You might wanna get back here
so you can see this thing glide.
Oh, oh I'm good.
It's a beautiful day.
So we decided we'd play a little Frisbee golf.
Disc golf,
you don't call it Frisbee,
that's like a proprietary trademark.
Disc golf.
Discs, not a sponsor.
We don't have discs or Frisbee's.
So we're going to the grocery store to get some tortillas.
Each man is responsible for his own tortillas, okay?
You can buy as many as you want.
Imma pick out my tortillas,
and then I'm gonna make it a company expense.
Hey guys, I just wanted to break into the video
to acknowledge that during this part,
Link wasn't recording audio.
It's Link's fault.
It was a creative choice.
Ben, do you hate us?
Brian's editing this one, so.
Brian, do you hate them?
Yeah.
That's what we do, Rhett.
Look how many tortillas I found.
First of all,
I gotta pee.
I gotta urinate.
You gonna do that on a course, man.
You want me to hold it
and save it?
Lotta trees on the course.
Okay, I don't wanna tell you my strategy
but I feel like flour,
because of the--
There is a call parked
for the floral department.
You can't go gluten free.
You need the gluten,
you need the gluten.
If you want to give me an advantage,
I'm cool with that.
You have a recommendation,
you have a recommendation for which tortillas
are best for Frisbee golf?
Thicker one.
Thicker one, yeah.
I'm gettin' a little.
It's like a putter?
Guerrero.
And I'm gettin' the super soft.
Well, hold on.
No, no, I chose the super soft.
I wanted the super soft.
You have to choose something else,
I'm serious.
Get something else.
Screw your Mission.
I'm going with Guerrero.
I'm a Guerrero man.
You can be a Guerrero man,
that's fine with me.
You think we need to get anything to go in the tacos?
I think that would be a problem.
Remove all purchased items.
Every time I put something over there
it tells me to remove it.
No, I haven't done anything yet.
You, you ever played disc golf?
Have you ever played
Frisbee golf with tortillas?
That's what we're about to do.
Because this is our job.
Frisbee golf with tortillas,
who's gonna win?
It's me!
It's Link versus Rhett.
Link versus Rhett.
I've got the Mission tortillas
and the street tacos for putting.
And I've got Guerrero.
And what's your name?
You wanna go play with us?
Okay, we are at the Frisbee golf course.
There's literally like,
large groups of people out here.
And they're so serious.
They got like uniforms,
they got uniforms on and they all have
giant back packs with all kinds--
Here, let me just do this.
I'm a little intimidated at this point.
So Rhett's a little self conscious,
he don't like being in public with tortillas.
Yeah.
Which gives me an advantage.
You can't, you got one of two,
you got three different versions of Rhett,
well four different versions of me to choose from.
Version number one is just,
the hat is on.
You can't really see my eyes.
Version number two is your backwards hat buddy.
Version number three is I'm gonna use a squiggly thing
to tie my hair up and be that guy.
Not that one.
And then version number four
is just this guy,
just who doesn't care about anything.
Already spending too much time on your hair.
Put your hat on,
wear it backwards.
I think we need to introduce some stakes,
I don't think this should be
for just pride.
No, just tortillas.
No steaks.
Yeah, that would be too expensive.
For every hole that you loose,
you gotta take a bite out of your tortilla
which I assume has been in the dirt.
Okay.
That's fair.
But then we need an over all,
winner of the whole thing gets something.
The winner gets to slap the loser in the face
with the, with the tortilla.
That never ends well with us.
How 'bout, at the end of this,
we're gonna do a little somethin'
like a little video,
like Tortilla Man and Tortilla Boy.
And loser has to be Tortilla Boy
and winner gets to be Tortilla Man.
Okay, all right, all right.
And tortilla boy is gonna be killed by tortilla man
in our little vignette,
I'll call it.
But I think they're--
They work together but--
They work together but Tortilla Boy dies.
Yeah, right. Tortilla Boy dies.
Tortilla man lives.
Lives. Lives on to make more tortilla boys,
because it's his son.
Okay.
Okay. Let's do it.
Let's play disc golf with tortillas.
Okay, so here we are on hole number one.
I'm team Guerrero.
He's team Mission.
It sounds like an A basketball team.
Team Mission.
I'm ready to go man,
you wanna see what I got?
If you look way back there is the hole.
Yeah, that's what I'm gonna
throw it in.
Right there.
Team Gurrero!
Oh dang, that was pretty good.
That's not bad,
that's not bad for a tortilla!
You know I got shoulder issues.
Good, yeah.
I was hopin' they would come into play.
