Who won?
It's at the end of the video.
Hey! My name is Jobby,
and today, we're taking a look... at the
This character is from a show called Kill la Kill,
which is the heartwarming tale of a girl in a sexy sentient super suit, looking for her father's killer.
She stumbles into a crazy-ass high school ruled over by an oppressive student council president.
And then they fight!
A lot.
Action!
Aliens!
Eyebrows!
This show is NUTS!
I like it.
A l o t .
There's totally a story reason for these outfits, I swear.
The painting and the sculpting on this figure is awesome!
The figure perfectly captures the presence of Satsuki's animated design.
And the coloring on this figure is just-
(muah)
The blue on white is even more striking than Ryuko's red on black.
Her kamui's eyes are cleanly painted,
and these lines are sharp!
ASS for the sculpting,
(HA!)
I haven't seen a nicer plastic butt since the SH Monsterarts Alien!
...What did I just say?
Too bad it limits the hip posability a little bit, but we'll get to that later.
The rest of the body is sculpted v e r y n i c e l y .
(Careless Whisper) The rest of the body is sculpted v e r y n i c e l y .
And check out her chest!
Just LOOK at it!
Hey!
Her eyes are up here.
I love how condescending she looks.
Don't look at me like that!
YOU'RE the one who looks like an attention-hungry cosplayer!
You can also change her face!
She's got a shit-eating grin,
and she's got a-
"Matoi...
"RYUUKOOOOOO-!!!"
face.
And check out her glorious hair!
Even with this weird split, you could get the hair to look amazing!
Sorry, Homura.
We've got a new shampoo model here!
They kinda look alike now that I see them together.
WHAT HAVE I DONE?!!
She also comes with several pairs of hands.
She's got fists,
open hands,
tight grabby hands,
loose grabby hands,
and these cupping hands, so you can do the-
"PIGS IN HUMAN CLOTHING!!!"
pose.
I don't recommend using the tight hands too much.
They'll get loosened up pretty quickly.
Bet Max Factory noticed, because they included an extra tight hand,
and a wrist peg just in case you break that.
The loose hands can hold Bakuzan just fine.
That's her sword, by the way.
Bakuzan looks awesome!
I like this mechanical hilt design,
and the long, black blade is-
AH shit!
Very sharp.
You also ge a separate Bakuzan in the sheath,
but why didn't it just come with an empty sheath that we could stick the sword into?
Ah well.
Guess it keeps the paint from chipping off.
This glossy finish on the sword and the rest of the figure,
makes everything look flashy!
My camera can't really pick it up.
Just take my word for it.
This makes a good contrast to Ryuko's flat finish.
But it's also a tiny issue when you combine her included Scissor Blade with Ryuko's.
There's some sort of innuendo here that I'm not catching on to.
To combine the scissors, you get this tiny piece, which acts as a hinge for the scissors.
You also get an extended Decapitation Mode Scissor Blade.
WOW, this is cool!
Shiny finish...
not-shiny finish.
See what I mean?
But who gives a shit about the paint?!
Just LOOK at this!
Someone's into scissoring!
(nervous laugh)
You see, I told you there was a...
innuendo there. (laughs)
(laughs)
Ah, they're sisters.
And I keep forgetting to mention this thing!
Every Figma figure I've reviewed comes with a sandwich bag to put all your stuff in.
You can label them if you want,
like a mom labels her kids' lunches.
But Satsuki wouldn't know anything about motherly love.
At least not the normal kind.
You also get a stand!
Plug it into her back, and you can get some aerial poses!
And to top off her accessories, you get this cardboard sheet that looks like her troops.
Nice.
And as usual, the stand is posable here,
here,
and here.
The rest of the figure is very poseable.
Pivot at the head,
swivel at the head,
It's kind of limited by her hair, but her hair can move out of the way.
Up and down,
and can rotate.
Limited up and down at the head,
but moving the hair REALLY improves things.
Ball joint at the tip of the shoulders for no reason,
and in and out at the shoulder pad.
This allows the arm to move in and out,
and it opens up the head for an EXTREME SWIVEL!!
If you rotate the peg, you could even get some forwards and backwards.
Ball joint at the arm,
it could extend,
swivel here,
S W I V E L H E R E ,
bend at the elbow,
and up and down at the wrist.
And if you rotate the peg, you can get some side to side.
Up and down at the chest,
limited ball joint,
these straps are extra rubbery, so they bend as you pose the figure.
Now this is where her ass bites her...
in the ass.
There's a ball joint somewhere in here...
but it's useless.
BUTT it's useless!
It's really not a big deal I just wanted to make that pun.
Ball joint at the hips,
swivel here,
SWIVEL HERE!!
Up and down at the ankle,
and a pivot.
Posability is awesome, except for that ball joint that's blocked by the butt.
But a world without booty, well...
that's just not a world I wanna live in.
For a Figma figure, she's pretty big!
Here's Evasion Mode Optimus Prime,
Figma Sayaka Miki,
Figma Ryuko Matoi,
and the SH Monsterarts Godzilla.
Overall, this figure is awesome!
(kissu)
Ahh!
Definitely get this figure if you like Kill la Kill,
or if you enjoy large butts and you're honest about it.
(smack) or if you enjoy large butts and you're honest about it.
If you liked this video, give me a-
WAIT A MINUTE!
I have noodles cooking on the stove.
I'll be right back.
But seriously, though,
thank you all again for participating in the Figma Kyoko Sakura giveaway!
Before I announce the winner, keep in mind that he or she was selected randomly.
The amount of creativity and effort you guys put into these pictures,
makes me feel kinda bad that the winner's random.
But yeah, if you didn't win, it's not because your picture sucked or anything.
All your pictures were awesome!
No...
It's because YOU suck.
You actually don't, though.
I love you.
(drumroll) And the winner of the Figma Kyoko Sakura is...
(drumroll)
Congratulations, man!
(triple kissu)
Ahh! Ahh! Ahh!
Nice picture, too.
So go ahead and email me, or shoot me a message on Facebook or Google+.
I'm gonna need a name and your address,
so I can ship this figure off to you right away!
I'll also need a bank account number,
your Social Security,
a picture of your sister-
As for the rest of you, don't worry about it!
You'll have a chance to win in my next giveaway!
And if you haven't signed up for Gemr yet, you should.
That's where all this giveaway stuff goes down.
Me and Gemr are planning something pretty big.
(evil laughter)
We shall beam a signal from space,
awakening the alien fibers that make up your clothes,
and they shall CONSUME you!
A H H !
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I'll see ya next time!
(attempts to sing some Japanese song but fails miserably)
(back off, creepy bitch)
I dunno how to feel about this.
I mean, tha-
That's her mom!
I-
That's-
That's her mom!
"It was NOT...
"...what I WANTED!!!"