What’s up podcast listeners? Lana Loud, here!
You may be wondering where I am right now.
Well, it's only the most awesomest place I know.
Let me introduce you to some of my BFFFs!
That's best furry friends forever. Pet call!
[barking]
He is 44 pounds of pure beef!
Loves cold hotdogs, sniffing butts and snapping at imaginary flies!
Meet Rocket the German Pinscher!
[barking]
Whoa, Rocket Man. Hotdog breath!
We also have a tabby who ain't too shabby!
She's got the voice of an angel 'cause she is one.
It's Feline Dion!
[meowing]
And last but certainly not least is my best bird buddy.
He's a cockatoo with a sick do!
[laughing]
I've been working on his self-esteem.
I almost forgot. Listeners, say hello to the head volunteer at the shelter.
She's Luna's other better half. Sam!
♪ Good to be here, Lana ♪
She likes to serenade the animals with her ukulele.
They really love it.
♪ Look into their eyes and it's easy to See how happy all my furry ♪
♪ Little friends can be. Look into their ♪ Eyes and you'll be sure doesn't matter ♪
♪ If they have two legs or four ♪
♪ Or even if they potty on the floor ♪
Hey! What's with all the balloons?
I'm setting up for adoption day! Oh, can you give me a hand?
Hey, bad Lana. No popping the decorations.
But Sam! If my BFFFs get adopted I might not ever see them again!
Look. I totally get it, Lans.
It's hard to let them go but we don't want them to stay here forever.
They should have good homes.
Ugh.
Speaking of, it sounds like we have a possible adopter at the door.
Greetings, animal weirdos. I was wondering...
Hey there, Flip. you here to adopt? You look like a dog guy.
Can I interest you in a terrier?
[gasping]
I know! I've got the perfect pup for you!
- Wait! I'm not... - How do you feel about [indiscernible]
Awe, not Slobmarley! He’s our number one slobber!
Gah! Ahh!
[barking]
I’m drownin’ over here! Ahh!
Good boy, Slob.
I think you got the wrong idea. I ain't here for no companion.
- Oh, you're not? Oh, sweet! - I'm here to use the pet spa facilities.
See?
Pet spa? You mean this hose?
I'm taking one of these free cookies for the road.
- Flip knows that's a dog biscuit, right? - Uh, one more hurt him.
Honestly, it's probably the healthiest thing he's eaten all day.
Hmm. Well, that was a bust.
You like probiotic grain sandwiches?
[burping]
Ick. I'm good with the dog biscuits.
Cool.
Remember, we want these guys and gals to find forever homes.
You just gotta...
♪ Pet parenting can be Totally thrilling ♪
Listeners...
Well, hello there, Lana Loud.
Oh! Hey, Mayor Davis! You here to adopt?
Have a seat. I got some questions.
[squeaking]
- Oh! - And watch out for the chew toys.
- How official. - Why do you want a pet?
Dogs are a big responsibility.
I also have a big backyard, tons of toys, and give really great hugs.
Fine. Let's start in the dog room.
There are some cuties in here! Uh…
Yeah, that's Greg.
We weren't sure where to put him but he seems to really get along with the dogs.
But not the mini horses. Don't ask.
[neighing]
[gasping]
I'll take this little pumpkin!
Oh no listeners! She's pointing at Rocket!
Uh, what? I gave him that name!
Or a...
Do you want a belly rub? Do you like the name, Chubby Wubby Tubby Nubby?
Rocket is a German Pinscher. That means
[grunting]
Yeah, but I'm gonna need to make sure you can keep up with him.
- How many miles can you run? - Huh?
Jog in place and go!
[gasping]
I shouldn't have
Oh!!
I'll have my people get in touch with your people.
We’ll talk about Rocket soon.
Well, listeners…
If an ex marathon runner or pro athlete comes in here, that's one thing.
But I do not think Mayor Davis can keep up with Rocket.
[whimpering]
Ahh! Wow!