First time ever,
I bet no one's ever done this.
Yeah, we're innovators man.
Oh, went a little bit to the right.
That's called a slow hook slice.
That wasn't bad.
So here I am,
look at that.
There it is.
Nestled in the sun light.
I'm gonna try to go in between these two trees.
Oh! That was pretty nice, I think!
Oh man, I'm like,
basically on top of your tortilla.
That was a dud.
They drop really fast!
I'm gonna vlog this one man.
Now vlogging and throwing is a disadvantage.
So I'm gonna have to ask you to do the same thing.
Oh, what kind of rules is that?
It's a rule.
It's an added equal challenge.
There's a dog,
the dog might get the tortillas.
Dog is gone,
a dog can sniff a tortilla out,
let me tell you right now.
Holy Moley.
Yes!
Good gracious Link,
that was incredible.
Yeah!
Here we go.
How did you get it so high?
I don't know man, instinct.
I hit--
That's a low dud, man.
I hit the freaking table.
I will say it's getting a little worn and dirty.
I'm gonna kind go,
I'm gonna go around the tree and try to get in there,
okay?
Okay.
Okay so...
I said "okay so,"
but we actually don't have any queso.
So we got a basket here,
this is what we're aiming for,
that's where Rhett is right there,
and then if you look over here
I'm further away,
but I'm going for the win with this one.
Alright see if you can do it man.
I think I should go with my putter.
Don't screw this up.
Quiet on the course man.
It landed over there where yours is.
That's a miss man.
Okay I'm going in for my putter here.
This is for tie.
Now we're tied.
I'm not gonna miss this one.
Ready?
Okay it went through.
It went through but that was it.
You can do it.
See cause I was right here
so I can do this.
You can do that,
you can do that for sure.
I can do this.
Ok.
So now because we both tied,
oh my gosh,
somebody's playing ahead.
I think somebody just almost hit us
with a disc.
Yup.
Okay so we tied on the first hole
which means we both have to eat
a bite outta our dirty tortillas.
Is this mine?
Yeah.
You know it's not that dirty,
but you gotta find the dirtiest spot,
I think.
Well who says you gotta find the dirtiest spot?
I say that.
Right there I had a clear impact with the ground.
Okay, I'm ready.
Go, eat it.
No that was a good one.
What's up guys?
Yeah man.
How you guys doing?
We're good,
we're playing with tortillas today.
I can't help but notice that
you guys have actual discs.
Yeah.
Don't be self conscious.
You guys look serious,
you guys got the shirts and the dog.
We take it way too seriously yeah.
So do we which is why we're here
with Mexican food products.
I'm tempted to take another bite.
It's not that dirty.
Mine was very gritty
cause you made me take a bite
in the worst part.
Hole number 2.
Fresh tortilla.
Can I get a picture with you guys?
Yes!
Yeah come on in here.
We're playing with tortillas today.
What're you playing with?
I'm playing with,
we call 'em disks.
They're special Frisbee's.
Oh those are a lot harder
than what we have.
Are they edible?
Take a look at that.
You know,
profile these are a little thinner.
They probably go further though.
Little lighter too,
so you won't have to be
quite as ripped.
Yeah yeah.
You got this.
It just took a freaking nosedive man!
Oh, see you got some spin out of it.
It was better.
Kind of like a corkscrew.
Yeah yeah yeah yeah.
Ooh!
Oof little side off but--
No that's pretty good man.
But you're basically still at
the T just so you know.
I know.
I mean the T is right there.
It's still in the shot.
Shut up!
See I had some glide.
That was better.
Dang I gotta thing where it's
doing a corkscrew.
Whoa Link.
Starting to get that lift!
I think there's a certain way
you have to traverse this bar.
I think it's just one of those.
I think you gotta get up on it,
and you gotta do this,
and I think you gotta,
I mean it's uncomfortable
it's really uncomfortable,
but it's just all part of the course.
Good gracious why is this
part of the course?
Oh my gosh I should have sweats on.
At least biking shorts.
Gah, at least I don't have to
have any more children.
I just can't believe that they put
this as part of the course!
The level of difficulty associated with this
is a lot greater than--
Yeah yeah yeah.
I mean just anything else
that I've ever associated with Frisbee golf!
I don't know what this has to do
with Frisbee golf to be honest with you.
You're going a lot slower than I was.
I can't do it.
I'm gonna put that right there.
Now he's doing it.
I just can't believe that they would
expect everyone to do this
part of the course.
But I'm not gonna
I'm not gonna chump out.
Good job,
great job.
