Engaging battle mode.
[grunting]
Uh-oh.
This is your last chance! Give us your garbage,
or you're the one who'll be trashed!
Hah, o-oh yeah, well, you're just━ uh━ fight!
[screaming]
[grunting]
[screaming]
[grunting]
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
- Just give me your trash! - No! It's mine, and I love it!
- Give it! - Never!
Knock it off!
You ignoramuses are ruining all me hard work!
What?!
Your hard work?!
I've been tentacle deep in trash all day
and it's your fault!
Trash fight!
Hey! Fight!
[grunting]
[siren blaring]
Uh-oh.
[dinging]
Texas land squirrel calls out to the natural enemy
of the octopus.
There she blows, y'all!
The whale.
Sick 'em, Pearl! Sorry, Squidward!
[fighting]
[Squidward] Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
[fighting]
Ooh! Oh!
[fighting]
[phone chiming]
Oh! Two hours is up? Thank goodness.
[groaning]
[dinging]
[groaning]
You're supposed to let me win, remember?
Oh yeah.
[grunting]
No, please wait.
[grunting]
[elephant trumpeting]
[grunting]
[groaning]
No, please, have mercy!
[screaming]
[dinging]
[music playing]
[laughing] That tickles.
[music playing]
Good catch.
- Look I'm a... - Helicopter!
[sawing]
[whistling]
Whoa!
[cheering]
[whistling]
[cheering]
[giggling]
[laughing]
Oh, no! Not the...
[gasping]
Wow. Now that's a serious sleeper hold.
[lullaby music playing]
[squeaking] Oh, hello, Mr. Fluffy.
[lullaby music playing]
[babbling]
Awe.
And it looks like the champs are ready to end it.
- End it? - End it! End it!
Get up, get up, you guys!
Yep, they're going to leave more than a mark
with this special move.
The mother of all moves, the Flying Double Decker
Atomic Headbutt of Destruction...
With a Spin.
[screaming]
C'mon, c'mon, wake up!
One and two and squeeze!
Oh, who am I kidding? Goodbye, money.
Squeeze!
Goodbye, money. (sobbing)
Oh Squeeze!
(gasping) Oh, no.
Not Iron Buns.
[cheering]
[dinging]
[whistling]
Sandy, that is your worst disguise yet.
No it's not, SpongeBob. This is!
Now, prepare for a long, merciless whooping!
[groaning]
Mmm, my favorite.
[groaning]
[whimpering]
[laughing]
By the powers of naughtiness, I command this particular drop
of hot sauce to be really... really... hot!
[gasping] Sandy! Wait! Victory is yours.
I knew you'd come to your senses, SpongeBob.
[grunting]
- Whoa! - Yah!
Hi-yah!
Curses! [dinging]
Welcome to the fight of the century!
Where for only $5.99,
plus the purchase of two Krabby Patties,
you will claim the answer to the age-old question.
Which is superior? High-speed integrated circuits?
Prepare to have your motherboard rattled.
...Or old-school vacuum tubes and diodes?
You're about to have your cookies crumbled!
Bring it.
Wait! This isn't getting me any closer to the formula.
[growling]
That will defrag your algorithms.
[crunching] Ow!
Plankton?
Ow.
[gasping]
Stop! He's hurt!
You're throwing in the towel?
You heartless homepage-wrecking hussy!
[dinging]
[cheering]
No one runs down my man.
Say the oath.
Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy, unite!
[music playing]
Throw a waterball at 'em!
Waterballs! Waterballs!
[grunting]
[laughing]
Mumbling morays. It's not working, Mermaid Man.
He-he's-he's absorbing it like some kind of evil sponge!
Dogpaddle away!
[grunting]
It's the Raging Whirlpool.
[cheering]
[laughing]
Those fiends. They're actually enjoying it.
Whoo hoo!
[laughing]
Do it again! Do it again! Do it again!
Now what, Mermaid Man? We need help!
Sea creatures, unite!
Huh? What?
[mumbling]
All right, all right, all right.
[mumbling]
Use your cane.
Hmm, the creatures of the deep seem to have lost
some of their luster.
Sea creatures, attack!
Pinch me, I must be dreaming.
[grumbling]
Mission accomplished, Patrick!
Yeah, we did it!
I did it!
- He did it. - He did it.
[both] No, he did it. No, he did it.
- No, he did it. - He did it.
Huh?
Get off of him, Plankton!
It was obviously Krabs' fault.
Why are you siding with Plankton?!
Why are you siding with Krabs?!
They're arguing!
And splitting up!
- Stop hitting myself! - Ow!
Stop hitting myself! I'm sick of you!
What in Neptune's name is wrong with meself?!
[fighting]
Jeez, is that what we sound like?
I hope not, 'cause that's pathetic.
I can't stop hitting myself, because I'm torn!
[growling]
[whistles blowing]
All right, you clones, I want a clean fight.
No rough stuff. Go back to your corners
when the bell rings and come out fighting.
But first, you gotta shake hands.
Well, fine.
