As the devastating Clone Wars ravaged almost every corner of the Galaxy, many citizens from
the backwater worlds of the Outer Rim dreamed of a better life, away from their home planet
and to be given a more meaningful purpose. For three hard-working outer rim citizens, this dream
actually became a reality, after they were able to sneak into a Clone Squad by pretending to be
Clone troopers, and were able infiltrate the Grand Army of the Republic… but not for evil.
So, I’m going to breakdown the Civillians who snuck into the Clone Army by accident,
pretending to be clone troopers.
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So, the story begins on a distant war-torn planet in the outer rim,
as two brothers named Wes and Bryn, along with their friend Rayt, express their deep anger
with their situation and their hope to escape from their homeworld to do something greater.
Rayt begins rambling to his friends, before thinking to himself that it shouldn’t be so
complicated to leave the planet. He admits that it’s not a bad place,
and that he’s lives a very comfortable life here but ever since the Republic moved in, and the
hordes of clones began patrolling every street and every building, it hasn’t been the same.
The group then begins moving through a dense pile of destroyed battle droids,
dead Clone Troopers and an assortment of other metallic scrap,
left over from the harsh conflict that raged on only a short time ago.
Rayt warns his friends that they need to get moving much faster than they are
because their transport ship, waiting to ferry them away from the planet, is about to arrive,
and the friends who are piloting it won’t wait very long.
As they begin to pick up their pace however, Bryn stops in his tracks ,hearing a strangle, muffled
sound from nearby. He hears a comms device, with the message “All available personnel needed to
facilitate transferring of separatist resources to…” before the transmission is abruptly cut off.
Bryn doesn’t understand what exactly the message means, asking Rayt why the republic could possibly
want to do a resource transfer on the planet. Rayt quickly responds to the Green clothed man, telling
him that these resources are the whole reason the Republic invaded their previous peaceful world.
This question angers Wes, Bryn’s brother, prompting him to say “Everyone knows that,
the corrupt Governor has been funelling money to the Seppies
Bryn…Where have you been”. With a mix of frustration and sarcasm,
Bryn quickly fires back, saying “digging a hole in the backyard to put you in.”
The two continue arguing, but Rayt quickly becomes incredibly frustrated by the two
brother’s bickering, angrily shouting at them to knock it
off because they’re very quickly running out of time to reach their escape ship.
Bryn quickly chimes in again, asking “So the bank vaults are loaded”, to which Rayt quickly
responds, telling him that they aren’t just loaded up, but completely overflowing with riches.
After hearing this, a rush of Confusion washes over Bryn,
leading him to ask “They why are we betting out lives on some farmer’s hunk of junk,
when we could just slip into the city, help ourselves and buy our way off-world?”.
His is brother does not agree at all with this suggestion,
again angrily telling him “Are you kidding me? That’s the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard”,
but before he can finish his sentence, Rayt tells him that… it isn’t actually that bad of an idea,
because The city has already been looted and ransacked, so
it’s unlikely that anyone will notice that a few armloads of gold and treasure are missing.
Bryn is of course extremely excited that he agrees with him, instantly jumping into action, rustling
through the huge pile of scrap in hopes of finding some clone trooper armor for the mission.
Wes is still not convinced by the plan, telling the others that there
is absolutely no way that they are going to make it through the Republic checkpoints,
and are eleven less likely to get into the vault itself.
Despite Wes’ doubts, Bryn reassured him saying “but you heard the man. “All hands report in”.
The three then quickly get to work, trawling through the junk until they eventually
all manage to the pieces of Clone Armor that they need. Bryn however, is having slightly more
trouble, asking “Hey, help me find some pants in my size”. His brother quickly responds to
this in frustration, saying “They’re Clones, idiot” Everything’s the same measurement”...
Rayt then quickly rushes away, hoping to find a speeder to aid them in their mission.
As they board the speeder, racing towards the bank vault at the centre of the city, Wes continues to
tell the two that he still thinks this whole plan is a horrendous idea. Bryn attempts to reassure
his brother that everything will be alright, but there’s nothing he can say to change his mind.
