our first guest is always good no matter what this man is in uh maybe you've seen him
in the godfather movies of course or misery or maybe you've just read about him in the papers
this is his first time here with us but i already know one thing
this guy is trouble brace yourselves america here's james kahn james how you doing buddy
welcome to the show thank you you know i enjoy your work a great deal i get a kick out of your
work and you've done great films we just mentioned a couple there but they go on and on yeah just i
have i actually uh michael stole my line last night absolutely nothing to push that's all
right so but i do have one thing and i just want to get it over with something i've been working
with for a couple years we have the foreign money in place yeah domestic partner it's the larry bud
melvin story something close to my heart yeah obviously paul you have a large role in it
why don't you and i both go back to new york now
now i couldn't help but notice a couple of things when you were standing in the wings
as i was giving you an introduction you just gave me the finger now that's very
that's very rude behavior
i remember a long time ago we had hugh hefner as a guest on the show
and we were talking about the glory days of the playboy mansion here in southern california and
i don't know the status of it these days sure all those okay yeah and i was saying
of all of the people who came there as your guest who was the most
troubled who seemed to have really the most fun and they said without a doubt jimmy khan
and so would it be marked on my gravestone what were those days like that was you were the source
of pride you know when i took myself out of the business right you know i do things like that
uh you said you must have wild people i have the wild people there like james khan
you mentioned me first you i mentioned you were human you you did not you you
and uh it's been a great source of pride for yeah but when you're here when you say wild what are
we talking about i mean i can't even imagine yeah but i can't even imagine getting in the
hot tub at that place you know i wouldn't you can get like what was life like for you there
well let me first put it to you this way i just come out of a divorce
so i went over it was fantastic i mean you know my god this grotto is the most beautiful women and
and then you're picking up a phone you're dialing 20 and they bring you up a steak
orders but wasn't there kind of like a hands-off policy you couldn't kind of association is called
the sheriff's girl you know it's the sheriff's girl stay away yeah well yeah that's the show
it never applied to me although i don't i really don't know why might you i don't deal
i don't know anything about it do you know why i didn't have that no applied to me no
now um are you in trouble right now is there any kind of trouble in your life i know you tell
me maybe the audience can it seems like there's always something in the papers about you yeah yeah
yeah it's like you know it's like you know the irving's why me god and the voice from heaven
says i don't know irving this is something about you that pisses me off you know
i just can't seem to leave the house but but you want to mention all the like heidi fights let's
put that to the rest we're engaged you and you and heidi fleischer i i was going to ask you to give
it away but then i realized we never met and that would be inappropriate now what was the deal with
you in the in the gun and some guys in a parking garage a gun i i was never near cleveland no i
didn't i didn't say cleveland i said a gun a gun a gun yes i think that sums the story up pretty much
no oh boy just stay on it dave you know i i tell you what i'm going to tell you this story but
before i tell you the story yeah i'm going to ask a favor we're out of time i'm sorry
this is like the highlight no no no no we do a commercial i want you to do me a favor compose
yourself am i not composed no but just get ready to deliver the story when we come back
you tell the story tell any story you want to tell thank you all right great we have
filled mr khan full of sodium pentathol and now we're going to get a story out of him
and a little bit later live via satellite all the way from indianapolis indiana my mom man yeah
all right now let's talk about the gun i shot a guy what happened before i tell you this
because it's again bad publicity right i'm wondering well if you don't want to talk i
don't i do i will tell it but i want to ask in in exchange a favor sure be happy to thank you
anything you want thank you anything you need the underground has it i mean
when you say the underground right from the underground that there's a little trouble
trouble with dennis rodman right and madonna sure now you being the only person that like
now i know you because i met you mm-hmm i was hoping maybe you could fix me up with it
to overturn this bad publicity because what could go wrong fix you up with madonna yeah
what could go wrong it seems like i'm not massive i mean wait wait look at warren warren is like
one of the cleverest guys in shows he's the happiest middleweight he's married he's happy
right i'll do what i can i'll make him happier you don't you don't mind waiting in line right
well no i mean i i i thought this thing with you and her was like put on like you and grodan i
know that's a put on you so you really have a good relationship now james tell us about the
gun deal yeah i i was you know forgive me this and this is me i mean this is a compliment thank
you but as i talk to you i get the feeling that i'm going to get hit yes you know like
i'll go out start my car kaboom i learned that in an early age that fear is a great motivator
you know um i was driving after i've just ripped my what did you do to your
shoulder i know i tore the uh rotico i had operated on six times already
no i just come out of the hospital i hate hospitals i left after 20 hours i had ripped it
off the rotor cuff the rotor cuff off the bone so they nailed it and cut the bone out and after 20
hours i luckily couldn't take the pain medication it made me nauseous i didn't want to get high
you know so i said can i have some ice some gucci general up there which is i call it something
that eighth of all the stars you know you're so cockeyed you don't know where you are but
they got a couch they got you know they gave me two nurses all that meant was like i had to fill
out the forms twice you know you know they have a special menu lobster ice i don't i don't know
he lobs the steak i don't want lobster or steak i can't think can you get any ice no they come on
those chemical things that wouldn't keep a vehicle you know they didn't break them ice no lobster so
that's when i took the iv out and went home that's when you pulled the gun and you shot a nurse i now
went out and i went to my brother i'm driving like this yeah in great discomfort yeah usually
when you drive like this would be an integration or i'm a dead man i'm a dead man i can feel them
so i go to my my brothers and there are three guys beating up on this
little guy i mean i just said it's not a good thing no you have to get in there well yes yeah
well i see what what really is really strange about this and uh uh i just finished teaching
the police department oklahoma city police department the great department of great chiefs
what were you teaching them self-defense in their teaching the police self-defense
i've been doing it for 27 years do they come by and give you acting tips
please don't hurt me no no no please don't hurt me it's a hell of an idea it's a hell of an idea
all right all right jimmy get to the gun part here well the gun part is i step out i have a license
to carry that's all right good okay yeah so i'm 30 yards away and i say everybody stop stop i've
got a gun i'm an actor they saw that i just said everybody stop i'm a lesbian a lesbian yeah stop
what's going on i want to know what's going on the guy tell the story
okay everything's solved you get in your car you gotta shake hands yeah oh no i don't get that
hops coming another job so put your hands up like this they go put them up and i go i can only go
like this yeah it's true i couldn't move my other arm yeah but so all of that's behind you now
uh except for the shoulder well the shoulder yeah see i've been operated on so many times every time
you come to see my i thought my name was bastard really yeah because every time i come up my mother
would be looking you know the first place i would see was my mother and she'd go you bastard oh
that's see that's that's not good there's only one place i know you haven't got stitches and i
said you're wrong yeah you know uh jimmy we we have to uh move along now are we yeah we
yeah well maybe he'll follow you home too
it's a it's a great pleasure to finally have you on the show thank you very much
you