- ALL RIGHT. - I CAN'T EVEN MOVE.
- WELL, YOU GOT TO GET IT, JAMES.
- BUT I CAN'T EVEN... - IT'S THE BRAKE.
- THE BRAKE OFF. TAKE THE BRAKE OFF.
- WELL, WHAT THE (BLEEP) IS THAT?
- GO, PUSH IT UP. - OH, OH.
YEAH, NOW WE'RE COOKING.
THERE IT IS.
- ALL RIGHT.
(MUSIC)
- GOOD MORNING, EVERYBODY.
JUST A CASUAL DAY WITH KEVIN HART
AND JAMES CORDEN DRIVING ON VENICE BEACH.
- YO, CORDEN.
- HOW ARE YOU, PEOPLE? - WOO.
- JAMES CORDEN IS ON "WHAT THE FIT" TODAY.
"WHAT THE FIT" IS A SHOW WHERE MY CELEBRITY FRIENDS
AND I WORK OUT IN UNUSUAL WAYS.
HOW YOU DOING, BUDDY? TALK TO ME.
- I'M GOOD, I'M GOOD.
I'M ENJOYING, WE'RE HERE ON VENICE BEACH.
- YES, IT'S THE LEGENDARY VENICE BEACH.
- WE ALL JUST GOT A LOVELY BLAST OF MARIJUANA...
- YEAH, YEAH, NO. - ...FROM SOMEWHERE
WHICH AT THIS HOUR IS RARE FOR ME.
BUT, I MEAN, I'M STILL FEELING IT.
- NO, NO, IT'S 10:00 AM. - I'M STILL FEELING IT,
10:00 AM. - THAT'S SMOKE TIME
IN VENICE. - 10:00 AM ON A FRIDAY.
HELLO, MATE.
- I KNOW THEY DO LIKE THE LITTLE GYMNASTIC STUFF
DOWN THERE, THEN WE'LL GO TO MUSCLE BEACH,
WE'LL WORK OUT.
(METAL MUSIC)
- YEAH A LOT OF MY BUDDIES ARE ALREADY DOWN THERE ANYWAY,
SO I'LL PROBABLY KNOW A LOT OF THE GUYS.
- A LOT OF WHAT GUYS?
- A LOT OF THE GUYS ON MUSCLE BEACH.
IT'S PRETTY MUCH MY-- PRETTY MUCH MY CREW, SO...
- SO YOU WORK OUT AT MUSCLE BEACH?
- YEAH, I WORK OUT. - OH.
- DIPS, YOU KNOW, QUADS. - I THOUGHT--I THOUGHT
THAT I WAS BRINGING YOU SOMEWHERE
THAT YOU HAVEN'T BEEN. - GLUTES...
- I DIDN'T KNOW THAT YOU HAD RELATIONSHIPS.
OKAY, THAT MAKES IT BETTER.
- YEAH, YOU'LL SEE WHEN WE GET THERE.
- OKAY. - THEY'LL BE LIKE--
THEY'LL BE LIKE, "WHAT." YOU KNOW.
- OKAY. WELL, THAT'S GOOD. - YEAH.
- HOW YOU DOING, BROTHER?
I ALWAYS SAY BROTHER WHEN I SEE A BLACK GUY,
I'M TELLING YOU. - (LAUGHS)
- I DON'T KNOW IF THAT'S GOOD OR BAD.
I JUST--I'VE ALWAYS DONE IT.
- YOU KNOW WHAT I'VE STARTED CALLING PEOPLE?
BIG DICK. - BIG DICK.
- WHAT'S GOING ON, BIG DICK? - BIG...
- BECAUSE NO ONE'S OFFENDED.
- NOBODY? - NO ONE'S OFFENDED.
EVERYBODY LOVES BEING CALLED BIG DICK.
THEY ABSOLUTELY LOVE IT.
WATCH THIS. WATCH. - GOT TO TRY IT.
- GOT TO TRY IT. - WHAT'S GOING ON, BIG DICK?
LOVES IT, LOOK AT HIM, COULDN'T BE HAPPIER!
HE'S OVER THE MOON. HE'S NEVER BEEN HAPPIER IN HIS LIFE.
YEAH, WHAT'S UP, BIG DICK? - (LAUGHS)
- HE LOVES IT. PEOPLE LOVE BEING CALLED BIG DICK.
- ALL RIGHT. THEY PROBABLY HAVE...
- I'M TELLING YOU RIGHT NOW. - THE FUNNY THING--THE FUNNY...
- THERE HE IS, THERE'S MY MAIN MAN, BIG DICK.
