Hello Friends - and because so many of you got upset last time when I didn't say it - Wizards, Witches and
Muggles! Welcome back to my channel. Today we're doing a little short but silly video. I recently
did a video buying some cheap and free things from Wish. Now, Cameraman Chris wanted in on the action
and he wanted to buy me some things from Wish and he has. So we're going to be opening mystery things
that he has purchased for me - well, actually I purchased but you chose - and it's just been a
complete mystery so we're going to be doing that, if you want to know what the mystery things are
that he has selected for me. I'm concerned, I'm really concerned.
Okay, he thinks everything's fine for film, peoples. If it isn't, here's your warning.
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if you'd like to become part of our weird, magical online family. But let's go, because I'm scared and
I'm a little bit worried. Don't trust you. Hmm. I'm genuinely a little bit nervous because I have no
clue and I just know that you were giggling all the way through ordering them, I could just
hear you chuckling away to yourself. Thank you. Wow, that's a good shot, well done. Firstly, squidgy.
No, I've seen so many of these on TikTok! It's a fake tongue and
you can like put a fork through it and troll your friends.
Oh that's creepy. Eurgh, that tastes a bit rubbery. I probably should
have washed this before putting it in my mouth but...
Oh it's horrible! This is so gross. I would not have guessed this in a million years. What the
hell? That's so funny, it's so squidgy! I'm gonna... hey, April Fools is coming up.
Note to self: don't do that again. That's a good one, that's so random!
Okay that's enough tongue action for one video - wow, made it weird. Why are they all squidgy? Have
you just bought me, like, loads of squidgy things? What is this? Oh my god! Is it a chicken that lays
an egg? Ooh, alright love, out you come. Oh my God. Firstly, say hello to my chicken. That's so cool.
Oh my god, that's so cool! Look, it's like... does it come out? I don't think it does. That's its little
egg, that's kind of weird actually. You just know that I love squidgy things. This is, like, so fun.
Like, where's the egg? This has to be the weirdest thing, right? No, I love it - look at his little feet!
Who designs this stuff? Like, "Hmm, I need a really squidgy chicken that looks, like, really fat and
when you squeeze it, the egg comes out." It's really satisfying, it's like oooh. Okay, that's enough playing
with the chicken. You bought me a She Wee? Aaah, I'm not testing it on camera. I'm not gonna lie, I've always
been kind of... I've always wondered about She Wee's. Like, that will definitely fit over my hoo-ha and -
you stop laughing, that will fit over - and it's like, it will give me like... you can't
see. You can see! It's going to give me like a spout. It's like...
Like a teapot! No, it's like, what is it called? A watering can! Just go up to my flowers and be like...
Don't do that. This video's definitely not as PG as I thought it would be. Honestly, though, I can see that
working. If I ever go camping - I'm not joking - I'm probably going to take my She Wee. Thank you, what a
good gift! So practical. This is why I shouldn't let you loose with, like, the company bank card.
Those are the coolest thing that I think you've purchased.
Yeah, I'm cool. Oh my god, those... thumbnail and a half. Those are, like,
amazing. Genuinely love these, thank you. Thank you, these are actually really nice. Thanks.
Right... I thought when I opened this, that this was a whoopee cushion. I was disappointed that it wasn't,
so now I'm very, very happy. Right, everybody get ready.
That's not how a fart sounds.
That's so disappointing. Why have you given me, like, the saddest fart machine?
Come on, it's like it's got depression. It's a sad whoopee cushion.
It did literally nothing.
It sounds like a duck that's, like, sad.
Is this last one? This feels more substantial. Is this a big whoopee cushion? Because I'd be happy if it was.
It's better than a whoopee cushion? Have you saved the best till last?
You have. And you haven't seen this because you've not opened anything. What if it's like...
Did you buy me a Nicholas Cage cushion? Is it Nicholas Cage? I saw these on the internet today!
That's really weird. I literally saw one of these. It's a cushion cover and it's Nicholas Cage's face.
That's amazing! Ooooh that's so good. Like, I can pretend that I'm, like, not weird in my living room,
I've just got a really nice, jazzy cushion and then it's like, no it's actually Nicholas Cage. That's the
creepiest thing I think anyone's ever purchased for me. I love that I guessed that before taking
it out. It's actually really nice quality, you know. This is, like, nicer quality than some pillowcases
we've opened on this channel too. I'm gonna sleep next to him every night and just be like,
"Hi Nicholas Cage." If he happens to be watching this - he won't, but if he did - I'm sorry. Chris, what
am I meant to do with that? Oh, we're gonna have to put this in the lounge on a pillow, aren't we?
Ohhh, oh well. It's just me and Nicholas Cage now. I kind of loved this. I really enjoyed this.
Guys, if you want a part two and you want Cameraman Chris to purchase some more fun things,
then give this video a thumbs up. No, seriously. I know you're sitting there
just like, "Yeah, I'm not gonna give it..." Give it a thumbs up! Cameraman Chris, tell 'em.
Oh, he's so polite, how could you decline him?
How could you say no to that voice? I thoroughly enjoyed this.
What was my favourite thing? Honestly, Chris, I think you outdid yourself with the glasses
and the tongue. Yeah, loved the glasses. Though, kind of weirdly like the chicken that poops an egg into
space, that was fun. Would have liked this if it actually farted. She Wee - do actually want to use
this one day. The day that I use this is the day that you'll know about it, so I'll probably do
that on Instagram, as well. Not actually do it on Instagram, no! Not gonna wee on Instagram take that
back, Cherry. I meant that I would talk about my use... I'm gonna stop there, it's been a long day. My phone
is going, stop distracting me. Me and Nicholas Cage, we're gonna go and have a lovely evening. Thanks
for watching. Have you watched this far? I'm so impressed if you've watched this mess this long.
Leave an emoji of a chicken or an egg in the comments if you got this far.
Why are you still watching? I don't understand. Anyway, lots of love and I'll see you next time.
Why? I think it was free. A free whoopee cushion? I think so. I'm not surprised it was free. I want, like, a proper...
I am going to have to buy a whoopee cushion now. Chuck it here.
That's demented. That's cursed. I'd be worried if you farted like that. Quick, somebody call 111!