Following this, the three rush off their speeder, right into the heat of battle. A horde of B-1
Battle droids is swiftly clanking towards the three, who are completely out of their element,
but they certainly know when the right time to run is. Bryn points to the left, begging the others to
follow and telling his brother “you couldn’t find your way out of an airlock”. His brother responds,
“I’m gonna throw YOU out of an airlock”, before pointing at Rayt, who has already located the
vault in the other direction. Rayt is of course extremely frustrated at that point,
wishing he’d left the two bickering brothers out in the field together.
As the group of fake clones move towards the centre of the town,
they are greeted by a flurry of fire, and a barrage of blaster bolts flying in
every direction. And of course Bryn isn’t paying too much attention to the mission,
being more fascinated by the firing Canons than the task at hand
saying… “Woah check out that Cannon… Now I know what I’m spending my share of the treasure on.
After this, the group are about to move away from the heat of the battle,
but Rayt quickly notices something in the distance.
Only a small amount away from him, he sees family that he is very familliarl with.
He quickly tells the others that the father’s name is Trillan Katos and that they used to
work at the central bank in the city together for years, and has even had dinner with them.
Rayt knows with his brain that the vaults won’t be full for long and if they don’t move quickly, the
treasure will be gone. But he also knows with his heart that he has to help his long time friends.
Bryn is angered by this, refusing to split his treasure four more ways, and suggests that they
can just wait for the droids and clones to reload, before running out of the area. Rayt
is stunned by this suggestion, wondering how the family has even survived for this long.
As the two can’t decide what to do with the family, Wes quickly
steps in to take care of business like he usually does, accurately aiming his weapon,
before pulling the trigger with a loud click and firing off a blaster bolt,
managing to some how precisely hit a missile that a B-1 Battle droid below is holding.
The B-1 Battle droid realizes that his fate is already decided,
quickly saying “Oh. Gonk me”, before a massive red fireball rips through the area,
shredding the nearby battle droids to pieces.
The others compliment West on his incredible shot, but moments later,
Rayt rushes towards his old friends screaming their names, relieved to be able to rescue them.
Unfortunately however, the Man’s wife does not recognize him,
believing that he is a clone invader on her home planet, viciously firing off her blaster at him.
The rest of the family also begin firing on the fake Clone Trooper,
but Rayt pleads with his old friends, trying to tell them that he is not a clone.
West, being the reasonable one of the group, pulls Rayt back, but in return, Bryn rushed towards the
family and begins firing on them to Rayt’s horror. Bryn of course realizes his mistake, and the group
begin sprinting away from the family, finally making their way towards the central bank vault.
As the group enter the pristine and shiny bank vault, Bryn exclaims “Where have you
been all my life?”, before rushing towards the precious metals in absolutely joy and happiness.
The other two sigh, but quickly join him and begin looting the area,
hoping to take as much as they can before the real Clone Troopers reach the area.
The two brothers eventually begin to get greedy with the treasures, sparking a huge
argument between them which results in them losing half of what they collected.
The brothers are then about to engage in a fierce fist fight, arguing over who can take
more treasures, but they are quickly interrupted by the Clone Commander from the earlier radio
transmission, and his men. The Commander Demands to know what is going on between
these three stray Clones, and they quickly explain that they heard the order to fall in,
but their squad was completely obliterated by a droid cannon, leaving only the three of them.
Luckily for them, the Clone Commander has heard about the Cannon,
and informs them that someone just blew it up.
The commander then orders his men, including the fake clones
to begin loading the ship with the goods. The three fake Clones then begin the long march
up to their ship, before sitting down and finally getting some well earned rest.
And to the end the story, Rayt thinks to himself “All I wanted
was to get off this planet. It shouldn’t be so complicated”.
The group are now part of the Clone Army and will serve alongside them
until they are discovered, or are killed in combat.
So that was the story of the Civilians who joined the Clone Army by Accident. Thanks so
much for watching, hope you enjoyed the video. Cheers guys, hope to see you in the next one!