The Death Zone, the Zone of No Return, and the Forbidden Zone; all the Zones have names
like that in the Galaxy of Terror.
For the universe itself is one of endless peril, overflowing with brain slugs, space
whales, gargoyles, regular whales, moon worms, hoverfish, bone vampires, and Al Gore.
If civilization is ever to survive, it will be through the high ideals of tolerance, courage,
and common purpose, through the Democratic Order of Planets or DOOP.
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The Democratic Order of Planets is an interstellar federation consisting of hundreds of worlds
across numerous galaxies.
While not formally unified under any centralized authority, member worlds enjoy a type of limited
collective governance, defense treaties sanctioned by the DOOP armed forces, and various humanitarian
and alientarian agreements.
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The armed forces of the Democratic Order of Planets consist of two major branches, the
DOOP Navy and DOOP Army.
Each force is strictly voluntary, with citizens able to join and resign at will, except during
times of war.
As a sign of DOOPs utmost respect for its fighting men, women, and children in uniform,
every member of the armed services is bestowed with a 5% discount at every Earthican store.
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DOOP military forces, under the command of legendary
25 Star General, the Man With No Name Zapp Brannigan, preferred to attack weak, undeveloped,
or defenseless targets.
Even so, during the campaigns against the pacifists of the Ghandi Nebula, the weak and
womanlike Spiderians, and in particular, the killbots of the Octillian System, DOOP forces
suffered heavy losses.
The Nimbus, flagship of the DOOP fleet, represented the greatest concentration of firepower resultant
from a sustained runaway military budget.
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DOOPs 400 million dollar headquarters was constructed above the Neutral Planet, but
after a freak mishap during the opening ceremonies of the station, it blew up.
The headquarters was then moved back to Weehauken, New Jersey on Earth.
Impurities?
In my Walrus Juice?
It’s more likely than you think.
Extreme Walrus Juice is the only Walrus Juice, ok forget it I’m done.
This is getting obnoxious.
It used to be about the alternate worlds man, I don’t even know what we’re doing anymore.
We sold out.