- [Both] Hello.
- [Niki] I'm Niki.
- And I guarantee you aren't as awkward as me.
(upbeat music)
- Life is full of awkward scenarios,
and some of the happen every single day,
so we decided to make a short video
outlining some of the worst awkward situations
that you will go through every day of your life,
probably, maybe.
- We're going to teach you how to deal with those,
so here's a very quick video for you to follow.
Number one has to be when you're saying goodbye to someone,
and you end up walking the same way,
and then you have to adjust your speed,
so it doesn't look like you're running
away from them in fear.
- Or you do what I do,
and say, "Oh, we're walking the same way.
"Okay, see you later, bye."
And then you run off in front of them.
(old-timey music)
- Quickly following this is number two,
and that's when you see someone you know at a distance,
you're walking towards them,
and then you have that silence in between
where you don't know what to do with your face
and where to look.
- Smile, look away, smile, look away,
smile, look away, hello.
- Heh, yeah, be there in a sec.
(awkward noises)
- Who's that?
- [Niki] Sammy!
Sammy!
- Oh, God.
Yeah.
See you in a sec.
See you in a sec?
- Nothing is more awkward a woman if she's pregnant
to find out that, no, she's just a bit bloated.
Not only have you questioned her fertility,
but you've also accused her of being massively overweight,
and that's just not a nice thing.
- The way to recover from it is just to run.
Run far, far, far, far away.
Never to return.
(deep bass)
(astonished sound)
- Oh, I'm sorry Matilda.
- Oh, it's okay.
- I didn't know you were expecting.
- What?
- Expecting.
- I'm not pregnant.
- Eh, lunch.
I mean expecting lunch.
I was just on the rounds to get lunch.
I'll get you something.
I'm going to go.
♫ Nobody can drag me down.
- It's your big moment.
You have won an award of a lifetime
only to have that wonderful opportunity for a speech
ripped out of your grasp
and taken by some weird guy in sunglasses
that doesn't really know what he's talking about.
(rap music)
I'm not exactly a social butterfly,
so in conversation, there comes a time
when the witty person I'm talking to may crack a joke,
but I may miss it because I'm preoccupied
with something else in the room.
- And everyone goes ha ha ha,
and you go ha ha ha.
- Your fake laughter is very visible, let me tell you.
- So Beyonce and Kanye West walk into a restaurant,
and Kanye turns to Beyonce and says --
- [Niki] He's talking about dinner.
Are they talking about dinner?
No. Wait.
Dinner? Okay, no dinner.
Wait, it's fine.
Shit, missed the joke.
He made a joke.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
- Yeah? Cool.
You understand?
You got that joke.
- Ha ha ha ha ha.
- When you're talking to someone and a molecule of spit
flies through the air, lands on your face.
- It's a spitual missile that launches from their orifice
onto any part of your being,
and you both see it.
Let me tell you now that you have both seen it,
and there is no scenario where they didn't see it
because they've seen it.
They know it landed on them.
- Okay, okay.
- Yeah, no, I've been --
(laughter)
- Yeah, yeah.
(scoff)
No, stop it.
What are you saying?
(scoff)
No.
(scoff)
What?
(scoff)
(sigh)
- That was today's video.
Thanks for watching.
Don't forget to give it a massive like
and a comment below of some of the awkward things
you've done in your life.
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That was a very good plug.
- [Both] Bye.
(crowd shuting)
- [Niki] You all right?
So I'm Niki.
- [Sammy] And I'm Sammy,
and we're presenting the YouTube awards
at (drowned out) 2015.
(cheering)
- [Niki] And the winner is Ben Fury.
(cheering)