- I love that sound. It's so pleasant to the eardrum.
- Yeah, no. Absolutely not!
♪ (rock intro) ♪
- Hi, guys. It's Josecarlos. You may recognize me
as a producer here on FBE, but I've actually moved on
to product content over on the new Try Not To Channel.
And to celebrate that launch, I'm taking over this episode
and adding a little twist: Anyone that loses gets a punishment,
and if you win, you get a cash prize.
That's something we do over on the Try Not To Channel very often,
so make sure to stay tuned till the very end of this episode
to see who wins and who loses. Bye, guys.
- (FBE) We're about to do everybody's favorite challenge.
It's the happiest challenge we have. - Oh, the happiest challenge!
- Is it really the happiest challenge, though?
- (FBE) It's a Try Not To Get Mad Challenge.
- Okay. I'm really expressive, so I probably won't do very well.
- This might prove to be a bit of a challenge for me.
- I don't know if you know, I've never lost these.
- "WTF," 'cause I'm a nice person. - "What the [bleep] is
with a Cuban flag during the halftime show?"
- "Please let me know what country we're in."
Okay, I'm already pissed. (buzzer)
- "Did they just fly the Cuban flag while singing
'Born in the USA?" - "LMAO, what a [bleep]
SB halftime show." - Wasn't it a Puerto Rican flag,
though, not a Cuban flag?
It's okay. People get their flags mixed up!
- It's just such blatant ignorance. It's hilarious.
It doesn't make mad at all. They might as well be saying,
"Hey, look, I'm an idiot." - "One step from a porno."
Absolutely, but that was great! - Are you kidding me?
That was angelic. That moment was insane.
She's 50 years old! How many 50-year-olds do you know
that could do that? I only know J.Lo. That's it.
(chuckles) (buzzer)
- "Someone needs to tell the NFL that horny men
and illegals are not the only people that watch football."
Okay, [bleep] that person. (laughs) (buzzer)
- If you're going to say something, at least be right,
at least have the facts. - (FBE) I think that one got you.
- Yeah. Yeah. (buzzer)
- "Is this still America?" (chuckles)
"Now the Super Bowl halftime show is in another country's language.
Good grief. That was horrible." - "Commercials are nothing special
or memorable so far. The strippers were disgusting,
and the Cuban flag was terribly"-- (sighs)
I enjoyed J.Lo on the pole. That was a nod to Hustlers,
and I felt like it was the middle finger to the Oscars,
to the Academy, 'cause I'm someone who believes Jennifer was robbed.
(buzzer) - "The strippers were disgusting,
and the Cuban flag was terribly inappropriate."
No, honey, you're inappropriate to modern America.
(buzzer)
(high-pitched screeching)
- (as Cookie Monster) Cookie!
- [Bleep] you! What was that about?
(buzzer)
- That's good. It's good.
- (FBE) Do I sense a little anger in there?
- I wouldn't say anger, but I definitely lost that challenge.
(buzzer)
(high-pitched screeching)
- It's fine. I have patience for that.
- I'm not mad. I am not mad.
- I have no feelings at all. I just wondered what was that.
- That's not a nice thing to do to an old person
first thing in the morning. - (news anchor) The Penny Challenge
circulating on TikTok can be dangerous...
- Ohh, I saw this. - (news anchor) ...circulating
on TikTok can be dangerous, firefighters warn.
- Are-- are-- this is stupid.
(buzzer)
- (news anchor 2) ...trend on the... - What is that?
- (news anchor 2) ...TikTok is actually...
- That's my app. - (news anchor 2) ...is actually
causing fire. - (news anchor) This challenge
is damaging schools and... - (laughs) Oh, god.
It's just stupid. (buzzer)
- They're experimenting! They're taking risks!
(chuckles) - (news anchor) ...said the challenge
involves using the plug part of a phone charger,
partially inserting it into the wall outlet...
- I am mad at this one. What in the Tide Pod generation
is going on? (buzzer)
- Do it! - (news anchor) ...and then sliding
a penny down the wall onto the... - DO IT!
- (news anchor) ...onto the exposed prongs.
The result is sparks... - (whispers) Oh my gosh.