- THERE IT IS, YO. - IT'S OUR BIG DICK SWINGER.
- GOOD FOR YOU, BABY.
KEEP IT SWINGING. - (LAUGHS)
- LOOK AT THESE GUYS RIGHT HERE.
- OH WOW, LOOK AT THESE GUYS. - YEAH, THESE GUYS RIGHT HERE
LOOK LIKE ALL THEY DO IS SIT OUT THERE
AND WAIT TO (BLEEP). - (LAUGHS)
- THERE THEY GO RIGHT THERE.
(MUSIC)
- OH, LOOK AT THIS. - OH, LOOK AT THIS NOW.
- THIS IS WHAT I TOLD YOU. - OH, LOOK AT THIS.
- I TOLD YOU. - THERE WE GO.
HANG--ARE YOU ON? - YEAH, I GOT IT.
- YOU BRAKE? - YEAH, I MADE SURE I BROKE.
- ALL RIGHT. - OKAY.
- OH, MY GOD. - THIS IS WHERE ALL THE GYMNASTS
COME AND HANG OUT. - LOOK AT THIS.
- YEAH. - LOOK AT THIS GUY.
- THESE ARE ALL MY FRIENDS. HEY, TOMMY,
RICKY, JOEY... - (LAUGHS)
- MALCOLM.
HEY, CLAIRE, GAIL. MEGAN.
EASY.
- OKAY, I MEAN... - IT'S SO EASY.
- I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS BEGINNER'S DAY.
- SO EASY. WHAT'RE WE DOING?
ARE WE--ARE WE GONNA DO SOMETHING OR ARE WE...
- I'M JUST GONNA... - ...ARE WE NOT?
- IS THAT IT? IS THAT IT? PFFT. - IS THAT IT?
EASY. GO ON, JAMES.
GET UP THERE AND, UH,
SHOW THEM WHAT YOU'RE DOING.
PLEASE DON'T DO NOTHING STUPID.
AND I KNOW--I KNOW HOW--
NO, JAMES. - GOT TO GET HIM HYPED.
- NO.
IF I CAN-- IF I CAN GET EVERYBODY
TO STOP CLAPPING.
- IF I CAN EVERY-- NO, JAMES. SHIT.
OH, SHIT.
OKAY, ALL RIGHT.
- GO, JAMES.
OKAY, ALL RIGHT.
(CROWD CHEERING)
- IT'S GOOD. NO, JAMES, I DON'T NEED A CLAP.
- YEAH, YOU DO. - JAMES--NO, I DON'T NEED
A CLAP. - YEAH, YOU DO. YEAH, YOU DO.
HERE WE GO. THIS IS HOW YOU DO IT.
THIS IS IT.
(MUSIC)
- YEAH!
(YELLING) YEAH! YEAH!
AHHHH!
- LET'S GO! LET'S GO!
- YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!
THIS BAR'S MY BITCH!
- YEAH! YEAH!
NOW YOU'RE EMBARRASSED,
NOW YOU LOOK THE FOOL.
- CAN SOMEBODY, UH,
CAN SOMEBODY COME HELP ME DOWN?
- EVERYONE TURN AROUND, TURN AROUND, LOOK THE OTHER WAY
WHILE WE GET HIM DOWN. - YEAH, JUST HELP ME DOWN,
JAMES. - OKAY, COME ON.
- JUST HELP ME DOWN. JAMES, THANK YOU.
GO, GO. - THAT'S HOW WE DO IT.
-YEAH. -BE CAREFUL. JAMES, BE CAREFUL.
BE CAREFUL, JAMES.
I THINK I PUT MY BALLS
ON THE BACK OF YOUR HEAD.
- THAT'S HOW WE DO IT. - THANK YOU, GUYS.
- THAT'S HOW WE DO IT. - I'LL SEE YOU GUYS TOMORROW,
SAME TIME IN THE MORNING.
LET'S GO TO MUSCLE BEACH.
- LET'S GO HIT THE WEIGHTS.
ALL RIGHT, WHERE ARE THE WEIGHTS?
THIS WAY, OKAY.
(MUSIC)
- ALL RIGHT, HERE IT IS.
MY SPIRITUAL HOMELAND.
OH, MY GOD.
(CROWD CHEERING)
- LOOK AT THIS.
- HOLY SHIT. - WHAT'S THIS GUY DOING?
OH, WOW.
- YEAH, YEAH.
(CROWD CHEERING)
- OW, OW.
- OH. - YEAH.
- THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. - YOU'RE NEXT, KEVIN.
