- Oh, somebody commented on the last YouTube video,
with like, you guys should try and maple snacks,
wink, wink, wink.
So were they sent in by this person?
- [Camerawoman] Yes.
- Ah, good job YouTube.
(dramatic music)
- Canadian maple snacks.
- Yep, from Canada. Da da.
Cana da da. - Cana da da.
Do do, do do do.
- I'm expecting like, snacks that are sorta maple-y?
- Lot of sweetness.
- It's going to be brown.
- Brown sweetness.
- I'm expecting maples that are a little bit snacky.
Personally.
- Yeah. So if you get a combination of the two, fantastic.
(upbeat music)
- It's a bag of nuts! No, corn! No.
- Popcorn. Popcorn?
- Oh, yeah.
- Are these all from Canada? Can I ask?
They're all from Canada?
- They're all from Canada.
What are we? A couple of hoosiers, here?
(speaking in foreign language)
- Ah, Canadian French!
- You do speak French.
(speaking in foreign language)
Terrible.
- Terrible.
- What about this?
- Saskatchewan, where we're having winter fun!
(plastic crinkling)
- Oh, you ready?
- That was Homer Simpson!
- That was Homer Simpson, that was Homer Simpson.
I'm going straight for this while you embarrass yourself.
- I love legitimate theater.
- Just smells disgusting, to be honest.
- Oh my God. It's incredible.
- Oh my God, that's so good!
- Next! This is amazing.
That's all I can say about this.
Oh yeah. Come on.
- Really?
- You don't like this?
- No.
- What do you mean you don't like this!
- Strong aftertaste of maple.
- Yep, it's great. - No, wouldn't enjoy that now.
- Fantastic.
- I'll keep eating because I'm hungry,
but I wouldn't enjoy it!
- They're so mapley.
- Truly, they are.
- It's gross, it tastes like medicine corn.
- Kinda tastes like a Daim bar.
- What was going on there?
- I love maple syrup. I love popcorn.
This is not.
- It's literally the things you love in a bag!
- What's the nutritional value?
- None.
- I don't like it.
Someone comments on it, he keeps eating them though.
That's because maybe my opinions will change.
- What else is there to say? We have to say things.
- Every other food needs to step their pussy up.
(upbeat music)
- Hot chocolate, it's not coffee. That's all right.
- Why?
- I hate coffee.
- Kinda smells like flowers.
- Nice smell already. I'm digging the smell.
- That's probably the paint.
(people laughing)
I think Gloria's nail varnish, that's exactly what that is.
- Come on, nail varnish?
- Oh. Ooh. I got mine, you don't get one, ha ha ha ha ha ha.
- Good. It's going to be disgusting.
- Oh my God it smells amazing.
- I'm going to experience
what the audience at home experiences.
I'm going to watch you drink it and see your expression,
try and figure it out, okay?
- Oh, it's lovely.
- Mm, it's nice,
but I'm still thinking about that popcorn.
- Doesn't smell mapley.
- It doesn't smell mapley.
It smells like hot chocolate, which I'm very on board with.
- I'm not.
- A lovely morning drink.
- You liked it. He loved it.
I knew it. I can tell my boy anywhere.
- I kind of did like it.
- Oh, okay.
- It's just very, very hot.
- It's nice. I don't taste massive maple.
- No, me neither.
- Here's a gifable moment for you. (blows softly)
- Dermot blowing kisses at people.
Is that a gif anyone wants?
- Is there any alcohol?
- Can we put a bit of vodka in this, actually?
- Can we put some whiskey in the hot chocolate?
- [Camerawoman] No.
- Yeah, it's all right.
It's, it could be mapley-er.
- There's very little maple. (mumbles)
- I'm definitely getting the nail varnish realness.
- And this, yeah.
- But I'm now extra disappointed,
because it's been advertised as hot chocolate.
That should have had a big, massive bang maple off.
Now it doesn't.
So now I'm sitting here drinking just a hot chocolate.
- I could imagine us
curling up on a couch together on a Sunday
and just talking about our problems.
- Oh absolutely. - With a cup of this.
- Maple leaf hot chocolate.
- Shite.
- Baa. Baa.