- (FBE) You look a little angry. - I will admit, yes,
because my daughter did that. The whole outlet went out.
The quarter itself was melted on both si--
it was horrible. (buzzer)
- It doesn't sound very safe, and I hope that everyone
who's participated in it is safe. - (news anchor) People are warning
of the dangers in the comments of this TikTok video example
now on YouTube. - They didn't even show it!
Man. Now-- okay, that annoyed me.
(buzzer) - You can say, "OK boomer"
all you want, but boomers know this is dangerous,
so don't be stupid. It's stupid!
- It's just so funny when older people think
everything is so unsafe, like, "Get your kids off of TikTok!
They're gonna be doing all these things."
Honestly, if your kid is just well-educated
and not stupid enough to try that stuff,
then it's fine. - Ha!
People driving by are gonna get annoyed.
- Oh my god. Okay, I can't get mad,
because I literally park like that sometimes.
- (laughs) (hits table)
This is maddening! I'm mad at this one!
(buzzer) - That's deliberate.
That's direct-- you're not kind of on the line,
you're in the middle of it. (buzzer)
- We've all been there, right? Like, where you're circling
the parking lot all day and you're trying to find that spot,
and then you turn to this guy, and you're like...
"This [bleep]."
(buzzer) - Well, he's a jerk,
but it wouldn't make me mad.
I'd just go find someplace else to park.
- (sighs) - (FBE) Oh. Your eyes--
- (laughs) - (FBE) Your eyes are telling a story.
- I told you. I'm really expressive.
I can't hide that. That's so annoying.
(buzzer) - Do you know what you do
with that situation? You park behind them this way
so that they can't get out.
- (FBE) So, this makes you a little mad.
- This makes me very mad. (buzzer)
- Whenever I'm at school and I see cars like this,
I just-- I move on. I go find another spot
even though it's hard sometimes,
because I'm at a really crowded campus,
and then you have some [bleep] that take up two spots.
And you're like, "What the [bleep] are you doing?!"
(buzzer)
- Understandable. it's fine. I can park anywhere else. It's okay.
I like to think that they really had to go poo, right,
and they just for the life of them could not park the car in one lane
and really just had to rush out before anything happened.
So, I hope that the person who drove this car is doing all right.
(high-pitched screeching) - It's gonna be the Cookie--
I knew it! I knew it!
- Really?! (buzzer)
- Again. What is wrong with you guys? (buzzer)
- Not this time. - I should've known
that was coming again. (laughs)
- I love that sound. It's so pleasant to the eardrum.
- We're jammin'. I love it.
- [Bleep] you. - (FBE laughs)
- (laughs) I knew I was getting Cookie!
(buzzer) - That's my favorite song.
I love the lyrics. The lyrics hit me
in a different way, you know? (laughs)
(crunching) - So, this is ASMR, right?
- Yeah, no. Absolutely not!
I don't wanna hear your mouth ever. (buzzer)
- Ehhh! Stop!
I hate ASMR. [Bleep] that [bleep]. (buzzer)
- Hold up. Pause. (crunching)
Okay, I love ASMR. Those sounds are really,
really calming. I'm just a little bit confused
on what she's eating. - Wait. Are those things
made of cookies? - So, obviously all of that's candy.
- (laughs) I'm just thinking about some random person
just strolling past just eating her hairbrush.
It's pretty funny. (crunching)
Can you imagine the poops? (laughs)
Let's just break this down for a second, man,
'cause that ain't getting broken down.
- Imagine rolling up to wherever you're going
and popping an AirPod in your mouth and just eating it.
How funny! - I hate ASMR,
but I wasn't focusing on the ASMR.
I was focusing on the fact that she was eating
a [bleep] hairbrush. (chuckles)
- I've actually seen these guys' videos before.
I love them.
- What's-- ohhh, this is the most dissatisfying video
I've ever seen in my entire life. (buzzer)
- Oh my...
- (FBE) That was an exasperated breath.
We're gonna have to dock you there, Shenita.
- Okay. (chuckles) (buzzer)
- I don't get wound up, but I would like to see
those things come to an end. But I'm not getting excited
'cause I didn't. I already know what's gonna happen.
