello guys it's me nikki hello guys
nicky tutorials we love you i did a
video saying like hello guys it's me
and she was like why do i sound polish
and i thought it was dead on
yeah no that's humiliating but as we
know my accent i could be a dialect
coach at this point
or something we have my neighbor in the
house
sarah shower behind the camera lights
and sound and today we're just going to
get ready for a date for no reason
should we do it yeah
date night i want to talk about what we
wanted to talk about date the date
stories
oh yeah date story stories one time i
went on a date with a guy and he showed
up and he was about
30 pounds bigger than his picture which
is fine but i think it means
it's good to present like your picture
nobody wins sure
it's like you know i'm extremely thin so
i just sent exactly
she turned sideways and she disappeared
it's the sideways disappearing for me
sis auntie i comment on your tic tacs i
say hi old
hi old so funny hi bald have you seen
cottage tick tocks no
follow katy's tick tock frederica bimmel
wait i have where she rips her foot off
yes and the transitions are
god off the worst
bad i just taught her how to add audio
she's been doing the tick tocks and
adding the audio after because she
didn't know you yeah you're the ceo of
tick-tock you know
oh i i really am do you guys ever miss
fine no vine
now sarah came to power right yeah but
vine now to me is not
like the six seconds is nowhere near
enough but y'all made it work
back then yeah you think vine had to
walk so that tick-tock could run
i think short-form content had to be
what it was to get to where we are now
sometimes when i see a 20-minute youtube
video i'm like oh i don't have the
attention span for that
yeah but then with my talk girl you'll
be pumping out
minute youtube videos sometimes and i
watch every second i watch every second
the one i watched yesterday was 25 so
lying in lying on sideline on camera
lying on set
he lies to me on set pathological liar
so you say to your mom uh
okay wait so what happened with your 30
year old 30 pound over so that wasn't
even all of it
okay uh i guess i was kind of in college
so i was too poor to be going out for
dinner
so i was like oh just come over and like
we can hang out at my house don't bring
first dates to your house
never what i was thinking if anything
you should have gone over there because
you can it's an escape plan yeah like
how long my legs are i know i could all
run it and he's very
he goes i'm a little nervous this is my
first week off my antipsychotic
you're like same as an opening date it
was a little jarring and
like 19 to be like anti-what how old is
he
a little older than me i guess 57
believe it or not
do you have a good one oh okay mom and
dad if you're watching this please kick
off they love you
they love you they watch trixie
cosmetics all day all night my father is
watching trixie mattel if you're
watching this click off
i went to this dude's house in college i
drove myself there
it was like 12 30 midnight and it's in
like a really bad part of my college
town
the building has like bullet holes in
the side and i see it and i'm like
wonder what those holes are i now
realize
and it's just really uncomfortable and
weird and i just wasn't into it and he
wasn't as cute as his pictures
and he starts telling me about how he
has like battery
and like assault charges against him
literally he was like yeah my ex is
psycho and like just told me this really
intense story and like tried to blame it
on her and i was like
so i ran out of there that is such a red
flag and if you're not out there saying
my ex is crazy
you're the crazy ex yeah i mean you know
about when i picked big british i told
you that one
crime drinking red bull and vodka oh
we're getting drunk on set
i've had two sips and this one's over
here acting like
it's spring break oh prados beauty
native american owned brand look at
that's everything let's talk about
mod about you oh yes do you like it i
love
this is my favorite because this makes
me look like a grease pig and then this
is
i'm very old pink in general so this is
a good people are
so i think people are a little scared of
orange blush but i think orange blush is
easier to work with than when it's done
right or we people really loved it they
really popped off and bought it so thank
you everybody who got mad about you we
still sell it really you guys really
live down the street from me yeah
do you like it here i live like the
sunshine out every day
it's been raining the past week yeah but
you don't like the cold
no [ __ ] it does drunk and shaking
welcome to stage drunken shaking drunken
shaking
this is nice burritos beauty you snapped