[music playing] Mm. Mm.
[chuckles]
Wow, this is a great handshake.
[dinging]
Patrick, you fool! This was over before it started!
I will now consider your unconditional surren-...
...-der.
[laughing]
So that's how he wants it to go down.
[laughing]
Ha! You missed me!
Whoo.
[clicking]
[dinging]
[groaning]
Score one for the boys back home!
Please, mercy.
Krakatoa!
[screaming]
Get it off! Get it off! Get it Off! Get it off!
I'll save you, Quickster!
[groaning] Whoa!
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
[screaming]
I'll cool you off, Quickster, with one of my water balls!
Uh, ah, uh, ah ha.
Huh?! No, no, no, I'm not the Quickster!
I'm Captain Mag... ma. [coughing]
Well, I guess it's up to me!
I'll sneak over... unseen... and catch them by surprise.
[screaming]
Ow!
Get it off! Get it off! Get it off!
[panting]
Whew, glad that's over.
[dinging]
We did it. We won!
You're the prettiest button I've ever...
[gasping] Monster!
[mumbling] SpongeBob!
It's after SpongeBob!
You're right, button!
No monster's going to eat our friend!
[screaming]
SpongeBob! [screaming]
No, no no no wait!
[fighting]
Oh no! My two best friends are fighting!
But this restraining order says
I can't get close enough to break it off!
[fighting]
I'm sorry, restraining order! But my friends need me!
[screaming]
[fighting]
Stop!
Give me that restraining order!
[gasping]
Alright, let's look at this.
Squidward, please don't send me to jail!
Squidward?
Did you know the monster was Squidward?
...to tell me? [dinging]
Go ahead, play dead.
I guess I'm gonna have to take it from you.
Yeah, right. You and what army?
Only the army of the living dead.
Oh, no. I've seen this on the late show.
You ghoulish fiends hold me down
and take turns nibbling on my innards.
Then you eat my brain
and leave my body for the buzzards.
That's disgusting. We just want the hat back.
No flipping way!
Back up! Back up, I say!
Attack.
Tallyho! Look at me, I'm Errol Fin!
You're falling apart, marrow brain.
You must be kidding. Back to oblivion.
Oh, ho. How's your sister?
All right, boneheads, playtime's over!
Yee-hoo, ha-ha!
[fighting]
Wa-ha! A million dollars.
Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!
I don't see anyone fighting, do you?
They're talking about us, we're fighting.
Well, don't mind if I do!
[fighting]
Fight! Fight! Fight!...
Fight. Fight.
[grunting]
This is embarrassing.
[grunting]
What's going on here? [dinging]
You handle Man Ray. I'll take care of his lackey.
[grunting]
Mable?!
Hi-ya! Eat dryer sheets, Man Ray!
[groaning]
Ooh, it's on now! Filthy shorts attack!
Whoa!
Clothes basket bombardment!
Oh!
[music playing]
Surrender... Mermaid Man?
[grunting]
Ow! That's it, time for the spin cycle!
[gasping]
[music playing]
Not so fast, Man Ray!
What?!
You're all wet, you need to dry out.
What?! No! My head is dry clean only!
[dinging]
But I didn't do anything!
Just keep moving.
You too, missy.
[laughing] Oh!
Sorry, old chum, but from now on
you're going to have to stay clean for good!
Be gone, hygiene. I'm too big to stay clean!
[panicking]
[screaming, laughing]
Hmm?
Ow! It's on, now!
[grunting]
Hmm.
[grunting]
[screaming] Oh!
[laughing, panting]
[groaning]
Help, help, call the cops, call Mr. Krabs, call my mommy!
[screaming]
I think, for dessert, I'll eat more dirt!
[laughing]
Not Goo Lagoon!
[screaming]
And to my beloved pet Gary, I bequeath my pineapple,
and my toolshed, and my mailbox, and Patrick!
[crying]
What? Wow.
Sometimes I forget just how absorbent I am.
[grunting]
Wait, what? Ow, just... stop spinning, you sponge!
You're stealing my grunge!
[groaning]
Stuff that rhymes!
[screaming]
[burping]
I may be a squirt, but I'm still full of dirt!
[laughing]
Oh, little mini DB is so cute!
[screaming]
Whoa!
[screaming]
[laughing]
[screaming]
[groaning]
[screaming]
All right, snail, let's go! Just you and me!
[meowing]
Put 'em up! Put 'em up!
[fighting]
[growling]
Huh? Of course, what a fool I've been.
SpongeBob's hidden the secret formula
inside Gary's shell!
[dinging]
[grunting]
[screaming]
[fighting]
Forget the Chum Bucket. This is personal.
[screaming]
[fighting]
[screaming, groaning]
[grunting]
[screaming]
My name's... not... Rick!
[fighting]
I don't like you!
I don't like you more!
I never liked you!
I a thousand times never liked you!
- Pink! - Yellow!
[grunting]
[ripping]
[gasping]
Yellow?
Pink?
[dinging]
You do care!
[crying]
Let's promise never to fight again.