[THEME MUSIC]
- Why do people call it that, then?
- I don't know, but I don't think scotch tape is made out
of Scottish people.
- They sound so similar.
- I know--
- Achoo!
- Bless you.
- Hey, guys, what are we doing?
- Are you OK?
- Oh, I feel awful.
My nose is runny.
My throat itches.
I can't stop sneezing.
I don't know what it could be, though.
- Do you think it's food poisoning?
- My stomach feels OK, but maybe, yeah.
- Maybe it's heat stroke.
- Right, duh, heat stroke.
- It's hot.
- Oh, yeah, I should run myself an ice bath.
- Yeah.
- Thanks, Lily, I think you figured it out.
- What are you talking about?
You clearly have a cold.
[CONDESCENDING LAUGHTER]
- [SNEEZES] What are you talking about?
- Christine, it's summer.
- So?
- So it's too hot to get colds, because it's summertime.
- My money's on food poisoning.
I bet you ate some bad fish sometime yesterday after Janie
sneezed in your face.
[BLOWS NOSE]
- Oh, yeah, that fish was bad.
- You got a call from Janie.
- Oh, my god.
Christine, are you dumb?
It's summertime.
- It's hot out.
You can only get a cold--
- When you come in contact--
- --when it's cold outside.
- --with a virus.
- Heretic!
- I know, I know, I know, wait.
We have to fight with this.
Christine, what Lily and I are saying
is that you can only get hot sicknesses
when it's warm out, like sun poisoning or Bieber fever.
- That's not an illness.
- OK, then why do we both have it?
- When you have a cold, you get all bundled up,
and you sit in front of a fireplace, and drink hot tea.
- Yeah, or, like, when I get a cold, I turn into a snowman,
and my mom has to bring me inside,
and feed me hot chicken noodle soup
until all the snow melts off.
- This is so stupid.
You have the chills.
- Not possible.
- Look, he's shaking!
- He has The Alabama Shakes.
- That's a band.
- Oh, so you think it's Coldplay, then?
- I think it's a cold, because despite your childish ideals
you can catch a cold anytime of the year,
regardless of how inconvenient or uncomfortable it might be.
- But I'm so healthy usually.
- Theo, you have a cold.
- [SNIFFLING] What is this?
What is this feeling I'm feeling?
- You're just sad.
- No, I'm not.
I can't be sad in the summer.
- Are you dumb?
- Hey, it's Raphael.
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