Hey, I’m Chad Wild Clay and I’d like to say welcome to the 23,000 new subscribers
who joined us over the past month.
Very happy to have you here.
Last week we did a parody of Scarce, but 20 years in the future.
And I asked you guys, Who should I parody next?
By far the number one most requested person Leafy Is Here so let's find out what is Leafy
doing on YouTube twenty years from now.
Let's take a look.
Well what’s up guys and welcome back to a brand new video on the golly gee go lucky
internet.
And when I say guys that includes girls, transgenders, bigenders, genderfluids, non-binary, and artificial
intelligence viewers as well.
If you’re new here this is a politically correct safe space that is all inclusive for
all peoples, non-peoples and poly-species, as well... all except CIS White males, but
no I’m completely joking, with that being said let’s just get right into this shizow,
ba ba ba ba, but yeah let’s just check our privilege and dive right into it.
So today as you probably already guessed from the title we're gonna be talking about “Frozen
Elsa is a Cannonball”.
You see over the last few days I have been getting spammed on pretty much everything
on the same shenanigans - and that of course is something on the lines of this
uh hey uh hey Leafy, could you make a video about this video here where the friendly neighborhood
Spider-man shoots frozen Elsa out of a cannon?
Don’t you see how a CIS-gender Superhero is oppressing a sub-temperature multi-water
feminist?
Consensual cannon blasting is always rape!
And on top of that, uh well if you don’t do it I’m gonna sit down during the National
Anthem, and pull out my phone and unsubscribe from you as well!
No, but pretty much everybody on the golly gumdrop internet it feels like recently has
been pretty much begging me to make a video and give it the ole Leafy Social Justice Review.
But with that all being said, today I woke up, I was feeling pretty good, everything
was going alright, got my cup of fair-trade vegan coffee, was cooking some f-eggs (flaxseed
egg substitute of course), and you know I am having a good morning.
Shortly after eating some f-eggs and you know drinking my cup a coffee on this 18th of aug….wait,
today’s august 18th?
It’s my birthday today.
Wait.
No but seriously, I just turned 40 years old.
Where did the last 20 years go?
I used to speak so freely, and say what I thought, and when my brain thought something
I’d just say it.
But then YouTube became advertiser friendly, SJW friendly, PC, I had to adapt, I had to
censor myself.
I became not only a CIS-male but I literally became a Sissy!
And now, I’m grown ass man!
I’m a 40 year old grown ass man!
No seriously guys, this shit has got to stop.
Starting today, starting right now I’m going back to my old self, back to when I bullied
little kids, when I roasted other YouTubers, when I tore them new-assholes, when I hated
everything, when I was happy.
Well what's up guys.
Welcome back to a brand new video on the god damn internet.
It feels good to say that.
And it feels good to get back to my old game play footage.
Today I want to talk about the state of YouTube and what all the other big YouTubers are doing
because this shit on this website has gotten bad.
I mean the videos that are being uploaded to this website right now are some of the
biggest pieces of bullshit that have ever been uploaded to the internet through all
of human history.
Because YouTube is dead.
Looks guys, I don’t know if you’ve heard but some shit is going down.
Ok, YouTube is at it’s final stage and I’m talking about death.
YouTube, this is the, eh the, you know what, this is the end of YouTube, alright!
It's over!
I mean we got the biggest channels on YouTube being kids channels, I mean we got YouTubers
dressing up as superheros, I mean we got a god damn YouTuber running for president, i-i-i-i-i-i-it’s
just over dude!
I mean I swear to god I never thought I would see this day.
I mean you can’t even swear on YouTube anymore cuz if you say fu…
No but seriously, as many of you guys know there’s been quite a shitstorm on YouTube
and ...wait, am I allowed to say that?
Are you guys going to censor me if I…
No, guys, there’s been a complete utter shitstorm on youtube recently and as many
of you guys know a lot of YouTubers have actually quit or started to making family friendly
content and after actually watching all this shit go down and seeing this complete cluster
fuck in front of my face, I decided I would make my own video on uh...well the quote unquote
- end of YouTube itself, and just go into what’s been actually going down, and obviously
what I think of the whole thing as well.
And with that all being said and without further ado, let’s just get right into this shit...
So basically in a nutshell about 20 years ago YouTube had these “Advertiser friendly
guidelines” but never enforced them as hard as uh, well hmmm let’s just go with as hard
as Hitler himself would.
But yeah, pretty much they literally made it so you could not make money from your videos
if you so much as even swore in your video, they got so strict with enforcing these guidelines
I heard rumours that YouTube literally hired trained assassin ninjas to pay you a visit
in the middle of the night, tie you down to your bed, waterboard you, and make you re-enact
two girls 1 cup until you promised them you’d never swear on YouTube again!
But yeah let’s get into what happened with videos YouTube after this started happening.
I mean shit don’t get me wrong guys, I’d agree to do whatever they asked too if I was
put in this situation as well.
But yeah, let’s get into the aftermath of YouTube’s new police state.
No but seriously guys, first off we have Markiplier, who used to be the fucking Morgan Freeman
of YouTube, he used to be the God Damn voice of God on YouTube, I mean listen to the god
damn beautiful voice this guy has...
Hello ladies and gentlemen of the internet.
And Welcome back.
All you need to do is sit back, relax, and enjoy the life of pretty itty bitty little
kitty.