- WHAT'S UP, JAMES? - WHAT'S GOING ON, MAN? NICE TO SEE YOU.
YEAH, DOING A LITTLE WORK, HUH? - JUST A LITTLE WORK.
- YEAH, JUST A LITTLE WARM-UP, MAN.
- JUST A LITTLE LIGHT WORK. -WHY DON'T Y'ALL COME OVER HERE
AND GET UP IN THIS WITH US? - YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
YEAH, I WAS--I WAS ON MY WAY.
I WAS--
I WAS ON MY WAY UP OVER HERE.
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, THAT'S ALL. YEAH.
- WE'RE GONNA GET YOU Y'ALL READY, WE'LL GIVE YOU
THE FULL MUSCLE BEACH EXPERIENCE.
- ARE YOU--ARE YOU A REAL PERSON OR ARE YOU...
- JESUS CHRIST. - I DON'T KNOW, MAN.
- MAYBE THEY CLONED ME OR SOMETHING.
- OKAY. - I BROKE OUT OF A FACILITY.
- I GOT YOU. - WE'RE THE DEFENDERS, MAN,
WE'RE TRYING TO SHOW YOU HOW WE LIVE, MAN.
- YEAH, YEAH. - DEFENDERS OF MUSCLE BEACH.
- THE DEFENDERS OF MUSCLE BEACH?
- ANY PROBLEMS AROUND HERE, WE DEFENDING THAT AND YOU.
- OKAY, WELL, GUESS WHAT?
I AIN'T (BLEEP) WITH Y'ALL.
SO YOU AIN'T GOT TO WORRY ABOUT ME.
- THIS IS EXTREME CALISTHENICS.
- OKAY. - BODYWEIGHT WORKOUT.
IT GETS YOU REAL CHISELED, IT'S ALL IN THE CORE.
- BODYWEIGHT-WISE, I THINK I'M BEATING ALL OF Y'ALL.
- OKAY. - ALL RIGHT,
HOW ABOUT WE TRY COUPLE OF DIPS, MAN?
- DIPS? - YEAH, YOU EVER DO DIPS?
- LIKE DIPPING A BISCUIT? DIPPING...
- YOU DIP THE DORITOS IN, YOU KNOW, DIP THEM
IN ONE OF THOSE DIPS. - OH, I LOVE A DIP.
I LOVE A DIP AND GUAC. - COME ON, JAMES.
I JUST NEED FIVE OUT OF YOU.
(CROWD CHEERING)
(MUSIC)
- LET'S GO, JAMES. COME ON, Y'ALL. FOR JAMES.
(CROWD CHEERING)
- (YELLS) - COME ON, JAMES.
- YOU DID IT. - WHOA, ONE MORE,
ONE MORE, ONE MORE.
- YEAH!
(CROWD CHEERING)
(MUSIC)
- JAMES, THAT'S NOT EVEN YOUR WATER, JAMES.
YOU JUST USED SOMEBODY'S WATER. - WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?
WHAT ARE YOU SAYING? THAT'S WHAT WE DO
AT MUSCLE BEACH, RIGHT? - WE'LL GET IN TROUBLE
FOR THAT, JAMES. - REPRESENT.
DEFENDERS. DEFENDERS. WOO.
- IT'S GONNA BE TOUGH, KEVIN. COME ON, IT'S YOUR TURN, MAN.
- WOO.
- DON'T THREATEN ME WITH A GOOD TIME.
- ALL RIGHT, KEV, COME ON.
- COME ON. KEVIN, KEVIN, KEVIN, KEVIN...
- KEVIN. - ...KEVIN, KEVIN.
- OH! - COME ON, LEGWORK, KEV.
- OH! - LEGWORK.
- OH! - THAT'S WHY I LIFT TOO MUCH.
- YEAH! YEAH! - COME ON, KEV!
(CROWD CHEERING)
- YEAH, MAN! - ELBOWS, ELBOWS, ELBOWS.
- YEAH.
- THAT'S HOW WE DO IT.
- THAT SHIT HURT.
- THIS IS THE BENCH PRESS. - OKAY.
- YOU KNOW, THIS IS THE KING OF THE EXERCISES
IF YOU WANNA LOOK LIKE A KING OUT HERE.
- OKAY. - SO GET YOUR CHEST PUMPED UP.
ONE WILL BE THIS, YOU KNOW,
WHEN YOU FLEX YOUR CHEST? - YEAH, YEAH.
- AND YOU CAN ALSO DO THIS, YOU KNOW?
MAKE YOUR CHEST BOUNCE.
- YOU GUYS BASICALLY HAVE--HAVE BREASTS
IS WHAT THIS BOILS DOWN TO.
