• From talking about bacon, to answers that take inappropriateness to a whole new level,
we count 35 hilariously wrong answers that kids wrote on tests.
35 – Fuck a Duck, • Sometimes it’s really hard to tell if
a kid is just dumb, or if their parents should learn to control their mouths, hopefully they
didn’t learn that word because the parents had to explain exactly what they were doing
in the bedroom.
34 - Bacon, • I love bacon as much as the next person,
but I really don’t think that bacon is always the answer, especially when it comes to astronomy.
• Although, we can’t see the table, maybe it’s a literal table with bacon all over
it and the kid is actually a genius.
We may never know the answer to this conundrum. 33 – Hard Water,
• I can see where they got confused, but really if you’re in what I can only assume
is chemistry, it’s pretty obvious this person is just being a total smart-arse who never
really paid much attention in school.
• But at least they were brief.
32 – Free Press, • Personally I’d give this kid the right
answer, you just can’t be sure that this isn’t a commonly used phrase in the particular
place that they live.
• But then that’s just one reason of many that I’m not a teacher, another being that
I never really paid attention in class and I’m not really sure what teachers do apart
from tell you to leave the classroom.
31 – Diabetes, • T.C.
needs to learn more about diabetes, I’ve eaten way more than 29 candy bars and it didn’t
give me diabetes; I got that way before when I visited the Cadbury factory and they let
me swim in the vat.
• Well, by swim I mean steal and by let I mean that I probably shouldn’t have admitted
to this since I won that particular court case.
30 – 1895, • The worse thing about this particular
image is that they didn’t show the next answer, I’m dying to know why 1895 ending
was significant.
• It could change my life, it might change everything.
• Maybe that was the last year in existence and our current reality is just a simulation
of what it might be like in the future.
• Or maybe they just didn’t write anything in the next box, I’ll let you decide what’s
more likely.
29 - Shit, • Unlike before, there’s no way in hell
that Ascha didn’t know exactly what she was saying, it’s pretty damn unlikely to
be aware of the word ‘shit’ while also being unaware what it means.
No, Ascha wrote a swear down for the teacher and they just laughed, saying they couldn’t
even begin to explain it, but really, they know.
• That’s the last time that particular teacher welcomed the kids in their class with
‘Get to work you little shits,’ every morning.
28 – Naming, • This is definitely in the fault of the
question writer, primary school was full of inane crap like that, I mean we all had to
name weird things for authority figures all the time.
I preferred to call the man in the corner Jim, but occasionally I mixed it up by calling
him mister flashy for the man in blue.
27 – Justin Beaver, • I just love that this kid knew about Justin
Beiber’s drunk driving incident, it gives you faith for the next generation of children;
maybe they won’t fall for the latest craze and listen to good music like my favourite
child friendly artists: The Wiggles, Barney and Cannibal Corpse.
26 – Nice Try L’Shane, • Yeah nice try L’Shane, don’t you think
your daughter would have put in at least one woman buying the snow shovels?
Also everyone knows that blizzards only exist in video games and movies.
25 – Penis.
Penis.
Penis, • I can’t tell if this was glued together,
or if the teacher had to turn the page only to find yet another piece of paper populated
entirely by shaft and the word penis written over and over—
• Hang on a minute!
The teacher wrote ‘See me after Class’ with an exclamation mark that has a heart
under it!
Well that changes everything.
Lying about the size of your penis does get you some action.
23 - Hell, • Yep that pretty much sums it up.
Unless you’re penis boy that is.
22 - Milk, • This is possibly the most morbid thing
on the list, but somehow it made me laugh.
Probably because it’s just so relatable, milk just made me so happy as a child.
What did you think I was a child murderer?
Sicko. 21 – Period,
• I wonder which period this class was in.
20 - Eternity, • This one is amazing, it’s not even a
wrong answer but it still deserves to be on the list, can you imagine getting this feedback?
I wouldn’t even be mad, I mean they rated the class at ‘fair’ so I can’t even
imagine what they’d rate their other classes.
19 - Risk, • This kid is a genius, I can just imagine
the teacher staring at the answer going ‘I know I should punish laziness, but it’s
the best damn answer out of all of these, fuck it, they get a tick.’
18 - Laziness, • I mean this kid also was lazy in a creative
way, but look at the date, they wrote this mere days before D day.
17 - Penis, • Don’t you go correcting this kid, they
knew what they wrote, their elephant loves the D, so much so that it doesn’t stop there,
it needs them nuts as well.
16 - Uncreative, • I have to wonder what kind of person would
name their daughter ‘Nuk’, I mean just look at this.
Nuk makes your head a weakness centre, how fucking awful and irresponsible of her parents.
• Oh and apparently this kid was so lazy that they couldn’t even spell ‘complete’
correct more than twice.
15 - P, • Hey, don’t go judging a boy for really
liking to pee, sure he can’t spell correctly, but at least the stream isn’t white.
• Then again, maybe I assumed wrongly, maybe this was written by a girl and her parents
told her to go into boy’s toilets and pee in the urinal, because that might be a problem.
14 – Blastoise, • Well Matthew should have known better
than to choose a Pokémon with weaknesses, hang on a minute – water cannon isn’t
a real move! – that teacher cheated!
On a maths test no less, they should be ashamed of themselves.
13 - Giraffes, • Well they’re not wrong, Giraffes are
goddamn evil.
One time I went to the zoo and it start eating my leaves right out of my hands!
I was going to have those for lunch.
12 - Halocaust, • Why the hell would you admit that you’re
high to your teacher, how dumb do you have to be?
Obviously you make sure they’re not a cop first, amateur.
11 – Wrong Beer Law, • This is wrong on so many different levels:
the teacher took away points when they should have just gotten a 0 and also 1 beer doesn’t
knock anyone out, other than a toddler and toddlers really shouldn’t be drinking beers;
both of these people should be ashamed.
10 – Sideways 5, • To be fair, that really is just a sideways
eight, everyone knows a proper infinity sign is vertically symmetrical, silly teacher.
9 - Chinese, • I’m willing to bet the student knew
their teacher didn’t know Chinese and just threw a bunch of profanities into Google Translate
with the full awareness that they couldn’t fault them, either way they deserve an A.
8 – Here it is, • They really need to update math questions
so that they aren’t so confusing, I mean what the hell are those sideways boobs meant
to be?
7 – Curvy Graph, • If you’re going to describe a graph
at least describe it properly, I mean what the hell is a flat ‘strait’ with an ‘i’
that just doesn’t make sense.
At the very least they got the angle of the axels right.
6 – Silent Hill, • 10/10 horror story, but the maths?
Well I actually have no fucking idea, why are they square-rooting a sideways M?
Sideways things in maths confuse the ever-living hell out of me.
5 – Asshole, • It seems like this kid just stopped reading
after the first sentence, but the again, so did I because maths is boring am I right kids?
Does that make me cool?
Please don’t find out that I watch numberphile. 4 – An Important Lesson,
• Pretty sure the teacher should blame themselves, if this kid didn’t know that puking on electronics
was a bad idea to begin with then they can only blame their teaching methods.
3 - Arty, • For once it isn’t the student that’s
funny.
I mean, the teacher wrote ‘not clear’ unclearly for a reason that isn’t clear
and then they didn’t understand the most basic love story of all time.
• I’m pretty sure they probably shouldn’t be teaching.
2 – Is it Because I’m Black?, • No red cross?
Proof that racism is a science.
• Creationists: 1 • Atheists: 0
1 – 2 Girls 1 Cup • And now for
a
reading
of a deconstruction of the classic film: 2 Girls
1 Cup, enjoy.
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