- I think this car right here is the perfect one for you.
- What's its top speed?
- I'm not sure,
but let's take it for a test drive to find out.
- Giddy up.
(quirky music)
- Hey. - Mmm.
- Well, good seeing you. - Take care.
- What do you wanna do?
- I don't know, what do you wanna do?
- I can already tell,
this is not gonna work out very well.
- Nope.
- Dude, I've got the perfect name
for our acoustic post-rock band.
- What?
- Stained Glass Monkey Dunk.
- Bro, that is awesome.
- Now that we've got a dope band name,
I think we're ready to tour the East Coast.
- Heck, yeah!
All we need is a drummer.
- And a singer.
- And to write some songs to play.
- Yeah.
We're basically ready!
- So, what should we do on our day off?
- It might be nice to just relax.
- It would be, but, uh,
we're probably not gonna do that, are we?
- Not a chance.
- Let's just find work to do!
- Let's do all the work.
- Hey, I baked you some cookies.
- Oh, my gosh.
I baked you cookies.
- Wow, so thoughtful of you.
- Well, I know how much you like cookies.
- And I know how much you like cookies.
- Now we've got double cookies.
- Good thing we both like to eat cookies.
- I think we should eat these cookies right now.
- (munching) I was hoping you'd say that.
- The usual?
- You know, I think I'm gonna
order something different today.
- Whoa, really? - Yes.
Give me my usual hamburger, but this time,
put a tomato on it.
- Wow. (pen clicks)
You are a wild man.
- I know.
On second thought, never mind the tomato.
Leave it off, just give me the usual.
- Oh, thank goodness.
You had me really nervous there.
- I'm feeling a little weird.
- What, like you ate some bad sushi?
- No, it's like I'm feeling emotions?
- Emotions?
- Is that a thing?
Did I just make that up?
- I don't know.
Let me Google it.
- I don't even know how to talk about it, man.
- Then don't. - You're right.
I'll just suppress it.
- Suppress the emotion.
- Hey, man, you ready to go out tonight
and paint the town red?
- Ah, you know, red is very last season,
so I think we should go with more of a yellow ochre.
- Oh, my gosh, you are so right.
What was I thinking?
- But yes, I am ready to go out tonight
and paint the town yellow ochre.
- Hello, sir. Do you have a few minutes?
- Uh, not really.
I'm going to an important meeting.
- But sir, I'm here for the children.
- The children?
- Yes. - Oh, my gosh.
Please, give me your full speech.
Excuse me, ma'am, do you have a few minutes?
- Ma'am, we're here for the children.
- Hey, let's plan our international trip together.
- Okay. Where should we go?
- Hmm, how about Greece?
- Okay, I just booked our flights.
We leave at 10 p.m. tomorrow.
- Tomorrow?!
You couldn't find anything sooner?
- And so for all of those reasons, you are incorrect,
and capitalism is superior to socialism.
- Your argument is riddled with logical inconsistencies
too numerous to delve into.
- So is yours, bucko.
- You think you can argue my side better?
- I think so.
You think you can argue my side better?
- I know I can.
- Well, then, looks like we need to switch sides
and have this argument all over again.
- Dude, you know, like, stuff?
- Yeah, man, it's like, uh, cool.
- And, um...
- It's just like when you do a thing.
- And people?
- And, uh, yeah.
- Let's never talk in person ever again.
- Yeah, let's just stick to texting.
- Hello, friend. How are things going?
- Wonderful.
I sold my startup this week for a billion dollars.
- Wow.
Congratulations.
- What about you?
- Fabulous.
I took a rocket ship into space and saw Earth
from a perspective very few humans have ever seen.
- That is very cool.
- We are just two happy guys.
- I've never seen you so animated.
- I've always felt so isolated,
like no one could ever relate to me
because I'm so different.
- I actually relate to that.
- You relate to me feeling like no one can relate to me?
- Yeah.
- Um, I'm not sure how I feel about that.
- The fact that I can relate to you
feeling like no one can relate to you means
that our feelings are not actually a reflection of reality.
- Aw, crap.
- Which ruins the special feeling
of feeling like no one can relate to your feelings!
- That was my favorite feeling!
- Yes! I relate to that, too!
- Stop relating to me!
- Sorry. - Sorry.
- It's such a relief that I have a friend like you
who I can just be myself around.
- Yeah, I feel the same way.
- Yeah.
Guess I'll start being myself.
- Me, too.
- Uh, do you need some help being yourself?
Because I can help with that.
- I don't think you can, but I can help you be yourself.
- No one can help me there.
- Maybe we should just stop being ourselves.
- Oh, thank goodness.
Yes.
- Whoo, what a relief.
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