This is how I feel about some of the stuff you guys say. This is how much it means to me.
Hey what's up guys, Keaton here. So I got this weird product.
That's my YouTube channel in case you didn't know. This is a USB shredder, that I honestly think I've damaged the box so badly.
It's a USB shredder, you just plug it in your computer, and you can shred all the paper you want. But to spice it up
I'm gonna be shredding your mean comments.
So ya guys, this right here is a USB shredder. If you wanna check it out, link down below.
I don't you know how much it goes for. And drop a like on the video, if we hit
30,000 likes, big goal.
I'll do a Part 2 and some crazy ways. So just start leaving your mean comments now. That could get really messy really quick.
But ya, USB shredder is kinda cool. Have you ever wanted to own a shredder like me?
I don't, I loved one, my parents have one. I feel like you got hit a certain age to get a shredder.
But you just don't have one, fear not, have no more fear. Words, what are they? The mini shredder is here? Ay!
What's also interesting is, you can use it with batteries or with USB ports because that's the whole point of this video
Whatever, what's this? Let me know in the comments if you know what this is. Looks honestly like a dinosaur, wouldn't you agree?
Likewise, samesies! So let's get shredded! Just gonna plug it into my Macbook Pro.
And just like that it
sounds like it's working. It's a mini shredder, so we gotta get mini paper.
Wow, that actually is working. I like this.
I enjoy this. This is me enjoying something. Matt! [Got the mean comments]
Matt hand-picked these. So [hot off the press] hot of.
No! Try to stay away from the mean ones. Gavin says, "This kid is the side effects to overdosing on drugs"
I don't think someone that has done that, could read that comment backwards.
That's just logic. Find some!
YouTubers Messing Up says, "Remember when he did professional reviews". Dude like cool, remember when life is boring. Yeah I did too.
Arman Samih, "He is smart, but at the same time, he's dumb af. Tech dumb? No, TechDumbb with 2 B's".
Creative, I'm saving that one. That kid's got some talent. You're going places kid.
Iron Mon, "Oh my fuc*ing God, YouTube stop recommending me this piece of sh*t . I'm tiered,
I'm tiered of the press the tree dots and press not interested. I've been doing that for months and this idiot's still here.
Dude, I should make a grammar channel. Bro, I could teach you a few things. That's all I got, roasted! Roasted!
123kendallbug, " Keaton do a vid where you react to our comments?
Saved!
You guys think you're roasting me. No, I'm shredding you and thank you for the Christmas wrapping paper.
I really appreciate it. Hauntz, " this dude's name should be anything, but TechSmartt. Yeah, that's actually kinda true,
I don't know. I mean my first AIM screen name was like Taco Kid something.
I guess the first name you picked isn't always the best one. Like years later, but your Hauntz.
Like good dude! So sick, so sick!
Joker! Jefin Jafar, " this guy is mentally ill". Dude with a picture like that
Ohh! Do you even know how to work the photo app? Think your phone's a little mentally ill, there bud. MsUltrafox, "This guy needs
some valium". What does that even mean?
Probably water, I'm guessing. Beyond, " I'm officially unsubbing". Good, like take the 116 up votes with you.
I don't even want them. Just hit two million, by the way. Thank you guys so much. Like cool!
I care so much. Oscar B.R, " what mental institution did this guy escape from?"
The Apple Store, dawg. They got it, wack over there. You see that new iPad, like.
S. Potter, "his boobs look like my Grandma's". That's so funny. I'm actually doing a weight loss video right now. I'm down like 20 pounds
It's gonna look so sick when it's done check it. [How do you know what your grandma's boobs look like?] Oh!
[Boom, roasted!]
Hoach573weekend, sickest username probably I've ever heard of, "um... time to clear my watch history". Yeah, you're probably right
You don't want anyone you know, knowing you watch my videos. Like oh, that's bad man, that's why they do so well. Like, good!
Noor Hussein says, " this channel is such a fu*king joke. I still remember when he created actual useful videos". Dude, like I don't care. I don't take this seriously.
How is this not a useful video? You're learning about a shredder dawg, pretty useful. Alexander Roache,
"Wow, when did this kid become [bleep], I remember watching his console comparison video, and he wasn't this stupid".
Probably when I stopped caring like, just kind of do this and have fun. And that video got five million views,
thank you very much. T-Bone, " when your channel is dying so fake being on drugs to get views"
I came out of surgery
Yeah, faked it good one! Is that a picture of an egg? Instead of a YouTube avatar? Good, like good!
So Matt didn't think you guys roasted me good enough. I'm over here, I don't know, this was fun!
Thanks so much, Matt's got some more. Let's just say this, fire quick fire round. "Damn it my hit man failed".
This is left on the scar video.
There goes a hundred grand, not like it, no. Gage Everhart, " you tried way too hard to be funny"
Too has 2 O's in it, when you're using it in that type of context.
Who's the real winner? Roasted! Irresinpossible, awesome name,
"I thought this was a technology channel". Has 69 uploads, I guess that's a win. Roasted!
Clorox Bleach, "I'm pretty sure Keaton has never been stoned before"
Roasted! Like thanks Clorox, I love you.
Cian Mooney says, " did he lick the liquid off his fingers, wtf, no wonder he's fu*king mad" I think it's in the vape video.
I don't think I did that. If I did, [Oh it's all over my fingers, oh so wet. Ah!] I don't really care.
Roasted!
Zachary Taro and Nate Dowling, " this man's trying to be trying Lew from UnboxTherapy so bad, TechSmartt is like the teenage version of UnboxTherapy".
I'll take the top one but I'm not from New York. You know, I don't have nice, fancy camera equipment.
You know, [whoa forget about it] only five million subscribers away.
Roast- Ow, I hit my eye! Roasted! Ow, that hurts.
took my contact out. Roasted! Aaron Burnett, "How this [bleep] get 1 million subs.
Uh, 2 million, how did he get 2 million subs. [Boom, roasted!] So ya guys, that's pretty much it for this video.
I got roasted but I roasted you back! Gottem, thanks so much Raiden and Justin for being this video's
notification shout out. If you guys want one, just follow me on Twitter and turn on my notifications.
Uh, subscribe to my channel if you guys are new and tweet me on Twitter
That's what that platform is for. If you find any other weird gadgets like this. Roasted. At McDonalds drive-thru right now.
What's good? I think we see a sunset?
O it's a T.V
What's good!