this is a free pet store we give away our pets for free
tell us Jamal's here again because he didn't get
picked up in our last free pet store so hopefully he gets picked up today
Jake pull yourself together you are the owner of a micro free pet store
bites please don't drop her she's my friend the first micro pet that
we are going to be selling in the store is a hedgehog yeah this is quilliam oh
oh okay William's very spiky like a cactus okay William I don't know
who's gonna love you but whoever they are I hope they like being stabbed in the hand
that is moving Cactus I'm just wondering what animals going in here looks like we have our first
pet which is quillium he is kind of cute I guess hey Logan this thing's super fluffy pick it up oh
nice and quiet remember he's a shy nocturnal animal
because
too it's actually in the porcupine family that's a mouse no it's a spiny gerbil he gets offended when
you call him a mouse oh he's gonna be mad at me now yeah you can bite through Woods your finger um
nice spiny gerbil spiny gerbils I got a really good play place for you oh
how do I get him off now hey oh he's smart so far these micro pets all seem to be a little
more on the dangerous side than like a fluffy cute little cat this thing looks cute but it hurts and
it just pooed a lot so how will this guy hurt us the dragon's all out of fire so you're good okay
I will carry him to his cage but some lizards uh spray blood other eyes which is really cool
I don't know what's this this is a bearded trick basically doesn't have a beard it looks like he's
smiling what does it eat fresh vegetables and crickets what about stale vegetables probably
not no salads organic though see that you can't even tell the difference Charmander meet a real
dragon can we call him beardo I think he doesn't want to leave you Phil he's like please don't
leave me Phil we've seen two fluffy so what was that well we've seen two fluffy animals
although I really wouldn't call them Hedgehog fluffy and the other thing eats wood so but we
have a bearded dragon he always looks like he's smiling he feels like dry elbows I like his dry
elbow how much is he gonna be because I might have to take this one it's free this is a free
headstorm the pets are free entry is not this is the next great being filled and let me tell
you Jake may or may not have told me not to get this so guess what's going in here guys
leave a comment down below what do you think is going in that setup right there I'm gonna guess
puppy because there's a puppy it looks like I guess poop sorry oh I was gonna say that too
okay you say it no you said you said uh I'm gonna guess I'm gonna poop it's my poop and
it ain't a puppy it's even better okay you'll be holding the next one no no no no I don't like this
how's your breathing tell us thank you okay okay and his name's Clyde by the way
it's not that bad it's just a little tiny today yes Logan could have died remember
when they fight don't pull because their teeth are hooked so you're
pulling into the teeth push push everybody I forgot the anti-venom at home it's not
rush hours I can't tell when you're joking and when you're being serious
we're going in here here's your new home buddy is this cage secure I don't know
this thing's gone Phil where is he going he's literally disappearing so did you
leave a hole the other side over there yeah I don't know Phil he is fully gone one day
we will find the snake and uh that will be a great day and you take a break this next one
that's all on me okay well you'll be happy to know that the next animal is not furry at all
have you seen the video of an alligator trying to eat a turtle you're like gets out with his mouth
this is a tortoise Logan unlike Turtles which are amphibious creatures tortoises live on land
yeah I was totally making that up tortoises and skateboards they go
together like peanut butter and sandpaper I guess I'll put you on the skateboard because
apparently you like that you just said you like skateboards oh wow he's tall
you want to see something out of a horror movie no not really Phil so look at this no
snake and you open it up where is it Phil oh can I just point out when we put beardo down like 30
minutes ago he has not moved oh you just made him move he's forward I think he heard you he
was like he scared him he wasn't moving at all he hasn't done anything no there's still some play
pens that are not filled what's next this animal also appeared in the last free pet store we opened
it was a fan favorite Jake and if you want this t-shirt get out of here what is the next animal
whoa yeah Jamal's on level seven yoga I love yoga how's it going I remember you love ball
pits that's why we have a ball pit for you Jamal is here again because he didn't get picked up
in their last free pet store so hopefully he gets picked up today wow are you excited to be here oh
parents speak English oh hi oh I think it likes you Phil you know what
high four Jake this one saw you I love carrots that's why I built you your very own parrot
enclosure your new home no you gotta go that way no that way oh he's coming over to me okay
Jake pull yourself together you are the owner of a micro free pet store
the pinkery gets the more Angry he is are you angry are you angry he's so angry
welcome to Parrot Paradise dude I have a friend now this is like when you beat the game and
you've got all the upgrades we're losing focus we have a pet store to run when are we running
I think we are right now uh the snake is moving what's going on I feel your pain all right guys
our final pet is a tarantula it's also the most deadly pet that we have here you thought the
Hedgehog was bad with the spikes you thought the bearded dragon was bad with the teeth well you
haven't met the tarantula why are we selling a tarantula this is dangerous slogan people love
danger Biggs put the tarantula in its place I think you should play on your hand I'm not
doing that eight legs two Petty palps to hold his food down while it injects it with its fangs that
are over an inch long I think a little bit of Venom is dripping from its fangs as we speak
and those are capable of going an inch deep into your skin let's take this through here
if I go down and we need to film more videos don't worry I'll take over the channel but
Biggs is way more Expendable oh my God she's really ready though she wants you to hold her
if she bites please don't drop her she's my friend as we said the eradicating hairs that are
poisonous she flicks off are more dangerous than her Venom Jake you're holding a highly venomous
bird killing spider this is a good thumbnail this could jump on your face actually yeah take
a couple thumbnails you're doing a great job okay buddy we're on the ground now you can leave me
oh why is she not leaving Dracula no biting no good girl in cage further two steps sit sit good
girl that wasn't so bad am I right well I guess it's officially time to open up the store for
some amazing customers oh hello there sir are you here for the pet store yes the old-fashioned pet
store the old-fashioned pet store yes come right this way it's free but there is a 20 entrance
fee twenty dollars exit fee as well [ __ ] my day things were 25 cents yes well it's not 1847. it's
all inflation dude I think that's twenty twenty dollars yeah twenty dollars and twenty dollars
is completely free mind I recommend the Tarantulas but really you need to get rid of it oh my
goodness I think I have a couple spiders in my house already let me just see here who farted
in my old days I just seemed to let him rip Jake stop laughing okay you need to sell this man come
on oh it's a tortoise yes probably kind of up your alley I mean he's old and he's slow you can even
try and race him oh I could go for long walks in the park yeah ready come on come on let's go oh
wait let's see look at that oh look at him he's so lovely do you want him he's free
he's free yeah I just paid you secrets and eggs I'll take this for you no sir
you don't need that anymore when you got a tortoise thanks so much for coming back
oh I get that I get that and you're very close to me the only pet we have here that
talks is our bird sorta sometimes on occasion and there you have a talking parrot to keep you
company oh you like the blue jay wow you're a cutie aren't you you me we're gonna have a
great time sir you now are the owner of this bird you just feed them three four times a
day since it is a free pet store and we did set up ourselves I think I know which pet I
want I've had my eye on the spirit since I first got here it's very time well I'll
see you guys later what you're just gonna leave us with all these animals Jake you
guys should pick one take for yourself well if Jake's taking the fair and I'm taking beer
all right you my friend are coming with me that's right we're gonna be best friends
forever and ever and ever but gonna have to be careful with my dog his name is Fox
thank you