(chill music)
♪ 2:00 a.m. and I can't sleep once again ♪
♪ I keep having that recurring dream ♪
♪ That I'm sitting on a boat ♪
♪ with a bunch of men ♪
♪ men men men ♪
♪ I finally know what it means ♪
♪ but I'm scared ♪
♪ that you won't understand ♪
♪ That you won't understand ♪
♪ Something's not right ♪
♪ No something's not right ♪
♪ with your boy ♪
♪ Something's not right ♪
♪ I know my calling ♪
♪ I'm a pirate ♪
♪and I'm sailing away from the haters ♪
♪ The ocean is calling out ♪
♪ to me and my parrot ♪
♪ And we're gonna burn ♪
♪ this whole city down ♪
♪ Yo-ho mutha' fucker I'm a pirate now ♪
(upbeat music)
♪ Yo-ho mutha' fucker ♪
(upbeat music)
♪ I belong at sea roaming port to port ♪
♪ Stealing treasure chests ♪
♪ from an enemy's fort ♪
♪ Drinking tons of rum ♪
♪ with my pirate buds ♪
♪ They will show me the ropes ♪
♪ Sing with me yo-ho ♪
♪ Show me the ropes ♪
♪ Sing with me yo-ho ♪
♪ But first I need a hook hand, ♪
♪ hook hand ♪
♪ Gonna need a peg leg, ♪
♪ peg leg ♪
♪ Someone poke my eye out ♪
♪ for my eye patch ♪
(chill music)
♪ I finally did it ♪
♪ I moved to the Caribbean ♪
♪ Famously that's where they're from ♪
♪ But no pirates there, ♪
♪ just a bunch of rum ♪
♪ rum rum rum ♪
♪ But that's where I met Marc ♪
♪ He's my new friend ♪
♪ My island 'til I die friend ♪
♪ He's a big strong beautiful man ♪
♪ Marc flies planes and planes are cool ♪
♪ And a plane's much faster ♪
♪ than a boat ♪
♪ A boat ♪
♪ The sky is the limit ♪
♪ when you're in a plane ♪
♪ I know my calling ♪
♪ I'm a pilot ♪
♪ And I'm flying away from you posers ♪
♪ Marc said he'll teach me ♪
♪ It looks pretty easy ♪
♪ And I'm gonna shake my ass ♪
♪ in the clouds ♪
♪ Wheels up mutha' fucker ♪
♪ I'm a pilot now ♪
(upbeat music)
♪ Wheels up mutha' fucker ♪
(upbeat music)
♪ Wait a second, hold on ♪
- The truth is...
♪ I'm not a pirate or a pilot ♪
♪ I'll never be a fireman or a cop ♪
♪ 'cause I am a frog ♪
♪ a frog with a dream ♪
♪ A dream to be human ♪
♪ and have a job ♪
♪ Ribbit ribbit mutha' fucker ♪
♪ I'm a god damn frog ♪
(upbeat music)
♪ Ribbit ribbit mutha' fucker ♪
(upbeat music)
♪ I'm not a pirate or a pilot ♪
♪ I'll never be a fireman or a cop ♪
♪ 'cause I am a frog ♪
♪ a frog with a dream ♪
♪ A dream to be human ♪
♪ and have a job ♪
♪ Ribbit ribbit mutha' fucker ♪
♪ I'm a god damn frog ♪