NICOLE: I'm really excited for this. PADDY: I'm both excited and... "appréhensif."
[French music]
KELLIE: I think it might be like a little stew.
NICOLE: Oh! It's like French onion soup!
MADI: French onion soup is a pretty famous French starter, I'm pretty sure. KELLIE: Yeah.
RYAN: I actually like onions, so... DONAL: There you are, now.
PADDY: It's as if someone was trying to make some soup, and they just... shat some bread on it, like...
MADI: Mmm...
KELLIE:No, it's good MADI: [chanting] Onions! Onions! Onions!
DONAL: Tastes like taters. Tastes like potato crisps
RYAN: That's 'cause there's cheese and onion on it DONAL: [laughing] Ohoho yeah
NICOLE: I- I think this is lovely. Solid soup.
RYAN: Ah, no, I've never had onion soup DONAL: But it's nice
KELLIE: I feel like it tastes a bit summer-y or something
RYAN: No I can guarantee you It's gonna go downhill from here, put it like that DONAL: That's how they do it. That's how they do it
DONAL: Foie gras, is either- is this- am I right- they get a goose and they put in a tube in it
And then they go loads of fat, like McDonald's McDonald's McDonald's and then it gets so fat
MADI: it's kinda interesting thinking about exactly what it's made of- KELLIE: I don't wanna eat this
MADI: -and eating it, and being like "I'm disgusting" KELLIE: Blagh
NICOLE: I eat paté all the time- [Paddy coughs] Oh my God! [chanting and banging table] Vomit! Vomit!
RYAN: So, do you make them so fat that the goose explodes? DONAL: [laughs] Pretty much
MADI: It's kinda like butter... but if butter was a meat
RYAN: [inaudible]
RYAN: The inside of a fig roll
KELLIE: It's like, gross. But like, it's not bad on the bread, but like, eating it... [inaudible]... gross
PADDY: This is what I love about Facts. It's making me taste shit that I never would- never have had before
And then lettin' me know to never have it again
PADDY: So. We've got an egg yolk on top of raw beef.
DONAL: Oh, do you think French people are just messing with us? They're like "Ahhh, this is what we eat the whole time, have it!"
KELLIE: [struggling with the reality in front of her] Like is it- Are we- Like is that, like- Are we a lit- like, is that
NICOLE: Oh my god. This is probably the most hardcore thing that I've ever attempted to try.
KELLIE: It's not healthy to eat that, like like is it allowed
PADDY: Yeah when I asked for medium rare I did not f***ing mean completely raw
DONAL: Ah, no wonder Paddy wasn't happy RYAN: I don't really agree with this already
KELLIE: [mouth full] Ugh. This is fucking rotten MADI: Pray for me, when I'm dead
DONAL: It's not that bad man, kind of tastes like Wasabi. tastes like sushi
KELLIE: like how does a chef make this "Chef, I need a number four." "Yeah, that's great. Just f***ing get it yourself." They don't have to cook anything.
RYAN: I dunno how you're doing this, Donal. DONAL: Ehh, it's kinda like the iron stomach challenge.
RYAN: Yeah, you're impressin' no one DONAL: Yeah, well the comments will decide that, Ryan
[spoon clangs]
DONAL: So many giblets RYAN: what is this?
DONAL: Yeah, well look we'll figure it out right? RYAN: I don't want to figure it out DONAL: We'll figure it out
PADDY:I have a belly full of raw beef and now you lay this shit on me.
KELLIE: That's actually not bad. MADI: it's all right. What, who am I today? It's fine.
RYAN: This is black and purple though, right, but looks like bruises. So basically whatever animal it is, it was beaten today
KELLIE: Just tastes like a coddle MADI: Like yeah, it's a broth.
RYAN: It's chicken and it's... DONAL: It's chicken stew basically, but just uh, one of the chickens had a bad time like
PADDY: [scoffs] I mean it's better.
KELLIE: I think it might be like some sort of caramelized doughnut or something, or like a crêpe
PADDY: Oh, it looks- I'm just gonna- [gasps] it's a pastry. Is it?
RYAN: is it it's afwul. It's really sour
KELLIE: Eh, it was alright. Well, I'll eat it, but I'm not gonna like order again
DONAL: Ahhh, c'est tres bien, merci beaucoup, [inaudible French] Facts, wheyy
[French music]
PADDY: Where's our like- I watched one of the videos that went up the other day, uhh, eating Pringles.
I-I-I, I literally said, can you do a Pringles video, and they do and I'm not even in it and I love Pringles
And then I'm sitting here, eating raw beef. with onions, with egg yolk