- ENOUGH TALKING, JUST SHOW THEM THE EXERCISE.
- OH, OKAY. ALL RIGHT. - SO LET'S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS.
(MUSIC) - OKAY.
- 225 ALL IN THE AIR. - THAT SEEMS LIKE ALL IN THERE.
- OH, SHIT. - 225.
(CROWD CHEERING)
- FIRST OF ALL, I CAN-- I CAN THROW UP 225.
- YEAH, COME ON. - I CAN THROW UP 225
IN MY SLEEP. WHEN I'M ASLEEP,
SOMETIMES I DREAM AND I'M LIKE,
"WHAT AM I DOING?" AND I'M, LIKE,
THROWING UP 225.
(LAUGHTER)
- LET'S DO IT, 225, HERE WE GO.
- READY. ONE, TWO, THREE. - ONE, TWO, THREE.
- ALL RIGHT, LET IT GO. - WOW, LET IT GO.
- LET IT GO, LET IT GO. - NO WAY.
SHUT UP!
(CROWD CHEERING)
- KEVIN!
- COME ON, COME ON, MAN. - COME ON, KEV.
COME ON. COME ON, KEV. - COME ON, ONE MORE,
ONE MORE! ONE MORE! ONE MORE!
- YEAH!
(CROWD CHEERING)
- (GRUNTING)
- I THINK I GOT A CRAMP.
- I CAN'T DO THAT, I CAN'T LIFT THAT.
LET ME DO ONE OF THESE. - I'M GONNA HAND IT TO YOU.
I'M GONNA HAND IT TO YOU. - LET ME SEE.
JAMES (BLEEP).
- COME ON, COME ON, YOU GOT THAT.
- GET UP, GET UP. - JAMES, THERE YOU GO.
- COME ON, LIFT IT UP. - I DON'T--GUYS,
I DON'T THINK JAMES HAS IT, GUYS.
- COME ON, JAMES, LIFT IT UP.
- OH, SHIT. - COME ON, YOU GOT IT.
(MUSIC) (CROWD CHEERING)
- AHHH!
(BOING)
- YEAH! YEAH! - DAMN.
- NO, NO.
- NONE OF THAT FAKE STUFF NO MORE, JAMES.
- I NEED TO GET ON SOME ROIDS. - OKAY, NO, NO.
- I GOT TO GET SOME STEROIDS. - JAMES.
- GET ME SOME STEROIDS.
- JAMES. - I GOT TO GET SOME ROID RAGE.
- NO, I DON'T THINK YOU NEED ROIDS. - YEAH I GOT IT.
- NONE OF THAT, JAMES NONE OF--JAMES. DEFENDERS OF MUSCLE BEACH...
- DON'T AT LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT, I'LL KNOCK YOU BOTH OUT
IF YOU GIVE ME ALL THIS.
- DEFENDERS, JAMES, WE'RE DEFENDING.
- COME ON. - YEAH, WE'RE DEFENDING.
- YEAH, WE DEFEND, BUT WE ALSO ATTACK.
-YES. (LAUGHTER)
- I FEEL LIKE I'VE WORKED HARD TODAY.
- YOU ALREADY LOOK TWICE AS BIG, MAN.
- I FEEL... - IT'S LIKE I'M LOOKING
INTO A MIRROR, MAN. - YEAH. NO, IT SHOULD.
IT SHOULD BE. - I'M LOOKING INTO THE MIRROR.
JAMES, I'M GONNA NEED YOU TO TAKE YOUR SHIRT OFF.
- YOU WHAT?
WHAT'D YOU SAY? WHAT?
- IT'S THAT TIME, MAN. GRAND FINALE.
- I HEARD Y'ALL A LITTLE COMPETITIVE,
SO WE GOT TO GET A FLEX-OFF
BETWEEN YOU TWO, ALL RIGHT?
- OH, THAT'S EASY. - A FLEX-OFF?
- YOU VERSUS HIM. - EASY?
- IN A FLEX-OFF. - NOT A PROBLEM.
- PEOPLE JUST GONNA SAY GO AND YOU BOTH THROW
YOUR BEST POSES UP.
- THAT'S HOW WE GONNA DO IT. - ALL RIGHT.
- GIVE IT UP.
(CROWD CHEERING)
- LET'S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS. - BRING IT.
- YOU FIRST, JAMES. - NO, YOU GO FIRST.
- ALL RIGHT, FINE. ARE YOU SURE?
- YEAH, FINE. - FINE.
- GO FOR IT. - HERE IT COMES.
