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What if Beards Disappeared?
Oh No.
I have such an amazing beard.
Oh AumSum.
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Firstly, if Beards disappeared.
Makers of Beard trimmers, shaving creams would have to shut their shop.
Secondly, if Beards disappeared.
Salons may suddenly lose a huge portion of their revenue.
Thirdly, if Beards disappeared.
People who have just spotted their first gray hair would be one happy lot.
Fourthly, if Beards disappeared.
People who proudly show off their beards and mustaches would be one sad lot.
Lastly, if Beards disappeared.
The person who holds the world record for the longest beard would be extremely unhappy.