can i be like you someday you can be
anything you want to be oh i want to be
a murderer too um
thanks wonder woman
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dad i'm gonna get you out of prison how
by getting your criminal justice degree
no
like this
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because
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give me the motherbox
okay
really
you're actually gonna give it up that
easily uh yep
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he said you'd come
now let's hope you're not too late
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you want some of this yes
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wow
so you just sit here and talk yes guess
what yes sir
know your place kryptonian i just don't
get it if earth is the only planet that
stood up to you how did you and your
army forget about it for thousands of
years i have conquered thousands of
worlds then why didn't you ever come
back to the one place that defeated you
because
the dark side ugh this is all wrong this
just feels like a really bad dream no
come on
it's not that bad like i'm just gonna
wake up and none of this will have ever
happened
say no more
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can i help you there's a war coming and
i'm here to help well that's good to
know
and where'd you come from oh i've
actually been here this whole time what
yep and i pretended to be an army
general too that way i can keep tabs on
all of you
i've realized i have a stake in this
world it's time i start fighting for no
thank you what
why not you sat there and watched while
we fought zod doomsday and steppenwolf
and now you want to help
yes what were you even doing this whole
time pretending to be our loved ones
i mean maybe if you were like a
superhero from outer space that was
actually not on earth that would make a
lot of sense why you couldn't get here
in time
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some call me martian man and why did you
even come here so early hey thanks for
saving the world batman are you sleeping
i just thought it would be a good time
to say i could be of some assistance
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you