That's good, that's good also uh
Hi, I don't like my hair. What?
I've never liked it
ever ever ever!
This is genuinely the best it looks
It kind of looks okay, but then... Ah! Ah!
I just want a hairstyle. Freaking find a place and sit down.
I never go to the hair salon, ever!
That's just like, just like not my vibe!
Everyone's been so mean every time I've ever gone.
I just don't understand people spending so much money for a hairc(ut)
I just... I don't get it. I get like having hair you like, that's something I get.
Well I don't get that but. I want to get it. I I have it
Just kidding, I like my hair. I love my hair. Uh!
Uh! I look like I'm in the 80's!
The video is cancelled, I love it.
Let's just freakin go dude. I trim my hair like once a month,
meaning, whoever's around, anybody who's around
I give them a pair of scissors, and I say please. And they just do it.
They're always afraid to mess up like oh but I'm gonna mess up.
I don't care. I don't care if you... I don't. This is so dumb.
It doesn't matter. Oh god!
I hate hair.
I would shave it all off if I thought that would look better
but it probably wouldn't, so...
Let's wait until I have another mental breakdown. So I
So I found this thing that came out in like the 90's,
It's called a Flowbee and it combines electric shears with a vacuum.
Does that sound like something I should have?
Nooope!
So I ordered an original one from eBay.
I also should not have access to eBay either.
Okay, this actually is just the box it came in.
Hold on, okay, hold on...
Oh my god! That felt like giving birth!
Et... voilà... (she speaks French)
This is the flowbee, as seen on TV,
Always means it's good... [ironic]
I didn't see that before.
It's pretty easy.
It's a vacuum for your head.
I mean
I don't know about you. This kid freakin loves it so...
That's about to be me.
It looks as old as it is.
Why did I buy this used? Is there a date on this?
1993!
So, it's still younger than me.
Let's open this baby up.
Ohh!
Cuute!
Eww, this is so gross.
I don't want to touch this
but I'm gonna put it on my head.
Good old Ziploc bag.
Like...
Like.. This is a new one, this is an old one
Gross, gross!
High gross!
I don't even know what this freakin piece of skin is doing in the bag.
This one's extra gross.
There's, there's gunk.
Oh okay
You know I should have tested this before,
to see if it works.
Didn't even do that, okay?
So like if this doesn't happen.
Wow! Did I just waste a lot of time?
Let's just watch a quick little instructional vid...
I'm Brian Collins, thank you for purchasing the Flowbee.
Proper suction is the key, to getting great looking haircuts, with no cleaner.
I don't know, I don't have time, let's do it.
We've got the machine...
freaking skin is just flying around...
What if this doesn't work?
That's stupid, it's gonna work, okay?
It smells like a library
which is kind of just what the 90's smelled like, so that's good.
Oh, my! There's just hair still on it.
Just lots of hair.
I hate this!
Should I clean it?
Yes!
Am I going to?
No
Oh my god! Do I need a vacuum?
Oh, a user guide. What, YOUR vacuum cleaner?
I thought this like came with a vacuum. I don't know
Alright, hold on.
I got a vacuum cleaner.
I don't know where, but I found one.
Oh, bitch!
What are you supposed to do when you own a vacuum from the 21st century?
This vacuum has like 17 tubes.
I am a genius!
This is the opposite of a genius...
You know when you just like don't think you should do something,
but then you're doing it.
Okay
It's officially plugged in...
It works!
That is so terrifying!
I don't want that on my head!
Now, I do...
Wow! Also my hair is dirty
I didn't think this was the occasion to wash it.
Can I just watch another tutorial?
So nice...
As simple as that.
So nice. Would you look at that?
So like I don't feel good about this.
We gonna need a...
Maybe if you get lower, I'll get it like this.
I shouldn't be doing this...
I should have watched more of the tutoriaaaaaaal!
I mean... this side looks worse. Um...
Yeah, that was good!
That one cut it!
Oh, shit!
It's like a paper shredder...
Take all of it!
My hair looks the same!
I don't know, I don't know...
Yeah, I know I don't like it.
Flowbee, more like
Oh, no be!
More like no be!
I guess I wanted something more drastic, you know?
I wanted just like...
Uh? Uuuh?
Oh no, I get it.
Uh? Uuuh? No!
I'm kidding, I got it...
Uuuh!
I mean, I got a haircut
The Flowbee is like equivalent
to somebody chewing your hair off.
Just if someone was just like
gnawing on it for an hour...
Okay, fail! Absolute fail!
And not even in the entertaining kind of way
just a flat-out fail!
Weeeell folks,
I thought I was gonna have a new hairstyle.
I... tried!
I think my hair is just supposed to be like this...
Anyhow, if you liked the video
make sure to give it a thumbs up and subscribe.
It means a lot.
I still need a haircut
but for now that's it for me.
So I will see you later suckers!
Bye!
Oh, there's an emergency...
Get 'em! Get 'em!
Go get 'em!
Save 'em!
Yeaaaaah !