hi guys Simon here hope you all well welcome to
the channel today so light bulb moments with doing this channel you you you have
days wave memories of their memories are not stories and yesterday I was working
in the taxi driving suddenly had a light bulb thought when I started this channel
it was going to be about building a house in Toyland businesses and all the
rest of it then we started doing the bar ones and more of you are asking after
the violence than the other stuff so then I will go with the violence which
is fine but build the channel up we're up to 3,000 subscribers so thank you all
so we're sort of leveling out now maybe the subject an exhausting some of the
subjects need to spike it up again all right maybe these stories all do this so
have a light bulb moment I've been getting emails and private messages on
the channel and I have five pretty similar four guys talking about having a
small part of their Anatomy in one guy a large part of their Anatomy and that
sparked off the story of Stefan but where did I get the story of Stefan the
answers for it from the girls so I'm just going to give you a little bit of a
backstory here as you know I was in the bar every day from about 11:00 till 2:00
3:00 in the morning mid-afternoon about three I'd sneak off
upstairs have a siesta and then shower get change for the evening and come down
so say five o'clock at the back of the city seven baths the first room was a
bar and the tables up the steps through the archway in the back was the pool
table and behind that was a couple of concrete tables with concrete benches
you know that site was covered in tiles all different colors and pretty patterns
and that's where me and the girls used to eat every afternoon back five-ish I'd
give the girls money each day for the next day and they'd bring food in for me
as well so I was always trying all the different type foods and I couldn't get
on with a really spicy stuff they soon learn rekka diesel molecular knees and
through the first few months the girls started opening up to me became more of
a friend and these sessions were probably my favorite part of the day and
I started them being nosy asking questions about things that have
happened them what happened with the customers and and that's what sparked
yesterday the memorizer are all these conversations I had lots of answers to
some of the emails and stuff I'm getting and this story about the anatomy saris I
suddenly remember the conversation without Paul and the other girls and
then Stephan popped in my head so joy worked in my bar I had two girls that
were bubbly they were the life of the party type girls and joy was the main
one but joy was quite fun she was quite scruffy she lived up top
Florida but she didn't have much money did not much clothes but she was always
bubbly and happy and all over the customers didn't get buying very rare
but lots of drinks lady drinks and I acknowledge this with you and actually
gain that some of my expense money to get some better clothes so she did just
start smartening up and this one day I can remember it vividly she had bought
some nice dress that we'd give her money for and she had it on it was lunchtime
hanging out with friends of the barn so he said I'm the guy walking down she
goes attention and he came into the bar there was no other customers in the bar
fact there was no other girls in the boat it's just me joy and joy the two
bar maids the tomboy this guy came and he was from Sweden is
called Stefan now he was a professional athlete he was it wasn't like a big
bodybuilder he was lean machine he you know
powerhouse he did try after lungs and Ironman contests I think he was called
he lived in baterry at a condo just behind second road spent six months in
potere six months or a few months in America and Europe doing contests and he
had quite a bit of money I think so yeah pretty sure he did like joy brought him
in got chatting away to him and it turns out that his bar in Saudi seven eight a
little alleyway between Swedish guy I had gone bust and the bar closed up for
sale and he went every afternoon lunchtime into that bar and he had
juices and to these vitamin drinks and stuff a lot of the vegans do it now and
you know all these smoothies back in two days and we didn't have all that
not like remember don't drink of name so yeah maybe I should
I'm a little green and more so yet he explained that he liked doing all this
and we didn't have any of that I was at the end of the body drop it
eavesdropping he explained to Joy about these drinks and she knew something
about it and she's like give me some money and he did fool is a money off he
shot I think he was drinking a coke or something so we came back with bags of
fruit and vegetables and all sorts of stuff either
anyway they spent I went off to bed but they spent hours the Thrilla for them
making all sorts of concoctions and he was teaching Toria nearly barmaid how to
make all these drinks and they just made loads and spent hours and they all hit
