how would dolores like deactivate
i can't do it too good too good
hey guys welcome to stir crazy i'm josh
just one grammy emmy oscar and tony from
my egot
my guest today is the absurdly talented
star of westworld and the new movie
kajillionaire
it's evan rachel wood hey josh it's good
to see you you were uh you were one of
the first people outside of my family i
spoke to
when this all went down really early on
have you survived your spring and summer
of homeschooling how are you doing
school's starting tomorrow
so so we'll see how that goes summer's
been
good uh uh a wonderful mixture of chaos
and
priceless family moments i was telling
you before i'm a big fan of this new
film kajillionaire and i like that
it follows the biggest animated film of
all time frozen two this
i feel like sums up evan rachel wood in
a nutshell
disney princess and indie darling right
like this is so seen right now josh
very seen if you had to assign
percentages is it
which part is disney which part is an
independent spirit
probably more disney honestly
congratulations on another great season
of westworld do you have a favorite kind
of dolores
ism you've kind of created in crafting
your character because the physicality
has been so important
to the character right right from the
beginning um what small or big choices
did you make about sort of how she would
move
that you appreciate still or you like
i'm i'm somebody who's very kind of
animated and
and jagged and weird and goofy and she's
just so
graceful and precise and
slow and um i actually fell asleep doing
a scene once because
she's so stupid the zen
yeah just very zen but i loved little
things that i threw in like when she's
in kind of killer mode
she doesn't move her arms when she walks
it's like something that we naturally do
as humans because it propels us forward
but she's a robot she doesn't have to do
that she's just
solid so if i see you striding towards
me on the street and your arms aren't
moving i should
get the out of dodge she's in kill
mode
um and she does kind of have a weird
thing where she looks
in the direction that she wants to move
her head before she moves her head like
little weird things like that now as you
demonstrated the way you kind of
gesticulate part of me kind of wishes
dolores was just sort of like
hey welcome to westworld everybody
i'm gloria oh god
messing up a scene as dolores is
humiliating because
she's so she's so serious you know
everything is just so serious so when
you say
like when you say the wrong line it's
just ridiculous
because right you know you've just
turned something so beautiful and
serious into something
so stupid so quickly i've got some
provocative would you rather questions
for you will you indulge me
would you rather live in westworld or
arendelle ah
well arendelle i mean really right
i think that's the right answer right i
think that's right yeah yeah
would you rather only eat breakfast or
dinner the rest of your life
what's your what's your breakfast of
choice um i make something
called fancy toast
which i can't believe i'm admitting i
call him fancy jones
because it is it's fancy it's uh it's
just it's like
toast with olive oil and herb butter
and um hard-boiled eggs and like
radishes and um uh
like cilantro on top so stupid you know
what
it's not stupid it's fancy it's it's
it's fancy all right it's fancy toast
finally would you rather have a mouthful
of bees
or one bee in your butt
honestly i think this is my favorite
question i've
ever been asked you know what i can't
even take credit for it evan
cause dakota johnson asked me this
question on a previous episode so it's
the dakota johnson memorial question
but i'm gonna take credit for it today
thanks cody um
i'm gonna go with a mouthful of bees
only because i'm pretty sure
bees don't always sting you even when
they're in your mouth
like they can be pretty docile if you're
not um messing with them
you know if you were just really still i
don't know about being the butt though i
think that
that first of all for being second of
all it's gonna sting you it's going to
sting you and it's going to die and it's
going to die in your butt
and like we just don't need that we
don't need that
i have asked that to a lot of people you
are the first person on record to prefer
a mouthful of bees again no way don't
know what that says
yes what is that oh okay
so in kajillionaire you're kind of part
of a family that's that's scamming
people um would you say are you somebody
that is gullible
or would you fall prey to a scam i don't
think so but you tell me
really you'd be surprised i have fallen
for the
um hey listen to my cd cool now give me
20 bucks
for that cd what like i've definitely
had that happen
yeah you're just being a nice supportive
artist that's right i really like
just trying to be nice i have an
icebreaker
on stir crazy just this has nothing to
do with what we were talking about but
would you mind giving me the last
four digits of your social security
number okay maybe not
that your character and this this family
uh
break a lot of laws in in the film how
many laws have you broken
have you ever been arrested evan i have
not been arrested
i may have broken some laws uh
in high school um my friends and i
were really really bored and we created
a
group called the berets and to be
in the berets which each of us wore a
different color parade
again board high schoolers you had to
steal lipstick from a drugstore so i i
did i did steal
lipstick once that's literally the
extent of your
rule breaking you've kind of
disappointed me in a way you know
aside from any sort of recreational
drugs that may have been legal that you
know
who knows should we play some charades i
feel like you're gonna be good at this
evan yeah okay maybe yeah we'll see
oh you're playing you're playing it cool
you know you're gonna be really good at
this
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okay all right
movie four words
uh first word um
writing oh taking notes um oh it's
interesting
uh you you want to talk to me you're
talking to me
a taxi taxi driver um
reporter um stenographer
reporting um
we're talking interview interview the
vampire
i was like how do i describe what we're
doing right now i feel like vampire
would have been the easier way to go but
you went to interview
i respect that i started there i was
about to jump to vampire if
we were if we were on that any longer oh
okay
um four words
first word
you person
i okay
fourth word
oh oh oh walrus
i am the walrus yes
i was doubting i even knew what a walrus
looked like but you got it
amazing wow
we're going pro we're going pro evan we
did it congratulations on
both westworld and kajillionaire you
know i'm always a fan of what you're up
to
um how should we end this should we end
this in in westworld style like how
would dolores like deactivate
how do we kind of go off uh
i can't do it too good do good
you