- You wanna know what's so funny?
One of my fears is balloon popping,
so the fact that you're not showing me
the ending makes me very, very happy.
- I'm with it. I like him as a person
and a content creator, so I'm cool with this,
'cause I still got to watch him. - That's random, though.
How do you come up with those specific ideas
to pop these things? - (FBE) We've got one more for you.
Let's see how you do. - It's the Cookie.
Oh, it's not! Tetris!
- I don't know. This is like a video game
from when they first started when I was young.
- It's gonna not go in where I want it to go.
- He's gonna go right next to it. Mm. I know you guys.
- (groans) (laughs) I don't think it's gonna fit.
I don't think it's going to f--
(high-pitched screeching)
I'm leaving. Can I leave? (buzzer)
- Here we go. Here we go. He's gonna win it all!
He's gonna win it all! (high-pitched screeching)
The Tetris got me. Cookie Monster? No.
(buzzer) (high-pitched screeching)
(buzzer) - It's gonna go down.
It's gonna make it! It's gonna make it!
(high-pitched screeching) - AH, [bleep]!
[Bleep] you! [Bleep] you, Cookie Monster!
(buzzer) - Okay, this is too perfect.
What's happening?
(high-pitched screeching)
[Bleep] knew it! (buzzer)
(high-pitched screeching)
- That was a surprise. Not annoyed at all.
I like challenges. - Yeah.
(high-pitched screeching) YES!
Hell yeah, baby! - That one was scary,
because the first one caught me off guard,
but I could smile through it. Second one, I already
was kind of expecting it. Third one caught me off guard,
and I was done with hearing it. (chuckles)
- (FBE) So, some of these made you mad, and therefore,
you lost this challenge. - What made it hard is that,
like I said, I don't anger easily, but I do get annoyed easily.
- (FBE) So, we recently launched a brand new channel
called Try Not To. - Try Not To.
- (FBE) Well, they took over this episode, and over on
the Try Not To Channel, they do challenges with prizes.
- Ohh! - (FBE) But they also
have punishments. - Ooh. Yeah. (chuckles)
- (FBE) All the losers in this episode will have
to eat two of the sourest candies that you can buy.
And the candy is also completely dipped
in citric acid to give you that extra sour kick.
- Oh, no. Citric a-- are you serious?
- That is horrible. That was [bleep].
- Oh! The sour kind of blocks your throat from swallowing, you know?
So, I could die. - Okay.
Okay, I did it. (groans)
- (muffled) It's very sour.
- It's so sour!
- (chuckles)
It's like a Warhead on steroids. - So, this is what I get
for getting angry and not controlling my emotions!
Oh my god.
Mmmm! Oh my god!
My tongue feels like it's shriveling.
- (FBE) So, Brandon... - Yes.
- (FBE) ...you didn't get mad at all,
so I guess that means you won this challenge yet again.
(ding) - Thank you.
- (FBE) Since you won the Try Not To Get Mad Challenge,
we're gonna give you a grand prize of a gorgeous,
crispy $50 bill. - That makes me feel fabulous.
There's no anger involved in this.
- I'm curious and scared
to see what kind of stuff
the Try Not To Channel's gonna whip up,
because I've seen some [bleep] in the office.
I fear for myself when it's my turn to film over there.
- (FBE) So finally, have you subscribed
to the Try Not To Channel yet? - Of course. Duh.
I was like one of the first ones, okay?
- Oh. Hell yeah I've subscribed to the Try Not To Channel,
which is why you should also. Join the club!
- (FBE) Would you do this challenge again
for another 50 bucks? - Another 50 bucks?
- (FBE) Hold on. No, that's something completely--
that's for our winner. I don't know why I read that.
We're done here. Let's cut it. (chuckles)
- WHAT?! Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. There was money on the line?!
Oh my gosh! Now I'm mad! Mission accomplished.
Mission accomplished!
- Hey, guys. It's Josecarlos here again.
Thanks so much for letting me take over this episode.
If you want more challenges, then make sure to head over
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when we upload. Thanks so much for your support.
I'll see you there. Bye, guys.