- Today we're gonna head to a bunch of pet shops
to find the coolest reptile products.
First stop, we're heading to PetSmart to see what they have.
Got the bearded dragon.
Should we get some bearded dragons?
- We just got two, technically.
- One with two heads.
- I think we should get the fancy cornsnake.
- This one doesn't look that fancy.
- They got Pacman frogs?
- This is a cool tarantula.
- It's a Mexican tarantula.
- It's a Mexican redleg tarantula.
(laughs)
That's awesome.
- How'd they get that?
- Look, they have the hammock,
just like we got last time from Amazon.
- Oh my gosh.
He loves your armadillo.
- That seems like a substantial ladder.
What enclosure can we put it in?
- Ball Python?
(guys laugh)
- My God.
- Really having a bad hair day.
So far, we're not finding a lot of weird products
here at PetSmart, but we're gonna continue looking.
- Oh, this guy like chocotacos.
It's a 13 inch ball and it's on sale.
- Twelve bucks.
- Mike, what are we gonna put in that?
- I don't know, ball python?
- Ball python.
(crickets chirping)
- I have no idea what I'm gonna do with this
but it's just absolutely incredible.
I've gotta have it.
- It's a pineapple.
What is this?
I mean, who doesn't like chasing a little light?
- We each got one thing from PetSmart,
We're gonna move on to another store,
keep on finding some cool stuff.
- That's cool.
- Picked up a couple cool things for PetSmart
but we're of to this pet shop named Magoo's.
My new look.
- That's kinky.
- This is interesting.
- [Mike] Why?
- I don't know, I just think it's interesting.
- They got a grass one too.
- Yeah, but that's garbage.
What is this?
A full moon?
- It's like a nightlight for geckos.
- Why do they need a nightlight?
Okay.
- What is this?
You can like do whatever you want with it.
- What do you mean, whatever you want?
- You can decide if you want it nasty.
- Nasty? Thinking what I'm thinking?
- I mean...
- Way back in the day, I literally loved going to pet shops.
I would go to like five or six pet shops every single day,
just to see the new stuff.
So I love it.
It's really fun to see what they have going on here.
- It's a back scratcher, actually feels so good.
- Yeah dude, you can like turn it into like a rake.
I can rake my leaves with these.
(loud laughter)
- Dad, this one's piebald.
- They call it translucent.
It's a recessive piebaldism in veiled chameleons.
- [Mike] I didn't know that was a thing.
- [Brain] Well, now you know.
- You learn something new every day.
- Are we gonna get it?
- No.
- Can we get this for Lori?
One, it's Snoopy. Two, it's Christmas.
I mean, it's her two favorite things, right?
- It's about to be summer soon.
- So?
- Oops.
- You dropped a pee-pee.
- What do you want a bull penis for?
- I just want, is this average or is this...
- I mean, it's a good eight inches.
- Mike's over exaggerating again.
(groaning)
- [Noah] It looks like a Pillsbury Doughboy.
- They got ice cream.
Oh, that's not ice cream.
Oh, it's mice cream.
Oh, that's a Brian joke.
- [Brian] Picked up one thing at Magoo's
and now we're heading over to my favorite
family owned pet shop, Kee's Aquarium.
Okay, here we go.
What the heck is this? Toupee?
- [Mike] Okay.
- I guess it's actually a hide.
That's a weird one right there.
- It's like a Flintstones car but for hamsters.
- Critter Cruisers, man.
We could fit a bearded dragon in this.
Look at this lizard, dad.
Emerald swift.
- It is cool.
- You gotta buy it.
- Where we gonna put it?
- We'll find some place.
- [Mike] We'll get that little mini terrarium.
- Look how cool it is.
- No.
- It was worth a shot.
- We didn't find any really cool reptile products here
but hey, let's go ahead and get a fish.
(upbeat electronic music)
(mumbling anemone)
- An anemone.
- It's anomaly.
Why does it smell like an ice cream shop in here?
Like, I don't know if it's like saltiness
but it's like ice cream.
- These giant snails here,
they'll literally get like that big.
- Maize is yellow.
- I thought Maize was blue.
- Maize is corn. Corn is yellow.
- Oh.
- [Woman On Phone] Someone is here for you.
I have a VIP here asking for Misty Mike.
- Wait, did your mom bring ice cream again?
- [Woman On Phone] Yes. - It's gonna be a great day.
Mr. Brian, Mr. Brian.
We gotta go like right now.
Beth's mom brought ice cream and it's in the shop.
- Calm down, we're getting some fish.
- [Shop Assistant] They're awesome snails.
They'll do great work cleaning up your algae.
- What do these shrimp do?
Are they, are they cool too?
- So you guys know Nemo, right?
Just like Jacques, he will clean the parasites
off of other fish in your tank,
if you ever have parasites.
So he'll set up a station, just like this guy,
set up on a rock.
And your fish, whenever they have parasites,
will swim over to him
and you'll see him literally clean them off.
- Should we get one?
- Yeah, let's get one.
- One of the other cool things,
when it gets used to you personally,
when you put your hand in the tank, it'll clean your hand.
(guys clapping)
- [Noah] How cool is that?
- So I'll get these. The hermits.
We'll get those too.
- All right guys. So we have everything we have.
Let's head back to the Reptarium.
- Dude, that's the jackpot.
(mumbling)
(guys laughing)
- You guys ready for the reveal of all of the things?
You know, we didn't get a lot of really cool stuff.
