all I'm saying is some of them girls had
not to be we're never ever showed he's
older but I'm saying
well what's crystals supposed to do you
know Hooters don't got a maternity leave
hey there's a new guy
oh you don't GI Joe can I help sergeant
Kilgore I'm looking for the men that
didn't mobilize with this unit I haven't
seen I think they went over to uh who's
in charge here soldier I am this is uh
quite a setup you got here oh yeah it's
not we're like a water head at the theme
park in here it's real comfortable we're
about to watch a game you can join us if
you want grab a chair hey I'll tell you
what's up I like you why don't I grab a
chair and shoving up your eyes now
standard attention you miserable
pissants come on you will address me as
sergeant Kilgore the honeymoons over
numbnuts I am a warrior a killing
machine and your mama's not here to
witness you Clarice mom passed away
about four years ago oh yeah that's true
she went squirrel hunting with my uncle
that shut up I don't know what kind of
horseshit monkey business has been going
on down here but that's all about to end
ladies this is the army we're just state
military reserves yeah SMERSH and I'm a
leprechaun I'll pack your gear but we're
just weekend warriors
well I'll tell you what my buddy this
weekend I owe yours
it was ever a worse excuse for a soldier
I'd like to meet hey y'all I got Funyuns
beer and barely legal who wants what why
there Sarge
snap into a slim jim
you