you used the red
yeah it's nice that looks like i'm sore
also i'm obsessed with these wet and
wild color icon eyeshadows they are
good don't you love that yes and it's
actually like worth the two dollars
my mom for the longest time was like
because she loves miss marilyn my ghost
hunter mom she loves
marilyn monroe she would ask me what's a
good white
like eye shadow okay she won did she
wants to do the
full like white eye and then like the
kind of brown underneath
to mimic the shadow of a heavy lash i
would tell her like you know a lot of
these really high-end
brands really do a great one but
sometimes it's the maybelline
palettes or it's the elf that really
does a great shadow
yeah vodka just hit me oh i'm about to
do my beauty mark do you want to watch
me
i'm worried that you've been drinking
for an hour and it just hit you what's
with your liver
your liver said wait till the beet drops
can we talk about okay we're talking
about like ooh
romance dates romance this has nothing
to do with that
but i'm watching currently uk season two
aka the best
like series of drag race ever jd lemon
buncia
cherry valentine i don't know what it is
about cherry valentine her drag is
fanta i mean like it's out of drag i'm
in love with her
okay i'm in love with cherry valentine
trey valentine please give me a chance
please dm me back please give me a
chance you guessed judge
me but it's graves have been damning she
was a drag
race yes judge i know you know what that
she said when she was there which one
told me
she was in this denim country look and
they were like you look cool and she was
like i'm just trying to keep up with
trixie
and i said you never will i said you
never will sit no i'm just kidding
i saw this makeup look on tick tock a
girl did it
and i was like oh that's the look from
now on because i used to do
miss mod rocker 60. we saw what you're
doing
you all saw my moment and the moment has
passed and this is the new moment
where i think i'm haley williams who's
that from paramore girl
girl never know who anybody does you
know who i'm into like as of about a
year ago the stones
not just like i love the rolling stones
it's like oh i have keith richards
autobiography no like you got a t-shirt
yeah like a couple from urban
have you ever listened to you might be a
little young for this i'm i'm
ageless and an old soul you're an old
soul
your soul has crow's feet the scissor
sisters do you know who that is no
okay they're like very gay don't feel
like dancing
dancing down when i'm not in the mood
you know how i know that song
how flushed away the animated dreamworks
classic
you ever seen that movie no it's about a
turd kind of it's about a wrap that gets
flushed down the
sewer pipe you are like a rat jumping
around looking for a food
very jealous you don't know that
absolutely not
oh come on what's something we both know
nothing
absolutely nothing at all you know
what's a crime against me
and i'm a fake dolly stan hmm i've never
seen nine to five
i wasn't raised right in a lot of ways
we know i feel like you can only go on
drag race if you have excessive trauma
in that case you're perfect for it
sarah auditioned today if you guys were
judging what kind of what kind of judge
would you be do you think you would be
like
i think you did a great job but maybe
improv or would you be like girl that
was a mess
no i would not because here's the thing
who am i to
come on and be like exactly to come on
and be like when nicki minaj
ah nicki minaj came on and was like i
hate hate
hate your hair makeup today i was like
nicki minaj who are you
well she's she's but she's a drag queen
sort of i could never do that but maybe
it's just because i'm hypersensitive to
online culture you know what i mean
yeah where it's like i recognize my
place and i don't want to like infringe
but it's also like
if you're invited on there you're there
to give the queens
that's how i feel help yeah i'm pit stop
my job is to give unsolicited opinions
of other people's drag
but you also do drag so it's valid
that's true
they could really benefit from your
advice i think brooklyn heights did a
fantastic job
of taking her like experience both
competing in the actual
show and also you don't have to suck up
to her brother and heights please give
me a chance too i'm so attracted to
brooklyn
you are oh brooklyn heights hi sir
and also cherry valentine hi there's
some tea there
her and vanji had dated yeah don't put
that in unless you want to
everyone knows they did it it was on
television
there's some tea oh my
gosh i didn't know everyone knows
there's a plot point okay fine
it's just hard when you kind of like
we're on camera and you throw out so
