yeah what words fail me
first off the Builder saw a person who's
easily offended or frightened for the
love of God don't watch this video you
know things are going to be bad when
you're editing notebook contains the
phrases seen with dick obsessed frog and
that bit with the tongue having recently
learned of a strange bar in Tokyo for
various people some visibly shaken
others immensely confused some friends
and I decided to go and check out the
bar firsthand the premise of the bar
seems simple enough each item on the
menu represented a country by ordering
the item you unlock some kind of
performance themed around that
nationality but it was the nature of the
performances themselves that are said to
be rather special the benches to the bar
alone set the tone for the evening with
the bizarre revelation frog is stranger
than fiction which in hindsight should
have just said frog is [ __ ] mental
I've been taking our seats and the small
relatively unremarkable looking room
things go off to a nice a nice quiet
stop
Oh
Wow
Oh
ah
having been traumatized by the Star Wars
soundtrack it was time for us to receive
our menus and the first menu was brought
over fairly normally but I say normally
it definitely wasn't nurture but when
compared to how the second menu was
brought over
Oh
having literally tossed off the menu
with a frightening degree of success it
was time for us to order our first round
of beer and it turned out the beer
represented the UK and so with that we
were treated to a typical UK scenario
Oh
and following on from the world's
strongest teddy bear
next someone ordered a Brazilian related
drink or didn't but either way some
carnival music came on and the guy came
out with an octopus hat on and licking a
camera you know just like they do in
Brazil
I felt the evening the guy kept
disappearing into a small side room and
I don't know what was scarier the speed
at which he was able to switch costumes
were just the everything next someone
ordered a French related item and we
experienced a relatively normal
performance
well I say normal again
it definitely wasn't
marquita man
I whilst the finished works of art were
being delivered in the traditional
French way I took advantage of the calm
atmosphere and tried to get myself a
much welcome break in the toilet but
unfortunately it turned out the toilet
had been imported straight out of her
children's [ __ ] nightmare
but the climax of the evening arguably
came with the American theme section
with some kind of disturbed
interpretation of Kermit the Frog oh oh
oh I don't need represent this one more
present yeah yeah come on yeah yes
having seen them experienced everything
up until this point nothing was scary
for the prospect of wintering dick
ah
Hey
but one thing I will say about the bar
is that the 20 or so people if there
everyone did seem to enjoy themselves
and everyone had a good time
and the experience was as liberating as
it was bizarre
throwing conventions like sanity out of
the window and creating an atmosphere of
confusion and unpredictability that was
just quite fun so if you think you can
handle it get yourself down to kukai bar
in Tokyo because even if you don't enjoy
it you can still have fun confusing your
friends when you try to explain you saw
a guide lick and easel
toss off a menu and run around with a
frog-leg dick and good luck explaining
that good luck with that
you know cutting cut I've cut out the
stone yeah oh my god can you do there
say that a [ __ ] hell yeah when you
when you go to London you should do that
that's be very careful no no not right
well you can wrap as well