-Jessica, in "Dark Phoenix" you play the character Smith,
but I want to know which X-Men character you are in real life,
And BuzzFeed has a quiz that will tell us.
-What?! -Do you want to find out?
-Uh, yeah.
-Now, you have to answer a few questions, all right?
Which X-Men do you think that you will be?
This is you in real life.
I know you're Smith in the movie.
-Well, I'm not really Smith. That's, like, a rumor.
-Yeah. Oh, what?
-My character is not named Smith.
-What?!
-But that's all I'm going to say.
-Oh, my gosh! This is unbelievable.
You're the best guest ever. Oh, my God. I love this.
All right.
-Okay, I would say -- You know who I want to be?
I wish -- I think that I, deep down, am Wolverine.
-I mean, we all think we're Wolverine.
-Yeah.
-I think I would be --
I think I'm Professor X, I would say.
-What?
-Yeah, 'cause he's just kind of fun and just cool
and he's, like, kind of in control.
-Before or after the hair? -This is after.
I think his character is cool.
I think that's where I would end up, but I have no idea.
All right, but this, exactly, will tell you.
-Okay.
-I mean, BuzzFeed prides itself on this exact thing.
-Psychological test here.
-Yeah, here we go. Are we ready? All right, choose a color.
-Like, my favorite col-- Don't -- You just picked red.
-No, I didn't. I'm just moving up and down.
Oh, I did pick red. You're right.
So, that was blue. All right, blue? Really?
-Yeah. -Cool.
Your favorite snack. You got hummus.
You got poutine, which is Canadian.
[ Crowd cheers ] Yeah, you know poutine?
It's, like, cheese curds and gravy.
It's great.
Caesar salad, Sno-Caps, Gobstoppers,
or Werther's Originals?
-Oh, Gobstoppers. -Wow.
-Yes. -All right.
What were you like in school?
Were you a troublemaker, were you a teacher's pet,
were you a star quarterback, were you homecoming queen,
valedictorian, or loner?
-Loner.
-Really?
-Oh, all right. Loner.
What is your favorite reality show?
"Real Housewives," "Top Chef," "The Bachelors" --
"The Bachelor," sorry --
"Keeping Up with the Kardashians,"
"Tidying Up with Marie Kondo," or "The Voice?"
-Oh, "The Real Housewives." -Right? They're great.
-I know. They're great.
-I know. They are great. Come on.
What is your go-to dance move?
Making it rain, "Thriller," The Carlton, twerking,
the chicken dance.
Whose dance is the chicken dance?
Come on. Or the Charleston. Come on.
Who would do the Charleston? -I would say "Thriller."
-Right? -Yes. Right?
-Really? -Are we alike?
Are we the same person? -What if it turns out you're me?
-It's just a picture of Jimmy at the end.
-I should have written that. What's your guilty pleasure?
Is it smoking cigars? No. -No.
-Shoplifting? No. Binge-watching Netflix? Maybe.
Oh, wait. Adding cinnamon to oatmeal.
Stealing soap from hotels or gambling.
But you're not gambling. You just did that in the movie.
-No. I would say binge-watching Netflix.
-Yeah. Right? Yeah. All right, this is good.
Now, what is your drink of choice?
There's only 1,000 more questions.
-Oh, my God.
-Then we'll find out what -- What is your drink of choice?
Whiskey, lemonade, Fireball, water, cosmopolitan,
or Earl Grey tea.
Let me guess for you.
I would say -- Jessica Chastain. You...
Actually, I would think maybe a little --
I think whiskey for you.
-Fireball. [ Cheers and applause ]
-Really? Oh, my gosh. Wow! Really?
Oh, I just want to make sure that I check Fireball.
Who is your favorite -- Oh, no.
This is tough. Who is your "Friends" character?
-Ooh! -Oh, this is tough.
We may have to go to commercial and come back.
Monica, Ross, Rachel, Joey, Chandler, Phoebe.
-Ooh! I had such a crush on Ross,
but then he cheated on Rachel when they were on a break,
but they weren't really on a break.
-Oh, my gosh. -I'm going to say Phoebe.
-Wow! All right, Phoebe it is.
-She's the nicest. -Here we go.
This is the last question right here.
Pick your favorite band.
Third Eye Blind, Earth, Wind & Fire, Pitbull,
Taylor Swift, Cardi B, or Beastie Boys?
-Oh, my God!
-Beastie Boys. Here we go. Oh, my gosh.
You got... -Yes!
-...Wolverine!
[ Cheers and applause ] ♪♪
-Yes!
I knew it! -My thanks to Jessica Chastain!