- Baa.
- Baa. Bad Canada!
- Not even a sheep would like it.
(upbeat music)
- Maple wafers.
- Oh, I love maple, and I love wafers.
- Baked with real ingredients.
- Oh, I love real ingredients. Love them.
- Whenever someone says real ingredients,
that makes me think
what were you serving before?
- I have high hopes for these.
- I know, me too.
- Are these like plain pink snacks?
- They look like plain pink snacks, with maple.
- You know what?
These would probably be a lot better
if you could dip them in some hot chocolate.
- Make the white balance off that.
- I think I'm having a sugar rush.
- Let's just say, first. Very nice, very nice.
But we need to go to the next level.
- Oh my God.
Why would you put maple in the middle of this? Why?
- I'll take that.
- Oh my God. I can't have a baby at my age!
- Yeah, it's nice soft.
And wet and hot.
- Tastes like (wafer crunches)
- Sounds like, what's this, charades?
- Yeah, I'm very...
- Cowardice!
- If you're watching, Canada,
we're going to teach you some shit, right here, okay?
- It tastes like...
- Two syllables!
- You take these wafers. You take your hot chocolate.
You dip. Flavortown, baby!
- Yay!
We just taught Canadians who don't know how to dip things
to dip things.
- Yeah, no like overall it's just sugary wafery shite.
(wafer clatters)
I'll take that.
- I had a maple pastry for breakfast on my way here.
So I'm like mostly maple at the moment.
My blood is probably just, you could tap me.
(Sean humming)
Oh, you are just... - Om nom nom nom nom.
- You are disgusting.
- Om nom nom!
(upbeat music)
- Lollypop, lollypop, oh lolly lolly lolly lollypop!
(mouths pop)
- [Both] Ba dum bum bum.
- Sugar, corn syrup, natural flavor.
- There's no maple syrup in the ingredients.
- Well what is maple syrup?
We haven't even asked what that is!
- Got little leafs!
- Of course it does, cause it's on everything!
Cause they're so worried people will think they're American.
- Milady.
- Ma'am.
Thank you!
- Is there any way these can go wrong?
- Yeah, if they've been inside of someone
before we put them in our mouth, yeah.
(plastic crinkling)
- How do you feel?
- Oh, yes.
- Really? - Yeah.
- An asshole.
- If they've been inside someone's asshole
- Before they
- Before they've packaged them!
- They've packaged them, yeah, yeah.
- Oh my God. It's too maple syrup!
- It doesn't taste like real maple syrup.
It tastes like the maple syrup we have in Ireland.
- See, now this is where I have an issue.
Cause it's not, (laughs) you fucker.
- Cheers. Oh, I like that, can we do that again?
(lollypops clack)
- Put it in your mouth, there's a bit of flavor.
And then as soon as you have accepted
that it's in your mouth, the flavor leaves.
- Oh, sorry.
- You cracked my ball!
- Do you think that?
Overwhelmed with flavor over here,
on this side of the table.
- Little lollypop. - You dip, oh!
- That tastes a hell of a lot like asshole.
- It's a no from me.
- I love lollypops, so I don't want to have to say no.
- It's just disgusting.
- Stupider.
- Listening to you eat it is also disgusting.
Stop it! Ah!
- I am neither overwhelmed or underwhelmed,
I am simply whelmed by this.
- Whelmed?
- Whelmed.
- Remember the popcorn?
- Oh, the popcorn was so good.
- Oh my God.
- If I'm gonna be sucking something,
I better be having more fun.
- Fair.
- Thank you very much to the person who sent us these.
- No.
- You are great. - No, I refuse to thank you.
- However.
- George is an idiot, because all of it was good to great.
- I'm not gone on them.
- I do.
- I'd love to try more Canadian stuff.
- I wouldn't.
- I just wasn't mad on these.
- Have we a flag I can burn?
- I'm real with you, Canada.
I'll say some of your things are amazing,
some of your things are not amazing.
But hey, - Name 3 things
that aren't amazing about Canada!
- Justin Bieber.
- Fuck.
- Think I can sum it up by saying
(lollypop clinks)
(Sean slurping)
Jesus.
- I think they're fine. Ah!
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