• From eating a handful of mouse turds, to swimming in fountains to steal loose change,
the Planet Dolan crew re-enact some of the best true stories from our subreddit about
dumbest things you’ve ever done for money PART 2– I’m Pringle the One and today
I’ll be your narrator
10 – CapriciousSmile Gooby and Emojie Gooby was scrolling through Facebook one day,
enjoying a relaxing evening of watching funny pet videos when she saw her friend Emojie's
video post.
The caption read: I was dared ten dollars to do this.
She chuckled and thought 'oh, this ought to be good'.
In the video he had a cup of water and a fistful of something.
As she watched he explains how his buddies had always tried to get him to take this dare
but now he's finally doing it: Ten dollars.
To eat ten mouse turds.
She put her phone down for a minute and stared at the wall.
Trying to wrap her head around it.
Finally she mustered up the courage to watch the rest of the video.
And he did it.
Ten whole mouse turds.
*Shudder noise*
9 - SuperCaputatious222 Melissa When Melissa was 8-years-old her cousin told
her "I dare you to steal our neighbour’s pet fishes and eat them alive."
She refused to do it until he said she would give her money.
So she started sneaking into their neighbour’s house where they have a humongous fish tank.
In it was around 20-25 small colourful fish.
She started to take them out, one by one, until the Neighbour suddenly came home and
caught her red handed.
She explained what she was doing and luckily didn't get in trouble but her cousin did.
8 – TheSaltyBear Pandora When Pandora once went to an Indian restaurant
with her family, they were all happily eating their food when her Dad put half of one of
his chillies on her plate.
Without thinking, she ate the whole thing.
For the next 15 minutes she was screaming and drinking everyone else’s drinks, including
her Mum's champagne.
Her Dad found it so funny he told her, "Eat another one, and I'll give you $50."
She couldn’t resist an offer like that and spent another twenty minutes panting while
the hot chilli stung her whole mouth.
7 – deadlybookwyrm Dolan and DD’s Bro When they were teenagers, Dolan’s mysterious
older brother once told Dolan that he would give him $30 if he walked up to a stranger
and gave them a boop on the head.
Thinking it was way too easy, Dolan looked around and booped the nearest stranger he
could find.
But the stranger started freaking out, screaming about Satan and how Dolan was possessed.
He started throwing his hands in the air like a lunatic and then ran in the opposite direction.
Luckily, his brother gave him $20 extra because the guy went berserk.
But hey, he earned $50 that day.
6 – keroromilk Slapped Ham One time when Slapped Ham was very young,
his brother dared him to break the window nearest to their mother with a tennis ball
for $50 bucks.
He thought he would outsmart his brother by saying, "Sure, but only if you add one more
dollar" and of course, he said yes.
So he took a tennis ball and threw it directly at the window, smashing it into smithereens.
His mother looked at the window in shock.
Then she got super angry and gave Slapped Ham a spanking for every shard of glass he
smashed.
5 – CometDaFox Tolop and Andiemations Back in the 6th grade, Tolop owed his friend
Andiemations 60 cents, which was a lot for a kid.
So Andiemations said to him "Hey do you want to pay off the debt you have?"
And he said "Sure".
She then started grab some chips in the bottom of her bag, crushed them up and threw them
into the soda he was drinking.
Next was a vanilla Oreo that she crushed up slightly but left a big chunk just floating
in the liquid.
She told him that if he wanted to pay off his debt, he needed to drink it all.
He looked at her in disgust and gulped it down, quickly threw down the cup and ran to
the bathroom.
At least he didn’t owe her 60c anymore I guess.
4 – Erosthechangling Nixxiom When Nixxiom was 6, his older brother found
a toad in the backyard.
Nixxiom was deathly afraid of toads and didn't want to even see one.
His brother said he would give him 30 bucks if he would lick the toad.
Nixxiom desperately wanted the money to buy a new videogame so he agreed.
He ended up getting so sick from the toad that he had to stay in bed for a week.
One upside though is that his brother got grounded for a month and a half and had to
pay him double what he originally had to.
3 – Thudd224 Hellbent When Hellbent was a kid he really wanted several
lego sets, so when he went to visit his grandparents during the summer, he came up with a genius
plan to make some money.
He decided to let all of the neighbourhood kids shoot him with a BB gun for $10 per shot.
He would even let them shoot him straight in the balls for the bargain price of $25.
He had the sorest balls in the entire world but it was the most profitable summer of his
whole childhood.
2 – SexyBuddha69 Robo and GhostToast When they were in highschool, Robo and GhostToast
really wanted to make some extra cash.
They went to the mall and came up with a sneaky way to get some extra coins.
What they would do is pretend to be strangers and stand next to the fountain where people
would throw money in.
They would then start a fight with each other and pretend to fall into the fountain so that
they could grab the change lying on the bottom.
When they got up, they would take the money straight to the store and buy themselves delicious
refreshing beer.
1 – NARRATOR’S STORY
Huge thanks for the folks over on our Planet Dolan subreddit for submitting their stories.
We have another question for you: Have you ever been betrayed?
How did it happen?
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