Could Mordecai and Rigby beat Dio?
Twitter got me interested in the topic, and I love entertaining things like this.
Dio, when lowballed, is building level plus in terms of strength and durability.
His speed remains massively faster than light.
On a higher-end, we have him at City Block level plus.
He can also stop time.
The goal is to see what Mordo and Riggs can do against him.
Now, Regular Show is chaotic as it's a stoner-type comedy, so their feats will be everywhere.
For example, Mordecai is strong enough to charge Death Bear and break a wall doing so.
This Death Bear is the same Death Bear that can slash off arms with one strike, take an
ungodly amount of bear tranquilizers, and roundhouse kick?
Did this Bear know karate?
What the hell am I looking at here?
Mordecai's shoulder bash is also a specialty.
He can break into a plain locked shed using the same move.
On the other side, we have Rigby.
He's strong enough to carry Benson and Mordecai while swinging on trees, which takes a lot
of upper body strength.
But you also have earlier Rigby, who can't take a hit at all.
I'm sure we can attribute it to a time thing, though, because most characters get better
over time.
For example, Mordecai gets CJ out of the way from a bazooka blast, and he comes out of
it relatively clean!
Rigby has gotten slammed through a table and died, but it was by Skips, so that's not that
bad.
Right?
Mordekai was able to react and act accordingly against the Hammer who was jumping towards
Skips.
That's pretty fast.
Rigby embraces his inner platformer and jumps over a bunch of logs correctly.
In addition to that, Rigby was able to hold onto an agitated Muscle Man even when he's
over here throwing himself around and blowing himself up with propane.
As for speed and more strength things, we must go into Mordecai and Rigby's various
forms and items.
As for the regular version of themselves, we got to know through seasons 1-6; they'd
be victims of JoJo donut specialty for the most part.
That means that we're getting into the MEAT and POTATOES of this, you know?
I'm talking Death Kwon Do.
I'm talking The Power.
This strength is the one you get when a teacher makes a joke about you to the class when you
was just asking a question.
It wasn't even that funny, like how am I supposed to say "écureuil."
DEATH KWON DO!
Where am I...
When Rigby learned the art of Death Kwon Do, he became an extreme threat.
He could send Muscle Man and Skips of all people flying.
When he hit Pops, he ACTUALLY flew.
What surprised me more was that this is a regular feat in fiction, and apparently, this
is only wall level.
But now, the next following feat makes even more sense because Mordecai tanks all of Rigby's
hits in his "Death Kwon Do" form.
Mordecai tanks bazooka blasts regularly, so it's nothing in his "Death Kwon Do" state.
I also have a calc using the crater that Rigby made, and using the whole "spherical cap"
and vaporization formula used in some scaling ended up making this feat City-Block level.
But, I could be wrong, so I'm open to the idea of hard lowballing to "large building
level."
So with Death Kwon Do, Dio, Mordecai, and Rigby may be at a similar level.
That would leave it to a battle of skill and attrition, and I honestly think with Time
Stop, Dio has those two beat.
"Come on dude, don't be a jerk."
- Season 2, Episode 27 Ok!
Ok, fine.
JoJo fans, the attempt at bias is over.
The boys are in town.
God of Basketball powered Mordecai and Rigby.
BOOM!
The Power Keyboard episode.
"Telling Dio, to send him to his room.
Telling Dio, to send him to the moon."
If Mordecai and Rigby put in that call, the Baby ducks are coming through here.
You know whose gonna be smoking on that Dio pack?
Hyperduck Extreme-Park Variant.
Do you know who smokes harder?
Hyperduck Ultimate-Fury Giga Wing.
Do you want to see an unreasonable amount of overkill?
Hyperduck-Kingbreaker White Lightning.
But for the most part, that's with additional help.
I'd like to count when they survived a planet exploding and when they got blasted into one
from space, but this with the attempt in support from Pop's awakened state.
When it comes to Mordecai and Rigby alone, they're pretty regular guys.
And Regular isn't enough to take out Dio.
Hopefully, I'll see you all in the next one.
Until then, peace out, and God speed.