Glitchy Boy and SMG4 Intro (shorter version)
(It's a beautiful day in the woods.)...
...(until some multicolored marios get lost in said woods)
Luigi: *Italian gibberish*
Ohh.
Mario: Mamma Mia...
Luigi: *slow Italian gibberish*
AHHHHHH AH AH OOOOH OH OH OH
Mario: *Italian gibberish*
...
SMG4: SHIT!
Mario: *Italian gibberish*
*dramatic music*
Oi-a Mamma mia *Italian gibberish*
Ooh.
*dramatic music* *shivers*
Very scary!
Wa-wa-wa-wahoo!
Okie dokie!
*ded* rip luigi 1983-2018 (died: scared to death) (He was a stupid brother who I didn't care about -Mario)
*ding*
SMG4: WE HAVE TECHNOLOGY!
SMG4: OH SHIT! (Echoes) (welp your screwed)
Luigi: *screaming*
(Why tho?)
*Le memes*
SMG4: *laughing* Luigi: No! *Italian gibberish* Waah!
Whoa!
Loooook aaaat thiiiiis!
Mario: *laughter*
*ded* R.I.P Phone 2018-2018
SMG4: Well shit.
(The gang continues to the forest and we're still lost!)
Mario: Hmmmmmmmmm...
Ho ho ho! I got it!
Hey stinky!
*Italian gibberish*
*Le LOZ item get sound*
(I doubt it)
Okie dokie!
*Singing*
(...)
Oh no!
Oof! (Don't even try to imitate the Roblox Death Sound Mario.)
Mamma mia...
Mario: Ohhhhhhhh...
Luigi: *Italian gibberish*
Mario: Oh boy!
Yippee!
Luigi: Hmm...
*groans*
Mario: Oh ho ho ho!
Oh BOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!
Luigi: Oho ha ha ha!
Yahoo!
*Italian gibberish*
Mario: Seven. (that doesn't start with a T, Dummy.)
Luigi: WHAT?!
WHAT THE F*CK?!
Mario: Mario!
You are one smart jackass!
Luigi: Ohh...
Okie dokie!
*Italian gibberish*
Luigi, ready!
Luigi: well I brought this cat!
SMG4: Ah, yes! :D
Mario: Yeah! (racist)
*crickets chirping*
Mario: What are you doing?!
THAT'S RACIST!
*Italian gibberish*
Mario: No!
Luigi: Oho ha ha ha!
Oh yeah!
Mario: Hmm...
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Luigi: Lucky me!
Here we go!
Mario: *heavy breath*
YES
*sniffing* (Mario, you're not a dog)
(The gang is still lost in the forest where they try to find food!)
*sniffing continues*
Mario: Ha-ha!
*Italian gibberish*
Let's-a go!
*sniffing continues*
(probably)
HOLY SHIT!
*Le spoopy house*
Luigi: *makes noises*
Mario: Hey stinky!
Mario: *gibberish* Luigi: *screams*
Luigi: MAAAAARIO! Ohhh nooo! Ohhhhhh...
Mario: Fine! Oi-a mamma mia *gibberish*
Luigi: Meee-eeeeeeeeee?
Luigi: *stutters*
Luigi: *concentrates* GO WEEGEE! *Laughs*
Luigi: *plays the bassoon*
GO WEEGEE! HA HAAA!
*knock*
(Luigi.exe has stopped working)
Mario: Mamma mia... *gibberish*
Mario: Hmm...
(RIP door 3:55-4:39)
Mario: Yippee!
Luigi: *wonders what he did to deserve this*
Mario: Hmm...
(Those are some fine hunting trophies)
Luigi: *nervously stutters*
WAAAH!
Mario: AHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAH!
YEEAAAAHHH! HAHAHAAA!
Mario: *has seizures while eating food* Luigi: MAAAAAARIOOOOO! *gibberish*
*loud noise*
*footsteps*
Mario and Luigi: *yell OH MY GOD* SMG4: RUN BITCH! RUUUUUUUUN!
Luigi: *screams*
SMG4: *screams*
Mario: Ahhhhhh! Ahhhhhh!
Mamma mia!