many different stories and it's hard to
tell
when you're really telling the truth
that's all i'm saying
did you know our first video together
has seven million views
i'm dead serious you are so i bought
this house with that video
how often are you ladies putting makeup
on during lockdown quar
one day a week five days a week if
they're not filming do you do anything
if i'm feeling ugly yeah yeah it's like
a three a.m serve
a three a.m slaying i'll go to my right
now you like to get ready about 1 30 a.m
yeah
i love when it's 1 30 a.m and you like
to do a quick 70s hair tutorial
i watched that hair video on my close
friend story on instagram miss tracy is
on there
and i posted a video in a roller and she
swiped up and said
what exactly do you think that roller is
doing
because it was one sponge roller here on
your head
and you were like i was like i'd like to
know what you think that roller girl
that's how i do my bang
when i do like a moment like this i do
it forward and when i want to do a 70s
moment i do it backwards so i can swoop
it backwards and it's the ferrofossil
look
did it turn out that way no i mean you
can always come for me you said i'd like
to know what you think all those lines
on your face are doing
no i think about it a lot of like the
transformation that your makeup has had
it used to be bad it used to be really
bad
the what were you thinking with the hot
pink lip no come back we want to address
this okay
they've walked off set we will never get
the answers we need
i want to talk about what she's doing on
drag race with that hot pink iridescent
lip
we've come a long way who's the law
i'm about to call the law oh sarah i'll
get it
[Laughter]
i've been working on the same area of my
eye for 37 minutes would you believe it
i'm hurrying don't you love this blue
yeah
right there that little pop of blue zoom
in the barbie video is the most recent
one i watched
the barbie pure makeup line oh yeah the
editing in that video
he hates you the literal like the little
text pop-ups is like
or it's like hey it's like it's just
kind of a serve and it's like no it
isn't
but it's me i'm gonna keep talking about
this barbie video because it changed my
life
i loved it in the beginning he has
stubble
yeah the comments disgusting no
it's insane for you but it's those
backhanded compliments like why is he
kind of cute out of drag
why is he is he hot i'm oddly attracted
to trixie out of my oddly attractive
that's so backhanded [ __ ] my favorite
thing is once a week when a gay person
in my life text me your music's actually
good
like they're shocked which is which what
they're saying is this whole time i
thought you were
i like these videos that you do or these
check-ins just checking in and the
camera's here
yeah just the forehead yeah and you know
it's sad this is not a raid
what the first time you did that i was
like oh she must have like warped this
picture
but it's not is it it's just the 0.5
lens on the camera
oh yeah girl i'll do one for you right
now come here my nose from up above does
not look good okay well that's too bad
that is so sick
are you inside besides buzz lightyear
besides yellow eminem
anything new the newest one is laurence
chaney
cherry valentine tagged me and he was
like she'll twin vibes
i like because on american draggers at
this point they're like i'm
pierce i'm from new york and i'm here to
play
from new york city
that's drag race when smell-o-vision
gets invented
people are gonna stop watching drag race
they're like this ball sweat and britney
spears curious invading my living room
on a friday night
birthday spirit i wore that
middle school were you ever into
paris hilton's fragrances do you think i
was wearing perfume to high school
maybe would you come out girl college
ot 1920. people who wear makeup and
pretend they don't have makeup on there
needs to be that for people wearing
perfume and being like that's just my
sound
and have it be like moogler like angels
a lot of the drag queens wear it kind of
an old lady smell
oh no mclaren watches my videos
jeremy's lair i'm kidding he doesn't no
then i'm serious i love you no
i do this is so fun i love filming i
really love both of you guys
oh i'm feeling this look at me beautiful
i don't think people realize you guys
both in real life always look like
you look great but you know what uh you
guys are slightly younger than me i
think your generation
was given a lot more information at a
young age about how to do their makeup i
learned how to be a functioning member
of society from youtube
yeah like i really did wet and wild lash
renegade i look at the shape of this
bottle
oh that's a butt plug i like it i don't