I was disappointed.
What about you guys?
- Yeah. There wasn't a whole lot.
- I mean, if I had a pet shop,
I would have the weirdest stuff in the world.
This, I think, will be pretty good.
What do you think about Leachie?
- Leachie ladder? Yep. Let's install it.
- What do you think? This one right here.
- [Noah] This one's perfect.
- This will be pretty easy.
Jessica's gonna really be mad at me,
I'll be honest with you.
- Yeah, she's gonna hate it.
- It doesn't fit. Moving on.
- [Noah] Yeah, this one's perfect.
- [Mike] Oh, look. Slides right in.
- Lick it a little bit.
That's how suction cups work.
(slurping)
(Mike laughing)
Told you.
- So you guys wanna see if the Leachie
actually likes it?
- Yeah. - Okay. Here we go.
- [Noah] Climb. Oh my goodness.
- [Mike] It sticks to it really well though.
- Wow. Climb.
Oh, look at him go.
- I think actually it's pretty cool.
I'm not gonna lie.
This is one I didn't know was gonna work out
but I don't think Jessica's gonna like the way it looks
but it at least is definitely functional.
There's no doubt about that, right buddy?
- Wow. Let's get a reaction.
- That was a reaction.
This is legitimately the craziest thing I've ever seen.
- It is a nightlight for Geckos.
- A nightlight for Geckos.
A nocturnal animal nightlight.
- Twelve volts.
- [Mike] You look up and see the moon.
- I guess...
(guys laughing)
- [Noah] What's that? - It's a magnet.
- Oh. - Oh.
(guys laughing)
- [Mike] Snail it.
- You know, Jessica did a really good job
at the new Caledonia room down here.
But I think she's gonna really like the improvements
that we brought with these products.
- She's not gonna like that.
There it is.
- [Noah] There it is. - [Mike] Ooh.
- [Noah] It works.
- [Brian] Oh, wow.
- It's perfect.
- [Noah] It looks so good.
- [Mike] The Geckos can see everything now.
- It actually is pretty cool, man.
I like it.
- [Mike] Jessica's gonna hate it.
Look at the cord just dangling.
- That's okay. It's good.
- [Mike] The whole extension cord just dangling.
(guys laughing)
- So of course we just got back
and we dropped the drip thing.
So these guys are all set for the last half hour.
So they've been dripping.
So if we could put the cleaner crew basically in here,
which is a bunch of snails,
as well as some hermit crabs, which is pretty cool.
And then we have the little cleaner shrimp as well.
So we just put these in here.
And this will keep the tank a lot cleaner
which will be really, really nice.
And then finally this shrimp.
I think this thing is super cool.
Away you go. Yay.
All right, that's cool.
Now we just gotta add a couple more fish.
And about two or three months from now
we'll actually be able to put some anemones in here.
Maybe some live corals. I don't know.
It's gonna be amazing. I'm loving this aquarium.
Here she comes.
All right, Jessica. We got a couple things
to really spice up the new Caledonia room.
- You're gonna love it. - All right.
So first I think that this adds a lot to the enclosure.
(chuckling)
And the gecko can climb the wall.
I think the gecko really loves it.
- It works. - It works?
- [Brian] It works.
- Oh, it's actually kinda cool.
- Wow. We thought she was gonna hate it.
Okay, but we have something that you're gonna really love.
All right? Stay here.
- Close your eyes.
- [Brian] Okay, close your eyes.
- [Mike] Close your eyes. - Okay.
- [Brian] This is amazing.
All right, we're ready.
- [Mike] All right, look.
Wait, wait, wait. Don't look, don't look.
I'll blind you with this flashlight.
(everyone laughing)
- Duh-duh.
- Oh. - [Brian] It's a moon.
- Is it a moon?
Aw. That's actually pretty cool.
- Sup. We did good.
- We won.
- Two for two, I guess.
- Gosh, that's amazing.
- I mean, I was saying I wanted to be able to come here
when it's dark and see things.
So I mean...
- We just need moon lights in every single enclosure.
(overlapping chatter)
- We're gonna go get 92 more moons.
- All right.
Better hit the like button and subscribe
cause this is getting expensive.
So when I saw this, I just thought to myself,
it might make a really cool picture.
Let's see if I can set this thing up
and make it look awesome.
(gentle music)
(sand pouring)
- [Mike] It looks good.
- And there's our Instagram picture.
Well worth it.
Pretty cool hauls today.
The last thing we gotta try is the laser.
I'm gonna try it on the day gecko.
I've actually heard that sometimes this'll work.
So let's see what happens.
- [Noah] See if it follows it.
Look at it, it's going after it.
This is cool.
- I bet you if you actually worked on it towards
somehow you treated it right after it ran,
you could train this to actually go everywhere with this.
This is pretty cool.
- [Noah] Wait a minute.
Wait a minute. It kinda works.
No. Is it actually working?
- Now we'll see if he actually realizes it,
that he got treated for going after the light.
Oh, oh.
- [Mike] Illuminate the chicken with the light.
(all gasping)
- See if I can get him down now.
Come on. Come on.
- [Noah] He's looking at it.
Hundred percent following it.
- [Brian] Okay. - [Noah] Wow.
- I tell you what, that worked out pretty good
but you know what I'm done with this laser
and I'm done with this video.
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Have a wonderful day reptile army.
Remember, be kind.
- That's the new thing.
Slapping the belly.
(guys laughing)