Cheryl, what are you doing here?
I saw a little o'l sign hung up in the coffee shop and I thought...
girl, you should pick yourself up a furbaby. Yes you should.
- We'll see if you've got what it takes. - For what?
So...
Well, I am what you'd call a kitty cat type.
I like kittens. I like kitten heels. I like kittens in heels.
I like kittens in heels and inspirational kitten calendars.
Ooh! What about this princess right here?
Eh, I don't know.That's Feline Dion and she hates wearing heels.
[meowing]
Awe! She’s as precious as a baby newt in a bonnet! Yes you are!
Eh heh, slow your roll, Cheryl.
What kind of future do you see for you and Feline?
How do you plan on supporting her hopes and dreams?
Wow! A lotta questions. Where to start? Well,
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Feline won’t be sleeping in your bed?
Sweetie. I gotta case of the Jimmy legs.
Noted.
What?!
Nice little jingle always helps me tinkle!
No, you don’t understand.
Oh, Honey.
[gasping]
Less stalling. More singing.
Well, I. I guess I could try.
I’ll drum on the kitty litter.
Uh, Cheryl…
Cheryl!
[foghorn blowing]
Honey, you scared the ticker right outta me!
Uh, it’s okay. We’re used to accidents around here.
Bu…
I don’t think this is gonna work out, Cheryl.
Another swing and a miss, listeners. She wasn’t right for you, Feline.
[meowing]
You deserve like a professional opera singer or something.
Uh, do you guys hear something?
- May I enter? - Hey, Dante. Is that coming from you?
It’s my entrance music.
Your sister, Lucy, tells me that you might be able to assist me.
It must be mysterious and foreboding with dark plumage.
Sorry.
[squawking]
Uhh.
[squawking]
Uhh, that bird is brighter than the fire of 1,000 suns.
[squawking]
- Yeah, but I got a dark energy. - Oh, that works.
- Yes, he can! - Zip it, Ron. He needs to be vetted.
Well, I’ve bat sat Fangs for Lucy. I even took him to the movies once.
- He’s a big fan of the rom-coms. - Noted.
Is there anything else I should know?
Uh, yeah, that’s a no go for me.
[squawking]
Ron could use a new do.
[squawking]
Shhh!
Listen Dante, while we’re talkin’ specifics, I should also mention that
Captain Ron will only eat if you physically feed him.
- Like, hand feed him? - No, mouth feed him.
Like a mama bird. Here, I’ll show you.
[gagging]
Now you give it a try. Quick,
[groaning]
I don’t know.
[squawking]
Wait! I’m flexible!
[squawking]
Dang. Can you believe this, listeners? We haven’t found one decent adopter.
Lana, I’m back! Good news!
They threw in some free seaweed with the grain sandwiches.
[burping]
[sighing]
[meowing]
Lana, why are none of the animals adopted?
Uh, yeah. We really haven't had anyone come by.
Yep, it’s been real slow.
[squawking]
Liar, liar. Pants on fire.
[squawking]
Why are you doing this to me, Ron?
Look Lana, I know you love these animals and you’re gonna miss them when
they get adopted. But they belong in good homes.
But nobody who came in today was good enough for my BFFFs.
You sure about that?
Or are your standards just impossible high because you’re afraid to let them go?
[sighing]
Maybe you’re right. I can see why Luna likes you. You’re pretty smart. I guess.
♪ I’m proud of you, Lana ♪
- Sam, I’m on the phone! - Oh, sorry.
Okay, listeners. Lans is back and
- Mom, Dad! I’m home! - Hey Honey!
How was the shelter?
It was adoption day and all the animals found good homes! And...
Flip, Cheryl, Mayor Davis, and Dante said I could come visit my BFFFs
Oh, isn’t that sweet?
[baaing]
Right, we’re still working on a home for Greg.
Why is there a goat in our room?!
[squealing]
Uh, coming! Okay, listeners. Gotta jet!