it off anyway I came back to LA and apparently he'd given a few hundred back
for the bar he given each two ballets enjoy a
hundred by each tip and have a whale of a time
by all accounts so much so he kept started coming in four times a week he
hit it off with you're a big-time athlete just became Meg just really good
friends he come in have a few drinks tip everyone again but then he started Julie
go off with him for a few hours make dwarf wonder and ran wherever justice
meet doing different things food walking down the beach sort of romantic stuff
really now as the week's went by so it's always me more and more we became
friends nice guy and I said to her I'm sure one day you know no girlfriend
wants to score what's happening and yet he really opened up a bit too much of
the war oh well and he said I've got a very small witness why am i whispering I
am sorry it's no idea to listen he said yeah very
small part of my anatomy and it's caused a problem over the years and I just
don't not comfortable he said I even tried a ladyboy to see if I was you know
maybe gay and he said that didn't work he said so I've sort of given up looking
for a girlfriend I thought I was quite sad but then we started talking about
joy and Stefan said what's the score with joy
I said well she works here she very rarely gets barf on and I told him three
thousand but on that salary and Lady rings and he turned around at that day
getting surprised me again and said well I'm here six months great company
leather nothing a pro/con but he said but we just get on really well I want to
she still come back here in the evenings of workers service he said but keep her
just a service kill and I'll pay her bar every day for the next month any fact he
went on to do this for the next four months I think he gave me ten thousand
back bang right okay so behind the scenes I agreed with
Malmaison owner me that we give joy half this money I was on top of her salary
without far for the boss so I worked out well joy was happy and
he bought clothes and he took great every day every day every day came down
and they became really good friends then a bit of a story later on for him and
her but maybe you don't want so anyway this this is the cyrillic first time
some of these talking to me about the small anatomy
now the emails I'm getting and messages spot a little light bulb
I remember whether it was because of Stefan
really nicely
whether it's because of staff my heart member what triggered me ask you
the girls at mealtime right guys Anatomy but something anyway I remember two
conversations the first time Apple wasn't there it was just the girls and I
said to them in whatever rigid laughing around and I said does it make a
difference guys the size of the guys after me I was
surprised the girls all said the same they did not like large why not that I
would know but anyway why and they will can hurt and that guy with the large
anatomy tends to be more pushy and controlling okay they said we much
prefer the smaller the better and I said what really small lesson yeah because
either that it didn't seem in English easy to handle but it was it was better
for them it made their life easier okay and then maybe it was a day or two later
Apple was there and I went Apple I asked this question you answer it and same she
said oh no don't don't like big once more and I asked a couple more things
about this but that leads on to another video I'm going to do for you age at the
video size of the person's body there's another video but keep those ones
another years yeah it's approximately so the size of
your anatomy does not make the slightest difference providing not huge and that's
how I got around to asking the girls and they told me the answer so died because
of Stefan
more cancer there's your answer guys the smaller the better
that's it today I'm going to save some of the other videos thanks again all the
comments all the new subscribers keep the comments coming personal messages
emails no problem I have put my email somewhere on the channel but it's Land
of Smiles Thailand at gmail.com or one word and I Twitter eyes yes they became
got a Twitter account then I wanted Twitter is and all that no idea so we've
got a Twitter account I forgot to shake one channel yesterday I did a few shakes
one of the ones I watch I really like and I'm sure I can get name of the
channel wrong is raining and I Lena I I love watching some of their productions
are great and he's got the drone I love that drone work and I think it's what's
his channels it's high foreign no is foreigner an Italian he D
what's hi lady Anna foreigner he's in the link below anything but yeah I asked
another channel I like so then we joke here I'm not doing t-shirts some of you
know what I mean right I'll catch you on the next video and those basic videos
I'm going to start tripping those out I've done six or seven I think and start
popping those out one by one very basic so you can have a laugh
see you on the next one - laughs am i right