love the formula but i love the
packaging and i will buy something for
the packaging
again oh me too i have to do a lip i
have to get a red lip pencil
are y'all living for this bella hadid
fantasy look at look at this
i can't wait to go out again and all the
gay bars are closing so it's i mean
honestly what it's gonna take is people
like us who are fortunate enough to have
a little bit of resources we're gonna
have to come together and like buy some
of these gift bars
if brittany owned a gay bar would you
guys go what would you call it
holes r us okay you'd have to call
something tea related
tea dance smelling tea kombucha tea the
tea cup
it's not [ __ ] kombucha tea can we
move on no the world can't
also how about this i made a tick tock
saying that my energy is similar to
there's a lot of people tell me this
baby belle cheese they reached out to me
and said we'd like to send you a pr
package girl next you should be like uh
my other energy is
fox spurs and diamonds it's
my other energy is maseratis yes but um
people in the comments were like oh your
drag name is baby belle
isn't that cute that's actually really
good baby bell i think
but that would be one of those things
like jansport like rue would be like
brandon you gotta change it rupaul did
ask me like does mattel care about your
name and i was like
not so far yeah have they reached out
yeah of course i'm on their pr list and
everything
i put myself in the nuts with them okay
sometimes i feel like such a woman that
i slam the mirror down in my lap
one of the funniest things that i
personally can say i make myself giggle
is i say oh my balls itch
i hate when you come over
people the comments are like do you and
i'm like no
people shouldn't concern themselves with
what's between your legs exactly
what people have between their legs is
not anybody's business y'all had a
heyday with the mr incredible and drag
moment from our video the original video
y'all had a heyday i had to make some
quick lashes these are prados beauty
lashes on the bottom they're beautiful
this palette's lovely i don't know what
the retail is but if you want to support
a native american owned business
this is fierce i want to put on this hot
orange because i think it's going to be
a blush
i notice you do your blush kind of first
i do
um the bella hadid hot dog bun cheek and
then i add blush on top of it
when you contour with blush draping
that's what it's called
draping draping when you don't use any
bronzer no
no brown on the cheek at all it's i
could be lying entirely but i read that
one time
are you changing looks no okay i have to
put on did i bring a wardrobe change i'm
wearing my keith herring disney look
gay rights uh maybelline lasting fix i
love this this um
for a cheap setting spray has a very
fine mist and normally the cheap setting
sprays it's like
a hose like we got some kbd beauty
everlasting is an everlasting lip liner
in outlaw
i bought this to go with red scare her
music is so good
katya's and i was so like oh thank you
[ __ ] of the album artwork is completely
inspired by like art history like
classic art
yes what is it the nightmare the
nightmare not a lot of people would
clock that
right in your videos you talk about the
art history i'm an art history girl
i got this from hank and henry these
liquid matte lipsticks and i was on my
run the other day
that's huge huge and i was on my run the
other day i put on my hand and i was
like we'll just see about that
and you know i it's so and it dries show
the camera it dries matte
i was like i have to try it this is a
beautiful color hank and henry you just
snout you all kind of went off that
really is gorgeous
for someone who never does a red lip all
right i'm gonna put on some hair and
we'll be right back
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sarah please
please do you live let's see her come on
she's doing brunch this evening i just
look like a lady bunny never mind i love
my lady bunny
i thought this is good you do look like
ladybug you do look like ladybunny
i love the ladybunnies sarah don't gasp
like
that's just your opinion
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krusty springfield this is crusty and
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crusty and musty springfield reporting
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and these bangs are red this is gigi and
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it is this is james charles and jojo
siwa is it let's dedicate this video
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all the leaves are bright
all of these are and the sky
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