As he swipes his itty bitty little kitty paws..
Well, apparently the waterboarding ninjas paid little Markipoo a visit one night because
over night Markimoo-moo went from sharing his angelic voice from the heavens with everyone
on this hell on earth that is YouTube to never speaking in videos ever again!
I mean literally the next day he uploads a video of him just looking at a banana for
5 minutes!
OK so just first thoughts….uhh….what?
A banana?
I mean shit don’t get me wrong guys, I love a nice big hard fully ripe banana in my mouth
as much as the next guy but to only stare at it?
And for his next video, what did he do the next day?
Uploaded a video of him literally eating breakfast for 5 minutes.
Uh eh what?
I mean, uh eh this is a 26 year old fully grown man, a grown ass man!
And he’s eating a breakfast!
No, but seriously guys, day after day Markiplier continued uploading videos of him not talking,
of him not really doing anything, because that’s what YouTube wanted, and Markiplier
didn’t want another little visit from ninjas in the middle of the night.
And with that all being said, all the other great youtubers JackSepticEye, JacksFilms,
JackValeFilms, JinxWatchingJacksFilms, JacksFilmsWatchingJinxWatching Jacksfilms, JackFrags, JackandJack, Matthias
all started doing the same thing, uploading videos of them doing literally nothing
like this one here of Matthias sleeping on a box.
So when it comes down to it guys, when YouTube doesn’t want you making certain type of
content, they’ll figure out a way to change you.
So let’s get into what happened with these YouTube channels once this started happening.
I mean shit don’t get me wrong guys, I had to change my channel to a SJW friendly channel
as well.
But yeah, let’s get into the fallout of YouTube’s greatest channels.
No, but seriously guys, all of these great YouTube channels started losing subscribers
and many of them eventually shut down as well.
And with that being said, let’s just say that that left room for the rise of all the
children friendly channels to come in and take over all of YouTube.
And that of course well is exactly what we’re about to get into...
I mean look, here’s a perfect example.
First off we have Ryan’s Toy Review who very quickly became one of the top 3 most
popular channels on all of YouTube.
I mean shit don’t get me wrong, it was cute when the kid was 6 years old
Today we're gonna make a big mess in my room with 30 ball pit!
No, but seriously guys it’s been 20 years and the dude is literally 26 years old!
He’s a grown ass man who is literally still playing with children's toys!
It's completely movie accurate!
No!
What are you doing?
That's not how it lands.It goes shhhhh
And that of course brings us to the #1 most subscribed channel on all of YouTube.
So lets get into the cancer that eats all other cancers for breakfasts and then washes
them down with the blood of Jesus Christ.
No, but yea let’s just get right into it…
So unless you’re fucking Disney, you don’t stand a chance of making it here on YouTube.
But no joke, the #1 most popular channel here on YouTube is Webs and Tiaras where grown
ass men dress up in superhero costumes and prance around in their sneakers.
This channel has become so popular that they even created their own adult version and that
is now the #1 most subscribed over on PornHub!
No, but seriously guys, first YouTube goes family friendly, then pornhub goes family
friendly, but despite all that even our god damn nightly news, which should be reporting
on serious topics like war and terrorism, has gone family friendly as well.
From NBC New World Headquarters in New York.
This is the nightly news with John Scarce.
Hey what's up guys it's Scarce here with a bunch of news for the day.
There's so many stories that went down today that I'll probably...
So basically in a nutshell there is only one way I see that we can get out of this.
And I can’t believe I’m about to say this but, as you guys probably already know we
have a big presidential election coming up, and I’m asking you to vote for Daniel Keem.
I mean shit, don’t get me wrong, when I was in my early 20’s I hated this guy, but
seriously guys I think he’s literally the only person who can turn this country around,
make america great again, and make america not advertiser friendly again, as well.
but...I hope you guys enjoyed this video today and if you did or agreed with anything I said,
if you could leave a like on this video, that would honestly just be awesome and I would
appreciate the shit out of you and not just you but your friends, family members and pets
as well.
And it doesn't end there, no scam and not joke at all, every single person who leaves
a like on this video I will personally fly to your house in my reptilian spacecraft,
abduct you in the middle of the night while you’re sleeping, perform medical experiments
on you and not only make you the the god damn smartest person on the planet but I’ll make
you so sexy people will think you’re a god-damn god.
But wait that’s not all, if you leave a like in the next 30 seconds, I’ll go ahead
and waive all shipping and handling charges as well as throw in a one week free trial
membership to the illuminati, just be sure to punch in code HISS during checkout.
No, but seriously guys, long story short, after I upload this video, Webs & Tiaras has
900 million subscribers and they’re fans are pretty much gonna attack this video, and
dislike it.
No, but seriously guys if you could leave a like on this video I would appreciate the
shit out of you.
And um yeah.
I hope you guys enjoyed this video regardless.
And thank you so much for watching and all your support.
And I hope you guys are having a great day today.
And peace out.
See ya.
I really want to thank you guys for all the awesome support on these past few YouTuber
parodies, this new series I've been doing.
I'm having a lot of fun doing it, you guys seem to really like it too so thank you, it
really keeps me going, keeps me motivated and makes it really fun.
So thank you guys again.
Don't forget to let me know down below who I should parody next and I will see you real
soon.
Bye Bye.