(upbeat music)
- [Narrator] D.E.R.P!
- Hello YouTube, it is I, the 16th president
of the United States, Abraham Lincoln.
And I'm here with my good friend, Justin Bieber.
- Bieber.
- Hm?
- Bieber.
- Bieber, Justin Bieber.
- Ah, you're not a belieber?
- I'm sorry?
- You're not a Justin belie--
the people that follow me are beliebers.
- That is not a word.
- It's so a word.
- Alright young man,
well get ready to get schooled.
Because I am going to kick your behind as we play Minecraft,
I believe, yes.
- What are you doing here anyway?
Aren't you like dead or something?
- I don't know.
- Don't know how you got here?
- I don't know, I was at the theater, I was really bored.
- Oh, you seen my movie, my documentary?
- I did see your movie,
- Oh, you did? - Yes.
Boys Don't Cry.
You were played by Hilary Swank, I believe.
- That is not my movie.
- I beg to differ, you look exactly like Hilary Swank
in Boys Don't Cry. - I don't look anything
like Hilary Swank,
I don't even know who that is.
- You're a girl, right?
- No, I'm not a girl.
- This is just like a gramophone, but much more complicated.
- I don't know what that is,
but I feel like that's not true.
- Alright, so I'm--
- You're gonna go there or you're gonna meet,
we're battling people. - Oh, oh no, they're att--
I died. - You died.
- I died, I died! - You died,
you died again. - I'm dead!
- You died again man. - Did I die?
Am I dead?
Is this hell? - You're dead.
- Probably, I mean I'm here.
I don't know what
else would you like. - Good point, Justin Bieber.
If there is a hell Justin Bieber is waiting
for you there. - I'm there waiting
for you. - No question.
What was that?
- Nothing.
- Was that a song?
- No. - Were you working me one
of your songs? - You don't know
any of my songs?
- No.
- Keep playing.
- Alright. - And I'll sing you
one of my songs.
♫ There's gonna be one less lonely girl
- Just keep it quiet.
Just keep that shut.
- Died again.
Man you're just pretty good at the one thing, huh?
- And what's that, Justin Bieber?
What am I good at?
- Dying.
- Is that all you know about me?
- I don't know. - Is that all
you know about me?
What are you? - I don't know,
I'm from Canada,
I'm from Canada. - You're from Can--
you're from?
Ugh. (thudding) (grunting)
- Ow, ow, ow. - Canada.
How dare they put me with a Canadian.
The vile Canadians.
- Vile Canadians?
- Yes.
The traitorous untrustworthy Canadians.
- I don't know anything about my own country,
but I feel like we did betray America a lot.
- I don't know, it's hard to remember things.
All I know I was at the theater
and we were watching a play.
And then it got very dark.
And here I am with you in hell, with Justin Bieber.
- Just keep playing
Minecraft man. - Oh right, oh right,
Minecraft yes.
I know what a mine is.
We had mines.
- Great.
- Here you take over.
- Alright, I'm gonna east some mushroom soup, or whatever.
- That sounds pretty good.
- Yeah, it seems like there's a lot of mushroom soup around.
- So is that what this game is,
you go around and you-- - Yeah, you go around
and eat mushroom soup, shoot people, kill people.
- Oh. - Hack things, make things.
- Sounds like a nice little bit of escapism.
- That's what it is, man.
- Yes.
- I'm out.
I'm not allowed to go anywhere for, aw man,
I died. - Now you know
how it feels, now you know.
- Is that what is was like?
Just like a video game?
- It was a lot like that.
All of a sudden I just saw you died on the screen.
- Of life?
- Yeah, that's how it ends.
- Did you go to-- - That's how it ends everyone.
Spoiler alert.
When you die you just load your saved game.
- Wow, you caught up on slang real fast, spoiler alert.
- I was hanging out with Bill and Ted.
- Whoa, who are they?
- Two righteous dudes.
It took our mind off the Civil War.
- I didn't read that in Canada school.
- No, you went to Canada school?
- Yeah.
- That's what it was called?
- Yes. - What'd you learn
in Canada school, Justin Bieber?
- About leaves, and syrup, and hockey.
- That's it, huh?
- Yeah, and how to be a pop star.
(scatting)
- That was pretty good, is that one of your hits?
- No.
No, my music's really bad.
- Whoa.
- I know, I know it is.
- Whoa, Justin Bieber.
- I know it's bad. - You can't think
like that.
- Thanks, Lincoln.
- Hey, hey. - Man, that's nice
of you to say.
- Yeah, no problem.
- You were being real rough on me before.
- I know, I was frontin'.
- Hey, you were the president, right?
- Oh yeah.
- So can you still, like, I'm kind of in some trouble.
Like tickets and other things going on.
Can you get me out of that stuff?
- Get you out of a ticket?
- Yeah, a ticket.
- Sure.
- Court cases.
- In my day people could have a meeting with the president.
They could walk into the White House
and have a meeting with me.
- Oh. - Yeah.
- Doesn't sound safe.
- It wasn't, let me tell you it wasn't.
But seriously though Justin, I can help you out.
- Thanks man.
- Yeah.
I hear they were thinking about deporting you.
- Yeah, there was like a a sign up survey thing,
really hurt my feelings.
- Aw. - I'm just trying
to bring music to people. - You know I think
that's an important lesson for people.
Everyone has feelings, even little twerps like you.
- Hey man.
- Even androgynous, untalented, leeches, like you,
have feelings, people.
- Ugh. - And you shouldn't
take that for granted.
- You, what's your Twitter handle?
What's your Twitter handle?
I'm gonna tweet something real mean
back to you right now. - At Lincoln Park.
- You just made that up, that's not your Twitter handle.
- You just tweeted Linkin Park.
Booyah! - No!
- Booyah! - No!
No, not Linkin Park. - You just got
Abraham Lincolned.
- People are gonna think I-- - You got Lincoln logged.
- Aw.
You have your own catch phrase for when you punk people?
- You got Lincoln logged.
- No.
- Well Justin, is there anything you want to say
here at the end?
Anything you want to plug?
- Please belieb in me.
- Please belieb in him.
- Thanks for playing with me, Lincoln.
- Spoken like a true Canadian.
(scoffing)
- Hey, I was just about to say I was sorry you're dead.
- Hey.
I was just about to say I'm sorry you're Justin Bieber.
- I am too.
- Thanks for watching folks.
- [Narrator] D.E.R.P!
(yelling)
- Did I just kill you, did I just kill you?
- Yeah.
(laughing)
- This is easier than making the jump
from modeling to acting.
- I'm gonna jump on
whatever that is. - Don't jump,
you're gonna die.
- I'm gonna jump - Don't jump.
- On whatever that is.
- Don't do it, don't.
Don't do it. - It's a hanglider.
(yelling)
- You don't even have batwings.