- We were being chased down a hallway with, not a knife,
but a cup of tea.
And I don't know why, but we were deathly afraid of it.
- It had to be the tea.
Hey guys, my name is eaJ,
and today I am finally getting the interview
that I actually deserve.
- Because I am interviewing myself.
This kind of exciting.
What kind of questions are we doing?
- All the questions that you've always wanted
to be asked. - We're (beep).
- Yeah.
Do you have a nickname that nobody's ever heard?
- I feel like we have a lot of nicknames.
Lazy. Jars. Foot in mouth.
- Very true.
- I definitely think with the internet
being what it is today,
there definitely is not a nickname
that we have not heard yet.
- So this one's a fill-in-the-blank question.
We hate blank.
- We hate nobody because that's cancel-able right now.
- Nice, good one. Well played.
All right, so the next question is what was the last dream
that you remember having?
- Okay, so we cold turkey off the meds last week, right?
- Yep. - And that was stupid.
And we had crazy, very, very vivid dreams for about a week.
I think the most rampant one that still runs in our head
is probably the one where we were being chased
down a hallway with, not a knife, but a cup of tea.
And I don't know why, but we were deathly afraid of it.
- It had to be the tea.
So how do we feel about guys wearing nail polish?
- It's an aesthetic that some people can pull off.
I personally don't think
that I have an aesthetic that can pull off.
We know how we are with our hoodies
and our very comfortable, but stylish sweatpants.
- Not stylish.
Be honest. Are we a good boyfriend?
- When was the last time we've had a relationship?
- Answer the question.
(crickets chirping)
All right, next question.
What would our order at Starbucks be if no one judged us?
- You know what I have always been thinking of?
You know, like those aesthetic like Starbucks drinks
that they have up on like TikTok.
I've always wanted to try those,
but I feel like people might call me generic.
I know you've thought about it.
- Just you. This is probably an easier one.
If we weren't doing music,
what do you think we would be doing right now?
- I think we definitely would probably be Twitch Streamers.
We could've like done YouTube. YouTube was always a thing.
Probably not canceled.
- If Netflix ever made a true crime doc about us,
what would it be about?
- We've seen (beep) like this past year,
in the past seven years, 10 years, 12 years
that we've been in the industry.
We've seen a lot of things.
We're probably gonna pray that it never happens.
- Next question. We sing in the shower a lot.
A little sneak peek please.
- Ah, sing in the shower.
♪ You know that I love you. ♪
♪ But, darling, I might piss you off ♪
- You're a singer, right?
What is the kindest thing a stranger has done for us?
- As generic as this answer sounds,
we've put our fans through so much (beep).
Like let's be honest. We (beep) up a lot last year.
I think the kindness that they've given us is,
to just stick with us and believe that we can overcome
and be better people at the end of the day.
You know what I mean?
That is definitely the one thing
at the top of my mind right now when it comes to kindness.
- That was a good answer.
What irrational thing makes you upset?
- I think the thing that gets me the most irrationally upset
is when we like genuinely, non-sarcastically,
like a hate comment and then they're upset with it
that I liked their comment.
But like I genuinely just think that it was a banger tweet
and it was like really funny.
And we will probably continue to like those tweets.
- They're good tweets.
- It's just in our blood.
Like if you're funny, give respect where respect is due.
- So what makes us cry?
- Probably those same tweets.
Like those tweets are pretty bad, man.
- Yeah. Yeah.
So what is the thing that's making us
the happiest these days?
- This is an easy one.
This definitely, 100%, non-generic has to be the fans.
For sure.
I feel like our fan base isn't the biggest in the world,
but they're definitely very like very, very supportive.
You don't deserve it.
You definitely don't, to be honest.
But they're there and you couldn't have asked for more.
- I would've probably said like supro but..
- Thank you. Appreciate that. That was a great interview.
So hopefully, see you again.
Thanks for tuning everybody.
I appreciate it, and I will see you guys next time.
- Bye. - Bye guys!