On our second hole,
Rhett and Link are neck and neck.
But it took Rhett one less stroke to get there.
Seems to me that more strokes is better.
We have total tortilla failure!
You just freaking--
Like what is that?
This is just a tortilla skin,
I mean this is nothing.
And then you got
the rest of the tortilla over here.
It actually came apart before it hit the table.
Little short.
I've lost so much aerodynamicism.
Aaah!
Ooh right on the rocks.
Slapped on the boulder.
Oh my God!
That was the best throw
I've thrown all day.
I thought it was gonna drop!
Okay this is to put the pressure on Rhett.
Putter time.
Oh!
Just short.
So now I have an opportunity for the win.
Oh what the crap.
Yup, it's not easy.
I think the problem is that
we're using tortillas.
Okay good nice.
Another tie.
Okay here's my disc
it's suffered quite a bit.
Mine's got some dirt in this area
that's where I'm gonna eat.
Ding it.
Tink it.
A little gritty.
Still mostly good though.
And we're still tied.
It's the last hole!
The loser of this hole
has to be Tortilla Boy.
Winner gets to be Tortilla Man.
Tortilla Boy has a nasty fate TBD.
Gah lee!
Some of 'em just dip down like that!
Did you mean to do that?
Cause like you threw your tortilla like
fifteen feet in front of like
the T man.
Well let's see you do better.
A fresh moist one.
Why is it moist?
What have you got in there?
It's damp and gooey in there.
You might wanna get back here
so you can see this thing glide.
Oh I'm good.
All the way out there.
I'm good.
It's gonna glide--
I'm good.
Well past yours.
Seriously?
Hey that's not bad.
Yeah that's pretty good.
I'm gonna throw it then I'm gonna urinate.
What?
What're you talking about?
I'm gonna throw it then I'm gonna urinate.
Not bad.
Cover for me.
Alright I'm gonna cover for ya.
How's that?
I'm covering for ya.
A tortilla.
It is a tortilla.
Can only go so far.
I can't see you with that sweatshirt on.
Yup that was the idea.
You knew you were gonna be
peeing out here in public.
Oh that's a dirty tortilla.
Oh man nice.
That's a long one.
That one went a long ways.
Tortilla Boy.
You know I think it's pretty nice
to be out here in nature.
Really doing something active.
Something good.
Is this cardio?
My tortilla is coming apart again.
I just wanna say.
Yeah your tortillas
are kinda--
Guerrero is letting me down.
Left and right.
Whoa whoa.
I've got a real real disadvantage
at this point my tortilla has
disintegrated, there's a giant rip in it.
That's right where I'm bouta throw.
Right there is.
Here we go.
Oh my goodness!
Yes!
What a shot!
Okay so now we're even at this point,
you basically--
oh gosh!
I'm about to die.
What're you doing?
I tripped.
So Link I'm not gonna miss this bro.
Oh you are.
I'm calling you bro now
because it looks like I'm gonna win bro.
Alright it's not looking good
for the Linkster.
Rhett's a lot closer.
I have to make it in the basket
with this toss in order to then
put the pressure on him to tie.
This one is in honor of
all the burritos
that have ever been eaten.
I believe in you.
Tortilla Boy.
A little bit to the left.
Tortilla Man!
I'm Tortilla Man!
Yes!
Yes I'm Tortilla Man!
I'm Tortilla Man,
I've gotta come up with my voice,
I'm Tortilla Man!
Dang it.
Screw it.
Tortillas, tortillas,
get your tortillas!
Two for a dollar.
Or three for three dollars.
I think those guys might be
selling tortillas without a license.
This looks like a job for--
Tortilla Man!
And Tortilla Boy!
Three dollars!
Lot's of tortilla's!
Untouched!
Don't ask where we got 'em!
Excuse me do you punks have a license
to sell those tortillas?
No.
Do you punks have a license to sell
those tortillas?
No.
Well that's a violation of the tortilla code.
Tortilla Boy assume the position.
Tortilla Boy!
You hit me in the face with a tortilla
Tortilla Man.
I'm sorry but you shouldn't have gotten
in the way I've told you this.
It's kind of ironic because I
already had a tortilla on my face,
but that really hurt.
Okay well I'll just end it for you quickly.
I can't breathe.
Yes, that's by design.
Just relax.
Okay gotta find another Tortilla Boy.
Okay.
Thanks for watching.
And clicking the bell.
And always remember:
Never sell tortillas without a license!
Or you're gonna get popped!
We will come after you.
We will find you.
But I'm dead.
Well me and my new Tortilla Boy
will find you!