At Vat19, we celebrate bacon in all its wonderful forms.
But what if we swapped out the real bacon strips in our BLT
with these crazy bacon-tasting goodies?
Let's find out.
Let's eat some BLTs.
LTs with some other kinds of B.
All right.
So on our sandwich we have bread.
Oh, delicious-looking toast.
Little bit of mayo.
Got some lettuce.
Lettuce.
And you got your T.
The ripe tomato.
We're substituting the B with--
Gummy bacon.
We got ourselves gummy bacon.
Oh, it's stuck to the plate.
A gummy B on a real--
A what?
--LT.
A what?
A gummy B--
So this is not bacon-flavored, though.
Is it not?
You can smell it.
This is, like, cherry.
I feel like this is going to be good.
It looks good.
Why wouldn't it be good?
I think the texture of all the bread
is going to be weird because I'm going
to keep chewing that gummy and the bread's gonna just be like,
what's going on in your mouth, dude?
I'm supposed to be swallowed by now.
[INAUDIBLE]
Hm.
That's weird.
I like the flavor of the gummy, but mixing
with the tomato and the mayo--
I know.
I think it's kind of good.
I'm really enjoying most of it.
But, like, it's like two sides of my brain
are like, I really like that.
I really like that.
It's like putting M&M's on your steak or something.
It's just, like, not really working.
I didn't like it.
She did.
On my patented Eric scale, I give it a uh.
I give it a hey.
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Bacon popcorn.
I think this one's going to be good.
I'm worried about the mash factor.
You know, like--
I don't know what you're talking about.
Like, the show?
I think this one's going to be the best.
This one's going to be so good.
Prediction.
This one is going to be good.
I'm going to eat this whole thing.
Oh, yeah.
Hm.
Yep.
Confirmed.
So good.
Excellent.
Not as dry as I would've thought.
Not as mashy.
The bacon popcorn is really subtle
compared to the rest of the sandwich.
It kind of tastes like a regular BLT
after the popcorn flavor's gone.
Not bad, guys.
Not bad at all.
It's a win.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Two thumbs up.
Stuff it in my mouth, please.
Why did everybody just look at me when I said that?
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Bacon jam.
Bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam.
Made with real bacon.
This stuff's super good because it's smoky and a little sweet.
You got to get a healthy, healthy scooping of that stuff.
Get a good lump.
So we'll see how the mayo fights having another spread.
Mm.
Hm.
That's really good.
That's got some smokiness.
So we got the sweet going, like on the gummy, which I liked.
This would go well with, like, some barbecue maybe.
It does taste like barbecue.
Yeah.
I think it's a decent substitute.
I don't feel like I need bacon on here.
I would say this is a yeah.
Bacon jam BLT, definitely.
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Oh.
Ooh.
Lester.
A liquid.
How's that gonna work?
I don't know.
Normally, I wouldn't put soda on a sandwich.
It's not the typical form.
We're going to just experience it all over our bacon, lettuce,
and tomato right now.
Oh, gosh.
I'm going to make mine traditionally,
where you pour it right--
Sort of like an open-faced.
--on the top.
Weird.
It doesn't really overpower too much.
It just kind of made it all wet.
It's, like, fizzing.
The carbonation's still in there.
It's, like, still bubbling.
Uh-uh.
Ugh.
The wet bread is not--
It's like you found a sandwich at the bottom
of your refrigerator that was, like,
sitting in that puddle of, like, stuff that
had accumulated at the bottom.
Mm-hmm.
You're like, OK, I'll eat this.
Bacon soda.
Buy it and pour it on your sandwiches.
[INAUDIBLE] sandwich.
I give the bacon soda pfth.
I give it a hm-mm.
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Lester.
What?
Bacon-flavored cotton candy.
They took the bacon soda.
Uh-huh.
They dried it out and now we have to eat it.
I don't hate the smell.
I know.
It doesn't smell bad.
All right.
Well, let's put it on our sandwich.
It kind of looks like insulation.
So first thing you're going to want to do
is open up your drywall.
What the heck?
Well, it disappeared.
Look.
It turned into a weird slime.
Ugh.
Hm.
It dissolves almost immediately.
And it's just almost like sugar.
But it sticks around.
When gets wet it loses its cotton-ness
and it becomes like a jelly.
Oh, it's dripping onto my plate like blood.
Come on, man.
[GAGGING]
Oh, my god.
Kind of like the bacon farted in your mouth.
Yeah, like my mouth has been, like,
Dutch ovened by a bacon fart.
The combination, like--
Yeah.
It--
It's just a big old brrp right in your mouth.
Bacon cotton candy on a BLT, nope.
I don't like it.
I like it by itself.
Do you actually like it?
I still give it a I'd do it again.
I give it a mm.
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Oh, we've made it through the whole video
without doing anything weird, John.
It's been all kind of--
What are we going to do?
Oh.
Crickets.
Freaking crickets?
Bacon and cheese crickettes.
Crickettes.
I used to feed these to my lizard when I had one.
I've never eaten them myself.
Somebody, you know, hired an exterminator and said, hang on.
Don't waste those.
Hm.
That butt is hanging out, right?
See that butt--
Oh, nice.
Yeah.
--just hanging out?
It's got a face.
I don't eat very many things with faces.
Joey?
Yes, Carol?
You drank your own pee.
Filtered.
You can eat a cricket.
You know what?
I don't think I'm going to hate it.
That sounded really crunchy.
But seriously, you're going to close my jaw.
Jaws of life.
Oh, he's in, baby.
I won't let you go down by yourself.
It hits you a little bit of first,
but then it kind of blends in with the bread.
It hurts.
I felt this head hit me between my teeth, smashed.
I mean, is it weird that it feels like it's still
crawling around?
Yes.
It does feel like it.
It poked me in the mouth.
And it was still alive.
[SHUDDERING]
It's gross to look at, but I'd eat another.
No.
Nope.
No, sir.
Nope.
I don't want bugs by themselves.
I don't want them on my sandwich.
Crickettes--
I mean, I don't want them, but, like, they don't weird me out
much for some reason.
Bacon and cheese crickettes--
I give it a hey, why not?
I'd give it a I'll order that.
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It's like bacon came into your room
while you were sleeping and pulled down it's pants
and farted into your mouth.
And I was sleeping with my mouth, like, wide open.
I'm gonna get Ben real good.
And I'm just like--
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