- GO. - I'M ABOUT TO (BLEEP)
HIT YOU... - GO.
- ...LIKE A VOLCANO. - DO IT.
- BECAUSE THIS IS ABOUT TO GET HOT.
(MUSIC) - DOUBLE BI, DOUBLE BI, KEV.
- (GRUNTING)
(CROWD CHEERING)
- NOT WHAT WE DISCUSSED BUT IT'S GOOD, MAN.
- YES, YEAH. - I LIKE THAT. I LIKE THAT.
- THAT'S JUST-- THAT'S JUST IMPROV.
- THAT WAS GOOD, KEV. THAT WAS GOOD.
- I KNOW IT WAS.
GO AHEAD, JAMES.
YOU READY? - ALL RIGHT, YUP.
(LAUGHTER)
- WHAT WAS THAT?
- SERIOUS, JAMES.
(DRUM ROLL)
(LAUGHTER)
- OKAY, HERE WE GO.
(MUSIC)
- OH.
- SHIT.
- MY GUY.
THAT'S MY GUY.
- NO, THAT'S A... - THAT'S AN ILLEGAL POSE
RIGHT THERE. - THAT'S MY GUY.
- THAT'S AN ILLEGAL POSE? - THAT'S AN ILLEGAL POSE
RIGHT THERE, MAN! - THAT'S AN ILLEGAL POSE
RIGHT THERE! - THAT'S ENOUGH.
- OKAY. - I DIDN'T WANNA DO THIS TO YOU
BUT YOU LEFT ME NO CHOICE.
- YOU AIN'T READY FOR THIS, MAN.
(MUSIC)
(THUNDERCLAP)
- WOO. - OH.
- (CROWD CHEERING)
- NO WAY! HE DID IT.
HE DID IT. - FINISH HIM OFF.
I TOLD YOU THAT LEG FLEX GONNA GET IT.
I TOLD YOU. - MY LEGS.
- HAVE YOU GOT ANY LEGS? - YOU BETTER GET THEM.
- I WENT LEGS. - LET'S GO, LEGS.
(MUSIC)
(CROWD CHEERING)
- NO, HE DIDN'T.
- SON OF A BITCH.
SON OF A BITCH.
- YEAH. WE WEREN'T PREPPED FOR THIS.
- JESUS CHRIST.
- SHH.
(INHALES/EXHALES)
- OH, NO, NO!
(YELLS)
- NO! NO! BULLSHIT!
NO! NO! ENOUGH! - (YELLS)
- ENOUGH! NO! THAT'S ENOUGH, JAMES!
YOU HAD THOSE GODDAMN PANTS ON THE WHOLE TIME?
NO, OH, THAT'S RIDICULOUS, JAMES.
(CROWD APPLAUSE)
- SO, UH, THE CROWD'S DETERMINE THE WINNER, MAN.
COME ON, WHO GOT IT?
LET'S HEAR ONE TIME FOR JAMES!
(CROWD CHEERING)
- ONE TIME FOR KEVIN, GIVE IT UP!
(CROWD CHEERING)
- THEY'RE BOOING.
THEY'RE ACTUALLY BOOING.
- I THINK WE HAVE A DECISION, MAN.
- NO! - YES!
- (BLEEP) YOU! - NO! NO! NO! JAMES!
- COME ON. COME ON. - NO! NO! JAMES!
- HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
WE'RE NOT DOING THIS. - JAMES! IT'S NOT WORTH IT!
- I'LL DESTROY YOU! - JAMES, IT'S NOT WORTH IT!
- CALM DOWN, JAMES! - IT'S NOT WORTH IT.
- JAMES, JAMES, JAMES, JAMES. IT'S NOT WORTH IT.
- THIS HAS BEEN ANOTHER AMAZING EPISODE OF "WHAT THE FIT".
- YEAH, YOU BETTER RUN! YEAH, YOU BETTER RUN!
- THANK YOU TO ALL THE AMAZING PEOPLE
OF MUSCLE BEACH AND ON VENICE, MAN.
HONESTLY, GUYS, THIS HAS BEEN A DOPE DAY.
JAMES CORDEN AND MYSELF CAME. - (LAUGHING)
- EMBRACED THE MOMENT. HAD A GOOD TIME.
JAMES, DID YOU HAVE FUN? - OH, MAN. BEST TIME EVER.
- BEST TIME EVER, MAN. - BEST TIME EVER.
- THANK YOU, GUYS, ALSO. - THANKS SO MUCH, GUYS.
- DEFENDERS. DEFENDERS.
- DEFENDERS. - DEFENDERS.
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