Bob: oH bOy! FiNalLY gOt SomE wOOd. (lol)
mY FiRE iS gOnnA bE So BiG!
bItCHes lOVe FirEs!
tHe hEll?
Mario: Hello!
Bob: hOLY sHiT fLOatiNg iTalIan!
Luigi: *groans* Mamma mia...
Mario: *lands on floor* Hey stinky! *gibberish*
Bob: oH. Hi SMG4 aNd FrIenDs.
I seE yOu've fOUnd My hoLiDaY HoUSe.
(Don't count on it)
Bob: YeAh, tHIs pLace iS ALl mINe.
I BUilt iT alL By mySElF.
i bRiNg GIrls uP heRe eVEry DaY.
SMG4: Hey, that's pretty good!
(oh shit)
Shrek: WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY SWAMP!?
(Luigi.msi has stopped working)
Mario [Shrek?]: Oh, hello there!
Bob: Oh cRAP lOlolOl I thOughT yoU dIed.
Bob: loL nO (Told you)
Shrek: *unholy screaming*
Bob: yO ShrEK We cAn taLK ABouT thIs rIgHt
i WaS jUst kEEping yOUr HoUSE tIdY FoR yOU-
oO mY oVAriEs!
gUYs don'T worRY
ThErE's fOUr of Us anD onlY oNe of hIM.
gUYs-
SMG4: *cue Jontron* NONONONONONONONO Mario: *wails*
Bob: WEll mY aSs Is OGre fOOd.
*crash*
Bob: uM
ShReK is LOVe, ShREk Is LIfE
rIGht?
(Animal Crossing 8pm BGM)
Mario: Mamma mia...
Mario: Oof...NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
NOOOOOO NOOOOOO NOOO!
SMG4: *throws flashlight*
*flashlight breaks*
Mario: Laa laa laa hm hm hmmm...
SMG4: *shivering*
Mario: Oh boy!
I got it! Fiiiiiiiiiiiiire!
*rubbing two sticks together intensifies*
MarioTron: Piece of SHIT!
Luigi: Oh no.
Mario: Hmmmmm... *gibberish*
Mario: *gibberish*
*explosion*
Mario: Taa-daaaaa...
Luigi: *crys*
(wut?)
Mario: I'm-a tired...
*turns into statue*
(lol SMG4 got a bit lazy with the animation here)
Luigi: *sobs*
*makes "e" noise*
Oh no...
*does the scatman*
WAAAAH!
*sobs*
Mario: Hmm?
Luigi: Nooo...
Stand back! I'm warning you!
Mario: Luigi!
Luigi: *screams*
*explodes*
Mario: Luigi! No! *gibberish*
Like-a-sambooooooooody!
D'uh, hello, I need to speak to sambooody who can-
Luigi: Mario!
Mario: Ha-haa! Oh yeah! *gibberish*
(holy shit)
Luigi: HOLY SHIT!
Mario: Wheeeeeee!
Luigi: *screaming*
SMG4: WILL YOU SHUT UP?!
PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO SLEEP!
Mario: Wheeeeeee!
*Whip*
*OOf*
Ohh...
Hmm...?
(It's Slendy!)
Slenderman: Yo man, what's up?
Mario: Whoa!
Yippee!
Hello!
Ha-ha!
*Ding*
Luigi: *shivering*
*dead*
SMG4: Huh? What? Jesus?
Mario: *Italian gibberish*
Let's-a-go!
*Chuckles*
Slendy: I got you fam!
*Le slendymobile*
Mario: Yahoo!
HERE WE GOOOOO!
*punch*
*thud*
*crash*
(We made it back to town!)
Mario: WHOAAAAAA!
(At McDonald's!)
Mario: Thank you so much!
Yippee!
*Italian gibberish*
*pants*
SMG4: HEY SHUT UP!
SMG4: Whoooooo, whoo, whoo! Mario: Ha-ha!
Mario: Hello!
Here we go!
(Uh-oh...)
(Now we got trouble, right?)
Mario: Okey-dokeyyyyyyy...
SMgineer4: Alrighty then... Luigi: Oh yeah...
Luigi: Uh, bye!
Bob [Muffled]: Hey I smell delicious!
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